[grunting]
You know, Father blames Uncle for the loss of the North Pole.
And he considers you a miserable failure for not finding the Avatar.
Why would he want you back home?
Except to lock you up where you can no longer embarrass him.
Who are you and what do you want?
You mean, you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblance?
Here's a hint.
I must find the Avatar to restore my honor.
It's OK, you can laugh. It's funny.
Where is he? Where's the Fire Lord?
Hm, you mean I'm not good enough for you? You're hurting my feelings.
You're sick and I want my knife back now.
[grunting]
Who's going to make me? Mom?
Perhaps it's best if you postpone your coronation.
What? Which one of you just said that?
What a shame. There's only one way to resolve this.
You two must duel each other.
I order you to fight an Agni Kai.
But... we're not fire benders.
Alright, fine.
Lo, you're banished. Li, you can stay.
But, I'm Li, so who's banished?
I still think our dad would make a much better fire lord
than his royal tea-loving kookiness.
It's tea time.
Azula.
Have you met the Dai Li? They're earth benders,
but they have a killer instinct that's so fire bender.
I just love it.
By the way, uncle's coming home.
- Does that mean we won the war? - No.
It means Uncle is a quitter and a loser.
[screaming]
[grunting]
Azula!
You know what would make this trip really memorable?
We've got some bad news, Chan.
Party's over.
[screaming]
[whimpering]
[crying]
So, I hear you've been to visit your Uncle Fatso in the prison tower.
That guard told you.
No, you did just now.
You're so dramatic.
What? Are you going to challenge me to an Agni Kai?
Yes, I challenge you.
No, thanks.
[music playing]
Yes! We defeated you for all time.
You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation.
Well, that was fun.
Well?
You've beaten me at my own game.
Don't flatter yourself. You were never even a player.
Dad's going to kill you.
Really, he is.
What are you doing here?
You mean it's not obvious yet?
I am about to celebrate becoming an only child!
Stop wasting our time and give us the information.
You're powerless right now, so you're in no position to refuse.
And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.
Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar.
I am a 400 foot-tall platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings.
OK, you're good, I admit it.
It's never too early for a sitting with the court painter, Zuko.
Make sure he gets your good side.
Don't you see what she's doing? She's just playing with us.
She's not even trying to win this fight.
Not true. I'm giving it my all.
You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!
Um right, I think your friend just said that, genius.
And since you can't see, I should tell you I'm rolling my eyes.
Princess, I'm afraid that the tides will not allow us
to bring a ship into port before nightfall.
I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides.
Can you explain something to me?
Of course, Your Highness.
Do the tides command this ship?
Uh... I'm afraid I don't understand.
You said the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in.
Do the tides command this ship?
No, Princess.
And if I were to have you thrown overboard,
would the tides think twice about throwing you against the rocky shore?
No, Princess.
Well then, maybe you should worry less about the tides,
who've already made up their mind about killing you,
and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.