Hey guys, so as many of you guys have probably already heard
Youtube has recently been sending out these Diamond play buttons
for youtubers that have over 10 million subscribers (congrats Ryan!)
You know, it's like when they send all of those Gold Play buttons.
for youtubers over million subscribers, or like the silver ones
for youtubers over 100,000, which by the way I have not gotten yet ??( (= )
for either my channel (this one) or HigaTV, but you know what? It's fine,
I don't-
it's not like I care
You wanna know why I don't care?
Oh, I will tell you why!(xD)
Guess who has two thumbs
and the 10 million subscriber Diamond play button!(PEWDIEPIE)
*laugh*
That's right!
This GUY ---->
CONGRATS PEWDIEPIE
Oh yeah, and also I, I have one too
*not so enthusiastic yay*
Wooo
See? Who needs the 100,000 sliver button
Dhen you got the GOLD and the DIAMOND?!
I don't care at all
most of the time
I mean I do care a little bit
but it's not like- It's not on my mind all of the time
I mean it's a little weird you know
don't you think?
It's freakin weird!!!
It's like if you have a Wartortle and a Blastoise, but no Squirtle
*making Squirtle sounds*
But anyway, I'm getting totally off topic
This video was not meant to be about what we don't have, it's about what we do have
And for me, what I do have, is a ten million subscriber diamond play button
And I can honestly say that that, changed my life
Oh my, OH MY GOD it's so bright, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS....
Everything changed the day I got my Diamond play button
I just got this sense of..... empowerment
Knowledge.
I could see the world, for what it really was
Water felt wetter
I could suddenly see the air move
I could smell... music
With this new gift of vision I could now really see what this award really meant to me
It wasn't about the fame that came with it
It wasn't even about the fortune
It was about making my dad proud
Dad..
I want you to have this
What is this, son?
It's the, uhh, ten million subscriber Diamond play button
There's only a few people in the world that have it and..
I want you to have it, so that finally you'll be proud of me
Oh, son. You don't have to give me anything
Dad?
I might not say it a lot, but I've always been proud of you
I love you, son.
I love you too, dad
Okay, yeah, obviously I exaggerated
A LOT.
Receiving the Diamond play button didn't actually change that much
At least in terms of fame and.. fortune
But like I said, those things..
Fame.
Fortune.
They never mattered to me.
They never did.
It was, and always has been
about making my dad proud
And that, is what the Diamond play button really meant to me
Dad..
I want you to have this
What is this, son?
It's the, uhh, ten million subscriber diamond play button
There's only a few people in the world that have it
And I want you to have it, so that you'll finally be proud of-
I don't want this sh*t(beep)!
Okay, yeah, maybe this award isn't something that everybody understands and appreciates
BUT IT'S A BIG DEAL!
And sure, maybe the award is a few years late
Because most of us, you know, that celebrated 10 million subscribers did so about, a few years ago
And yeah, it's not an Oscar or an Emmy, so by having it you don't get more famous, or more wealthy
In fact it's not even made out of diamond, so it doesn't add really any monetary value at all
But you know what, for all of you nay-sayers and doubters, this award is still...
..awesome
Okay there's a lot that this award can still do, okay?
First of all, it still makes a great house decoration
I mean, you'll probably have to put it on the ground
Or like on a table or something, because it's too heavy to hang in the wall
..but it's still nice to look at!
Oor you could just carry it with you at all times
because it makes a great conversation starter
Oof.. it's heavy
What's in here? It looks like a-
It's so shiny
What is this--so heavy
Oh wow
Is this like a trophy or-
10 MILLION subscribers, that's a lot of subscribers
And, if you ask me, you know-like
You said something?
Wha-what? Huh?
Did you say something?
N-no, I-I don't think so, I didn't say anything
Ok, cool
LOOK at THIS though...
See? And that's just a little taste of how valuable AND useful the Diamond play button really is
I didn't even start talking about how great of a paper weight it is,
Or a door stopper,
Booster seat for the short,
Tin cans- MORE like THIN cans
Leave it out in the sun, it's a FRYING PAN
Put it in the freezer, AND you've got ice that won't water down your drink-
*laughs*
I'm sorry, I actually started this video as a thank-you video to you guys,
clearly that didn't happen,
Honestly, I was joking earlier, well, I mean kinda.
You really can use those awards for all those things,
I mean, LITERALLY when I first opened it and look at the award straight on,
The first thought that actually come to mind was
I've finally know what I'd look like from the point of view of a spider
Can't go off track again
In all seriousness, despite all the jokes,
I just want to thank ALL of you guys, and of course Youtube as well
Maybe you guys might already know this, but I'm actually not that big on awards
I don't normally watch any award shows, like most
people do like, the Oscars, Grammys, Emmys, Teen Choice, VMAs, whatever
Nothing against them but I just don't find it interesting
It's just my opinion
I mean it's human nature
It's always feels nice to get recognized for something,
But my thought process, is- and always has been that
We put a little too much value into these awards
But again, that's a whole Another topic
And don't get me wrong,
I am SO appreciative of this award
Like Youtube didn't have to send us anything for ten million subscribers
But, they still did.
But what I mean even more appreciative of is
the fact that all of you are still watching and supporting,
and I'm super thankful to Youtube
not just for the award itself,
but this award gave me an excuse to make this video
and thank all the people that got me this award in the first place
all of you that subscribed,
Seriously, thank you guys so much <3
you guys hear that all the time but it hasn't changed
Hope you guys know that, literally 90% of my time...
Sleeping is like 50%- 40%, 30%,
Eating is another 20%, is 50%
Like 50%, all my time goes into making these videos,
I literally work on something every single day
And I hope you guys know that it's because I wanna create good content
Don't con this video
And I still haven't got that 100.000 silver button
But umm, like I said I don't care
It's not like I'm waiting for it,
I don't lose sleep over it at night
It's not like I carefully listen all day long for the doorbell to ring,
You know, hoping it's the mailman bringing my...
No, yea see, I don't- it doesn't matter
and thats the lesson of this video
okay I don't need an award to validate my existence
and you guys dont need an award to validate yours
I am much too confident and my self-esteem is so high
Plus, like I said, I already cut the Diamond Play Button
Ok, so why would I even want a little silver... (door bell rings)
(dramatic music playing)
* Ryan running a lot *
*heavy breathing* What??
(Dramatic music playing louder)
Sorry it took so long, but without further ado....
This is for our favorite
Asian on YouTube!
Congratulations For Surpassing 100,000 Subscribers
RiceGum?!?
Oh there it is!
Finally!!
Thanks man
TEEHEE
Was that Evan from VanossGaming?
Nah, that must have been KevJumba
♪Music♪