Do I say f this
and get a Ferrari
Do I say F this...
...and get a Porsche?
(Pretending to be on the phone) "Hey Bugatti, Mr.Bugatti. I want a Bugatti showdown right now!"
WHAT DO I DO LOGAN?!?!
HEEYOO good morning Logang what's poppin'?
Yee! The current location guys, is Venice, Italy.
Current time is 6:40 a.m.
YEEEE
Today, today is a big day!
Haha it's my big day!
It's actually not, it's my brother Jake's big day.
If you don't know what I mean, allow me bless y'all with some information.
Most of you are in the Logang, so you've heard this before BUT!
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Yo! oh what the F*ck we just hit twelve million
and I had no idea. You guys are growing too fast Logang freaking SLOW DOWN!
I'm just kidding bro. Mavericks never stop.
So yeah. Subscribe if you are not subscribed. But ok, story time...
Good morning, brother Jake. How you doing, let's go!
HEH
Paul brothers in Italy
don't know how we didn't get kicked out yet
ITALIA!!
but okay
We're still here, dog
ooohh
Ok, here's the background. I'm gonna make this short. Jake, asshole
Lamborghini prank on my birthday
NOOO! You did not, Jake, get me a Lamborghini! Admit it's a prank!
Ooooh s***
Ooooooh!
Haha! F*** you bro. Yeah, that was not cool at all.
I'm not even kidding it literally went from the best day of my life, to the absolute worst.
Asshole
And then being the loco young man I am, I said this
There's only one way that I can come back from this.
If I say, "F*** you Jake Paul."
and go out today
and buy an actual Lambo
BOOM! So I was like, yo f*** it dude I'm buying a Lambo today
I found out that I can't do that because it is an expensive car and its kind of a big deal
Jake was like yo, if you are doing it then I'm doing it too
And then it was his idea to customize 2018 Lamborghini Huracán Performante
I went to the Lamborghini dealership I had you guys actually choose the color and help me customize it
Logang, y'all got my back. Waaah!
And they told us what about coming to Italy?
They were like, "Yo, you're gonna come to Italy. You're gonna wait like six months."
"It's gonna be amazing. You're gonna get a tour of the factory."
Jake: The whole nine yards. Logan: Basically, youre gonna come and pick up your own Lamborghini that you customize.
I was like, yo that's F*cking dope
Jake: Well uh I've seen some dope s***, and that's dope
Logan: Fact.
Then I, yo, the time frame, and I got using my brain
which i'm not good at
and I was like, hold up, pause
I'm about to drop $350,000 on a car. I just bought the Yeti.
[music plays]
And like, i'm not a huge car guy, right
I like cars, I don't love cars like he does
Jake: Mmmm I love 'em!
It's a genuine concern, like
It's a very dangerous car
and me behind the wheel
*skeptical hmmmmm*
So I was like dog,
I don't know if I want
[whining] I don't know if I want this carrrr.
I decided not to get it
And then I had to tell brother Jake
And then I cried like a b****
I...[exhales]...am not getting a Lamborghini with you
[sad music plays]
and then we get here
the other day
and Jake's starts murmuring in my ear
*laughs* I'm persuasive!
And because orginally I just flew here to surprise him and
support him while he gets His Lambo
So now that y'all have been blessed with some information
I think you should know, uh, we're running late...again!
[Speaking Italian]
Brendan, get in the boat!
Brendan: I'm getting in
Logan: Brendan, get in the boat!
C'mon guys! My brother needs a Lamborghini!
Yaaaa!
Lamborghini!
Muy rapido Lamborghini!
Why am I Iate to everything!?
Ahhhh!
It's so early right now
It's so beautiful
Venice, Italy baby, I'm gonna miss you
[music plays]
I just wanna say, according to my phone,
our train left one minute ago
Nice!
Rapido, [speaking fake Italian]
Ole, ole ole ole, ole
Ti amo Italia
Yo but at this point
I gotta be honest
I wasn't even sure if i'm still able to get the Lambo
Cause I cancelled
Like I put my $25,000 deposit down
told them, like, I wasn't getting it
so they don't know i'm even here
[screams]
No!
Partito
It's gone.
Noooooooooo
Lamborghiniiiiiiii!
Mama miaaaa!
I gotta be honest
I've never, like, actually missed a flight or a train
I've always, like, made them by the hair of my skin
This is kinda f****** sad. Anyway...
Called my business manager, [into megaphone] Andrew
[megaphone replays Logan's recording] Andrew
I asked him last in the middle of the streets of Italy
if it was even possible for me to get the car.
This was last night
[Drake singing] Last night
This is hypothetical
If I go to the factory tomorrow
and I see this
and I...and I wanna buy it
cause I put down the 25,000
do they still have it, could I still do that
is it, that, is that even and option?
Like my exact Lambo- the one that I customized
is...at the factory, like
I'm gonna see it tomorrow?
(Andrew on Speaker)
Oh what the f***
It's hypothetical, it's all hypothetical
Oh what the f***
Bro, this could go down. Future Logan, take it away dog
So I feel like, while we wait for our next train
and a hopefully we don't miss that one.
It's agood time to say
um...
It's going to be one of the most real vlogs probably ever
like bro, Brendan, admit this is some real-life s***
Brendan: This Is some real life s***
Only on etime in my life-time am I gonna be presented with this opportunity
To buy a super car with my brother