What weird things do celebrities do in the bathroom?
Let's talk about that.
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Good mythical morning.
If you thought Ariel brushing her hair
with a fork was weird in "Little Mermaid,"
- Yeah. - buckle up, because today
we're talking about strange but true
celebrity grooming habits.
- Uh-oh. - We're gonna test out a few, Rhett.
- Okay, good. - And we're also gonna see what happens
when mythical crew member, Jordan, buys everything
- advertised to him in one day. - Mm-hmm.
And we'll also be looking at some ridiculous news bloopers.
My favorite.
But first, let's see what the stars are
slathering on their saggy faces.
It's time for...
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All right, in ever round we are gonna be presented with a card
featuring a weird celebrity grooming habit.
Uh, then we're going to do that celebrity grooming habit to ourselves
- You have become the celebrity - Yes, and--
- So we can identify-- - Decide which celebrity it is.
- We're choosing from a bank of celebrities... - Uh-huh.
- including... - Halle Berry.
- Rhett: Oh, yeah. - Kylie Jenner.
- Rhett: Whoah-oh. - Catherine Zeta Jones.
- Rhett: Oh, thee she is. - Chris Hemsworth.
- There he is. - Lady Gaga.
- There she is. - George Clooney
- There he is. - Tom Cruise.
- Tom Cruise? - And Shailene Woodley.
Now we won't use all of these 'cause we've only got
five different routines.
But we have what is that, eight to choose from.
Mm-hmm. Whoever has the most correct at the end
of course, wins a celebrity hairbrush.
Let's, let's get rejuvenated.
Okay, we have our first card here, Rhett.
Which celebrity brushes their teeth with strawberries?
which we have in front of us.
Brush your teeth with strawberries?
- Okay. - Is this sugar?
Uh, I believe it's baking soda.
It is baking soda.
Now, as a child, I would occasionally
brush my teeth with baking soda because my mom--
But not strawberries!
My mom encouraged me to do it.
And I think the strawberries are added, I don't know why,
- but I think it's-- - For taste.
Yeah, I think it's-- oh, gosh, it just.
- Yeah, it just. - It just shot me in the eye.
Under my glasses and I'm blinded now.
You can't just go crushing strawberries without
Wearing protective gear.
Yes, I think the sweetness of the strawberries makes it.
- Rhett: Does what? - Link: It makes it where--
- I think this is just - It takes the edge off the baking soda.
Yeah, it can't be anything therapeutic in the strawberries.
It's just like making a flavored toothpaste.
It's like-- somebody who's like, "I don't believe
in any flavors except the things that makes the flavors.
But doesn't it make your teeth red?
- Oh. - Well, not permanently.
Let's try it because I'm curious, if brushing your teeth
with the... with this, then you gotta brush teeth again
afterwards to get this off.
Baking soda is a mild abrasive,
it has a whitening property.
I'm excited about this. Can I just--
Do strawberries have a reddening property?
Can I just eat it?
- Okay. - Mm, it tastes great.
It makes you want to eat the toothpaste.
I have a lot of baking soda in mine.
I was really gonna crap all over this.
but I'm thinking that whoever does this is a genius.
Which one of these people is a genius?
- Are my teeth red? - No. Are mine?
No. So, huh. Maybe a bad idea.
- ( high pitched ) - So, huh. Maybe a good idea.
- I just don't feel like. - I think this is.
This isn't so much about beauty
as much as it is about someone who care deeply about, like,
not getting into the things that are like the flavor
and that kind of a thing, you know?
When I think of white teeth I think Halle Berry
and Zeta Jones, equally.
I think Halle Berry likes a little sweetness in her...
- uh... - in her what? Finish that sentence.
In her baking soda sensation.
I'm gonna narrow it down to, uh, Catherine,
and, uh, Shailene?
- Shailene. - I don't know, I'm gonna go with Shailene
'cause I feel like she would be like...
- She know-- - She likes strawberries--
Well, no, I think she's probably thinking about
a lot of like, bigger issues that work their way
all the way back down to her toothpaste.
Okay, which celebrity rubs nightingale poop on their face.
- Seriously, we got a nest here... - Come on.
with... ugh!
Surely, that's been mixed with something.
Surely, ( stammers ) we didn't just hire a bird for this.
Well, it smells like clay, like--
- Oh, it's so earthy. - It's got something.
It's very earthy.
A little bird poopiness in it.
Well, we got, of course we had to put it on our face
to figure out who does this.
That's the logic.
Who would-- who would do the poo on the face?
Oh, gosh, it's grimy and...
It does feel nice.
If I didn't know what it was, I might be okay with it.
How do they harvest this?
Of course, they probably eat it.
I think you just hold your head
you face up, and you just wait
for the nightingales to show up.
I think they got a bunch of birds somewhere
and they're squeezing 'em.
Squeezing nightingales?
( squishing noises )
Yeah, there's somebody's job to just pick 'em up
and ( fart noises ), they're coming by on a conveyer belt.
( fart noises )
- This... - Hey, that's a good backup career.
- Okay. The price-- - I got big hands, I could probably
squeeze two at a time-- four!
Two in each hand.
The price of beauty is nightingale poop.
I think this is really esoteric, like,
edge, on the front cutting edge
of things people are willing to do.
Somebody wants a story to be told about them.
Somebody wants to be edgy, like, Ga-ja.
- Lady Jaja. - Um...
That's who I'm thinking this is, because--
That's a good-- you know what?
Again, that's very good logic.
But I also feel, this feels like a Kylie thing.
- You know, Kylie. - Mm.
The way she feels about birds.
Did she just have a baby
or was it one of the other ones.
- Uh, she just had one. - Right.
She's rubbing bird poop all over that baby.
- Yeah, she is. - Mm-hmm.
I hope she is, at least
'cause then I'd be right.
I'll eat this later.
Which celebrity washes themselves with coffee grounds
to remove cellulite from trouble areas.
Okay, so we're gonna take some soap
and just sort of dabble it on...
- That's enough for me. - your luffa.
And then take some coffee.
Now, where are your cellulite trouble areas?
- My forearm. - ( both chuckle )
I got a real troublesome forearm.
If you get cellulite on your forearm,
well, that's a--
I'm sure it can happen.
- That's odd - Both: Okay.
So, apparently, there's caffeine in coffee.
( chuckles ) Who would have known,
and the caffeine, uh, tightens your skin up,
provides antioxidants.
You know, all the things you need on your forearm.
Mm. The aroma of the, um, body wash...
Both: mixed with the coffee.
- Oh, I could get used to that. - It's very delectable.
It's like I'm becoming a human latte.
Oh, we could do that later.
Are you requesting that? Do I have your consent
to turn you into a human latte?
Um, ( sniffs ) mm. Now that, that smells good, guys.
This is a great idea. see, nothing pretentious about this at all.
Who has a lot of cellulite?
Whop's the least pretentious...
- of these people. - This guy. This guy, of course.
- I think Chris Hemsworth. - Tom Cruise.
I think Chris Hemsworth is the least pretentious
of our celebrity bank.
Um, so I'm just gonna go with him.
Catherine, I'm not saying you have any cellulite.
I've never noticed it, and if you have it
- I think it's wonderful. - Why am I choosing--
He doesn't have any cellulite.
Uh, no, you already chose.
No, that's not how it works.
You can switch it around later, Rhett,
but you had already chose.
You sunk it in so you gotta stick with it.
There you go.
Okay, which celebrity eats clay
to remove toxins from their body.
Oh, look, it's clay versions of--
I guess this is us.
- Yeah - One's taller than the other.
- A little bit taller. - Whoop, there they go.
Of course, my head is not that much bigger.
Whop, oh, no.
You gonna grab it?
We're gonna eat this whole thing?
Yeah, the whole thing.
We're gonna be here a while.
- Um... - You think they make it into little men
- every time they eat it? - Yeah.
Is that how it works? I doubt it.
I do think that this is common practice in Hollywood.
Mmm.
That's a lot.
I think I took too big of a bite.
( laughter )
- Mm. - It's weird eating your own brain.
I'm gonna spit half of that out.
Just enough to-- just enough to be able to tell
which celebrity does this.
You know, ooh! Just that amount.
So, that's going to absorb the toxics.
Absorb the toxics.
Now, I'm thinking between these two men
I think they're both clay eaters.
- ( laughter ) - Just a question of who eats more.
Who's public about it.
I don't know, I think Clooney's a pretty private guy.
If he's gonna be public about things
he's not gonna be, you know, I eat clay.
So, I'm going with Thor, right here.
Liam's brother.
I'm breaking out my Gaga guess.
She's definitely-- you know, she's capable
of doing any one of these.
But I could definitely see her making a little voodoo doll
of herself and then biting it's head off.
- Sure. - That feels very--
- what's her real name? - Stevie: Stefani.
That feels very Stefani.
Well...
- All right. - Rhett: You know, Stefani.
Stefani. I think all of these people eat clay.
It's just a question of who's vocal about it.
Which celebrity gets their balls ironed?
No, nobody gets their balls ironed.
- What? - You guys want us to-- Ooh.
Yeah, I've already done it today.
I don't need to re-iron my balls.
Alex: Here you are, sorry, there's that.
- What? - Alex: And then you have this.
Oh, my gosh! Alex!
Don't let me burn you here.
- Alex: That's not me. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- There you go. - What?
What does it say?
This celebrity gets laser treatment
to smooth out wrinkles, remove hair,
and correct discoloration of the testicles.
( laughter )
Also nicknamed, ball ironing.
This is urban legend type stuff.
Now, first of all, I want you guys to know that
we each have two balls.
- You gave each one of us one ball. - One.
And why's mine gotta be blue?
( laughter )
I think we know why?
Oh, gosh.
I have never felt--
this is-- this is a perfect simulation
of what it's like when George Clooney
goes to the ball ironer.
- That's my guess. - He-- he--
Rhett: It can't be Tom Cruise because--
Here's why it is Tom Cruise, Rhett.
Because this is urban--
This is urban legend type stuff.
This is something that comes out of Scientology,
and somebody escapes, and then they're like,
"And you know what else he does?
This."
No, but here's the thing, it can't be Tom Cruise
because Scientologists have their testicles removed
in the first year.
That's one of the requirements.
That way they lose their--
- That's-- get that out of here. - they lose all their desire to leave.
- I have no will anymore-- - You're wrong.
You think it's a Cruise thing, huh?
- This is-- - I think that Tom Cruise
had got a tight ball sack.
- ( laughter ) - I mean, he's probably got the tightest ball sack
of any 55 year old man or however old he is,
- but Clooney-- - Exactly, because of this.
Like some people I know, Clooney went gray
- in his thirties, an uh-- - ( laughter )
What's that gotta do with down there?
All I'm saying is I make indirect eye contact
and you can use some ironing, so...
( laughter )
Okay.
Okay, Stevie, tell us how many we have right.
Stevie:
Oh, what? Hm.
But Link, you have zero correct.
- ( buzzer sounds ) - ( laughs )
Ah, crap.
So, now we switch them around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Man, I got lots of switching to do.
Okay, I feel like, I-- I know I'm wrong about, uh--
This part. So I'm gonna go...
I'm not right about any of them.
- I've got a change. - This has got to be Halle.
I've got to change all of them.
So, I'm putting Kylie in there.
I'm agreeing with you.
I think that's the one I got right.
I have to change all of them, so...
changing Gaga to that,
and then I'm changing showering with coffee grounds.
Hold on, you're just changing to what I did.
Well, I have to put it somewhere.
Eating clay. This is right.
You're right about this.
And then, uh...
George Clooney, you didn't get that one right.
Yeah, I did.
So, now it comes down to eating clay...
Catherine Zeta Jones.
- All right, final answers. - Okay.
Stevie:
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And Link, thanks to you copying Rhett,
you have two correct as well.
- ( laughs ) - All right, we tried.
Rhett:
Link:
Rhett:
What do we not win?
It's my personal hair brush.
Okay, well, you know what?
This is Alex's hair brush.
You know, given it was a tie
and you copy me, I'll let you take that, Link.
You can have that. I have no absolutely
no problem with it at all.
Are you sure you don't need this hair back?
Alex: Uh...
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