What if SpongeBob was gone?
Meow?
[music playing]
Meow...
What if SpongeBob was gone?
OK, so are we ready for a little karate?
Huh, big guy? Can you handle this?
Do you think you're ready to witness these skills? This footwork?
Is this too fast for you? Too inventive?
I just want to warn you, sparring can get pretty physical.
OK, now show me your skills.
Come on now, don't be shy. Let's see the old one-two.
Dang.
This is much more fun with SpongeBob.
What if SpongeBob was gone?
Ah, who needs him?
I can manage this place and do SpongeBob's job with me eyes closed
and me pockets full.
There you are, sir. Whoa!
Sorry about that.
Oopsie.
Phew. Ah, fire!
Fire! Fire!
OK, maybe I do need SpongeBob.
What if SpongeBob was gone?
[laughing]
Jellyfishes, beware! Patrick Star is here!
Jellyfish! Oh, how do you hold this thing again?
There! Hiya!
This isn't over! Hey, I'm not done with you!
I could really use SpongeBob's jelly fishing expertise right about now.
We interrupt this program for an important announcement.
Bikini Bottom is literally in a state of total chaos tonight.
- Ow! - Literally!
We go now to News C Chopper7 What's up?
Not looking to good up here, Perch.
The Krusty Krab is just about to come apart at the hinges.
Customers are in a rage about not getting their Krabby Patties.
Squidward! Where the barnacles is SpongeBob?
This place is going down the toilet. Patties need flipping!
If I knew, do you think I'd be standing here getting yelled at
by a bunch of morons?
Don't talk back to your superior officer, you!
[grumbling]
Squidward, Mr. Krabs, you all seen SpongeBob?
I think we just went through this.
What he means to say is no, we haven't.
Well, apparently he's left Bikini Bottom and he ain't coming back.
Let me see that! "To whom it may concern..."
[mumbling]
Aka? Idiot boy?
Idiot boy? It is SpongeBob!
What am I gonna do without me fry cook?
What am I gonna do without my best friend?
I should never have been mean to you!
[sobbing]
I should have never kicked you out of my house!
[sobbing]
If I had known that was the last time I'd ever see SpongeBob,
I would have slammed the door in his face even harder!
[laughing]
Alright, group meeting.
Everybody out!
The Krusty Krab's closed until further notice!
Now, how do you propose we find my money-making employee?
Woo! I live in a dump.
Oh!
Hey, watch where you're stepping!
- Sorry sir, I was just-- - I know what you was doing!
You was doing the old bump into the sucker and reach into his pockets
and take his change routine!
Well, it ain't gonna work this time!
You want money, get a job, dead beat!
I'm a jobless dead beat?
What a sad existence I don't remember I lead.
[distant echoes]
He's not here. No more SpongeBob.
No more.
I may finally have found a place where I can be all...
Alone.
[echoing]
Alone.
I gotta get out of here!
Where's the time machine?
Where's anything? Where, where, where, where--