- I've always enjoy judging people.
You, horrible top.
(audience laughing)
It's quite nice.
But what would it be like to do it professionally?
Well, let's ask someone who knows
and add a bit of girl power to the proceedings.
Please welcome Superstar judge Melanie C.
(audience applauding)
Hello, thank you very much for coming on the show.
- Oh, it's a pleasure.
- I'm so excited to have an actual Spice Girl in the room.
I'm a massive fan. - Actual real life one.
- The best one.
(audience laughing and applauding)
See, see, I'm right.
Now I've got a really important question
that I've been dying to ask you.
What is it like when Victoria smiles?
(audience laughing and applauding)
- You must have seen here smile.
- She's got such a pretty face,
that if she smiled it would be so lovely.
Is it nice?
Is it like Narnia? - Yes.
(audience laughing)
The thing is with Victoria, if you're with her in private,
she's so funny and she's always laughing
and joking and smiling.
But I think she's one of the most written about
and photographed women in the world
and I think her pout is her armour.
That's how she feels comfortable.
- To protect herself, I suppose.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Next time you see her, just get her
to sneak one out once in a while.
I mean, a smile, that sounds terrible.
(audience laughing)
- What was the audition for the Spice Girls like?
- It was weird.
The first thing was on how you looked and how you moved.
And they were just like, "yeah", "yeah", "no", "no", "yeah".
- (gasping) That's harsh.
- And then you came back to sing, yeah.
- So singing was very secondary, was it?
(audience laughing and applauding)
- (laughs) I fell into that trap.
- You told us the truth.
You should've lied, said the singing was first.
- Yes of course.
- If the Spice Girls turned up to an audition now,
who would you put through and who would you send home
if you were on the other side?
(audience gasping)
I totally went there.
Shut your face.
(audience laughing)
- You know what, with the girls, we all would admit
we all had different strengths
and we just tried to play to that.
And there was some great singers in the band.
Everyone can sing, but some were stronger
than others and some were better dancers than others.
And a band needs all of that.
I think with the Spice Girls,
what made us so successful was our chemistry and our energy.
- Would have been better if you had picked one,
but it's fine.
(audience laughing)
We'll add that in later on.
- Just ask me a question, take one of the names
and then edit it in. - It's all editing, it's fine.
(audience laughing)
Now when I've had a crappy day, and this is true, I put the
Spice Girls on and I dance around in my nightie in my flat.
Is there music that you always put on
when you've had a crappy day?
- I like some big ballads
'cause singing makes me feel great.
So I really give it loads.
I do that in the car as well.
And I don't think about people seeing ya.
- At traffic lights. - Yeah.
- When you pull up and you glance across
and you realise they've just seen your feelin' for beard.
(audience laughing and applauding)
It's dangerous to get your tweezers out.
But if you've got nails
you can just try and get a couple.
(audience laughing)
Now you helped to find Jesus, obviously,
for Jesus Christ Superstar with Andrew Lloyd Webber.
On a scale of one to 10, how creepy is he in person?
(audience laughing)
- The thing is I have to say about Andrew,
I think he's probably the most misunderstood person
in the public eye, but he's a genius.
And I was astounded by him.
He was funny.
He was quick.
And he was so kind to the contestants.
- I need to press you for a number.
- (laughing) Zero.
He's not creepy, he's lovely.
- Well, later on, we'll get you to say loads of numbers.
Then we'll just cut one in.
- It's like Geri Halliwell, seven.
(audience laughing and applauding)
- I love that you've just accidentally told us
which one you would have sent home.
(audience laughing)
- It wasn't really Geri.
I love you (kissing).
- How do you think the actual Jesus
would have done on the show?
(audience laughing)
I love what you've done with the loaves and fishes
but it's sounds a bit karaoke to me.
(audience laughing)
What advice would you give to someone
on how to win over the public on a talent show?
- Well, my advice would be to always be yourself
unless you're really boring or a bit of a knob.
- Unless you're really boring or a bit of a knob.
- Yeah.
(audience laughing)
- And then, you should suppress that
and try to be nice despite that.
- And then just be really fake (laughing).
- (laughing) Just be really fake.
That's the best advice ever.
That's advice for life.
(audience laughing)
The whole Olympics was, obviously, just a cover for the
real agenda, which was to get the Spice Girls back together.
(audience laughing)
We all know that's fact.
Whose idea was it to get you all in Zimmer frames?
(audience laughing)
I think we've got a photo of this on top of the taxies.
Of all the Spice Girls, who do you think has aged the best?
Because I think you've all aged really well.
- I think we're all looking pretty good, actually.
We're doing all right.
We're all like getting close to 40, or someone is 40.
(audience laughing)
- Which one's 40? - Your favourite.
- You're my favourite. - Ah.
- No, genuinely. - Thanks.
- You really are. - I'm 38.
- I'm 37.
(audience laughing)
I don't know (laughing).
I don't know what I've won but I've definitely won.
(audience laughing)
Maybe as an ending, maybe you could
judge how I've interviewed you.
(audience laughing)
- Oh, my god. - How did I do?
- well, I've been interviewed a lot of times by lots
of different people all over the world for many years.
And that was one of them (chuckling).
(audience laughing)
(audience groaning)
No, I've really enjoyed it.
- It's fine, I'm still 37.
(audience laughing)
Thank you so much for coming on the show.
Ladies and gentlemen, Melanie C.
Hello, I'm Sarah Millican.
And thanks very much for watching my videos.
I'm going on tour
with a brand new show called Bobby Dazzler.
For all the information about where I'm goin' and when
go to sarahmillican.co.uk.
Thanks.