just got back from seeing matrix resurrection and oh boy are my arms bored this was you know when we
talk about red pill versus blue pill i wish there was a blue pill i could take to take me back to
a time before i had seen this movie lots of my friends and acquaintances were warning against
it they said don't go don't go certainly don't pay for this movie um but we went me and frank went we
just got back yes christmas eve we went and saw this movie i know you guys are sick of seeing
me in this shirt i am too it smells but i have to keep wearing it until the christmas season is over
the pacing was off uh there was just so much wrong with this movie you were certainly um
at a disadvantage like if you hadn't seen any previous matrix films you're gonna go into this
movie and have absolutely no clue of what's going on uh you know okay to generalize it's
it's just worse and more gay they did a great job at making everything more gay and more woke
morpheus they could not get lawrence fishburne back for this role so they got
yaha abdul mateen the second not even the first was available
neo is back as keanu reeves of course and andrew caldwell who plays uh neo's i guess best friend
within this kind of like video game matrix that he finds himself and he finds himself as a
as a creator or a designer of a of a video game and andrew caldwell plays his best friends
which if we notice this right away this guy bears a striking resemblance to tim dillon i
have to bring it up and i don't know if this was a conscious decision i don't know if this guy andrew
is just a big fan of tim dillon's uh sometimes i think oh you know maybe tim dylan he's a niche
he's a niche personality he's a niche comedic person i mean i know he's got i'm not trying to
downplay his um his fans he's he has a huge fan base he's crushing it but i just noticed right
away not only the striking visual resemblance this is like a slightly less angry more gay tim
dillon uh the character that that andrew caldwell plays in this movie just like his tone uh the way
he's like oh we got it it's it's very tim dillon i don't know if any of you guys saw the resemblance
as well it was like distracting how similar this character was to tim dillon which i don't know if
tim dillon's gonna see this movie but if he does see it i hope he takes it as a compliment this
was made what had to have been made what 2019 2020 that this is made during the pandemic uh i would
i think that's pretty cool that tim dillon can influence a movie character if if it's
not based on him who the [ __ ] was it based off of because it was just so crazy similar to me
uh that i was laughing so it was filmed oh it was filmed
february 2020 to august 2020 so this is peak pandemic everybody on the trains
um in these scenes are wearing masks and it's interesting how like the awake people
are not wearing masks similar to now in a way um what else did i notice oh
you know if you watch if you do decide to go ahead and watch this movie uh a way that i found
you could make it more interesting is every time niobi played by jaded pickett smith every time she
describes or refers to how old she is go ahead and take a drink because it's many many times
she it's so funny and frank actually said this she resembles like
a girl in high school playing an old woman in a play and that's that's spot on that
was exactly the performance she gave she's like ah my back clearly like a young woman
trying to walk like an old person trying to sound like an old person she's covered in
old person makeup but she still doesn't really convey age you know you can't fake arthritis
um all right i'm gonna pull this up search nail be old nail be old you know that's
what's great you can't fight you can't fight being old uh let me spell this here naomi old
oh she looks this is not good she looks like part woman part cat i'm gonna bring this up here
and she still looks very much like you can tell it's jaded pinkett smith like
pretty much right away here we go like i'm so old one of my eyes is a different color now
let me continue to remind the audience of how old i am by saying things like please help me get up
help me find my keys where's my metamucil well she didn't say all of that but you get the gist
constantly reminding the audience of how old she is instead of showing the audience how old she is
boy you know this might be a hot take but
it seems transitioning to female is great if you want to pursue sports
[ __ ] terrible if you're trying to direct movies uh this is clearly
clearly a downgrade um it wasn't even both walkowski sisters it was one wackowski
sister who directed this film and yikes it's just worse it's just worse in every way the
pacing was off i was getting very bored like we saw this movie at 11 a.m and i'm falling asleep
and i got plenty of sleep last night so i was both bored and confused and falling asleep at
multiple points there was like just many times that i wished and and wanted the movie to be over
i was looking at my clock usually i shut my phone off but i was like constantly looking at the time
so yikes don't go let's see what rotten tomatoes has to say about this and i can't believe there's
any positive reviews for this thing i was shocked to see any but i guess these people
are paid or whatever here's a review okay well first of all let's go back to the score
yeah 66 tomato meter 66 audience score i'm shocked the audience scores even that
high i think it's probably because the majority of people haven't seen it yet
working for the first time as a director without her sister lily i don't know why it's
not in quotes lana wilkowski has made something bright and sincere and maddening and absolutely
certain to [ __ ] with people's expectations uh yeah they they [ __ ] with the expectation in
the sense that you're like you hear it's gonna be bad and then it's even worse than you expect
here's one from richard cruz as much as i wanted to enjoy another trip to the matrix i found it
too meta too long and yet not ambitious enough true they could have done something a little bit
more creative with the plot they could have made neo actually an actor in the movie the matrix and
then we can see perhaps even more closely oh is this real am i not am i playing a role am i not
and also i felt what was off was how there was a little bit it was a little bit like incongruous is
that even the right word between how old they were saying neo's character was and how old he actually
looked because he looked maybe like a 50 in his 50s if he didn't take care of himself or
60s but they also said oh we've been trying to find you for 60 years so then there should
have been a much older dude this dude should have looked like in his 80s but then would it not have
been plausible for an 80-something-year-old dude to like look and work at a place that
makes video games i don't know i don't know let's read more reviews this movie felt like a best of
compilation of sequences situations and characters from the original matrix and it's too inferior
no it didn't it sucked even worse everybody was gay not that there's anything wrong with being
gay but it was unnecessarily overly uh just in your like not everyone the old like naobi was gay
everyone's just reminding each other how gay they are all the time which is like distracting they
could have focused on i don't know making a better movie instead of virtue signaling
if you're not familiar with any of the previous matrix movies then the matrix resurrections
doesn't care about you true the visual effects and stunts are dazzling that's generous but the sci-fi
action movie plot is convoluted and duller than it should have been yeah i also felt like these
little like robot pets that they had going on like the flying and purring dog machine
things like they were part squid alien part domesticated helpful robot animal that seemed
kind of unnecessary to me he risked his life to save you thanks it's like still a machine
right i don't know joe morgenstein top critic ooh wall street journal the matrix
resurrections is a recycling dump of murky effects in different action and a crazily
cluttered relentlessly repetitive narrative it's groundhog day in cyberpunk oh that's well written
as much as one haste to admit the matrix has become part of the machine i've read online that
people thought that the lone wolkowski sister was trying to redefine what red pilling means
but if so i it seems that that did not entirely come across a little bit cloudy
i did not like it i don't review a lot of films but i felt so much this was so bad that i had
to just i had to just run back to my computer on christmas eve and tell all you guys maybe
uh maybe now means you're gay maybe red pilling now does mean you're gay maybe they're trying to
like convince people not to pursue down go down a rabbit hole look into conspiracy theories like
no and and also the overall theme of this movie that i didn't care for they made um they made
being gay seem like one's proper evolution you know i mean like like to be gay is to be
modern to be sort of sexually question marked is to ev have to evolves to your highest
potential were any of the people still asleep today were any of the people still asleep gay
right right right with all the red pill people were gay
right oh god it's like a double it's like a double meaning here it's like what does
it really and it's like they're trying to make it seem like yeah that's the highest pokemon
evolution of humanity is to become gay like the shiny pokemon of humanity is to become gay
which i don't know for some of us it's just a night where we had too much to drink
yeah for sure mewtwo's definitely gay a lot of them are
that's a whole separate video all right you guys
if you liked this no tell me what you think um if you saw this movie for some reason write in
the comments tell me what you thought and uh or if you just have more and more jokes
i want to see those as well all right thanks guys talk to you soon merry christmas uh i
think i'm gonna be on friday night tights um later tonight so i'll see you guys there love you bye