I would have never learned about
charming racism had I not come to this
beautiful country probably something
that changed my life forever
charming racism classic American
charming racism I never knew there was
such a thing growing up and I thought I
knew all about racism I always you know
coming from the home of some of the best
racism in the world I know I know I
don't mean to brag but South Africa is
by far like we've got we got top quality
racism out there like it's handcrafted
you get racism like that anymore like
I've seen racism all over the world to
be honest the standards have dropped
it's not what it used to be like I'm I'm
talking about quality racism you know
now it's cheap and mass-produced
probably made in China now I'm talking
about real racism I discovered charming
racism in a place called Lexington
Kentucky and if you've ever been but you
really need to go it's a beautiful place
old school charming racism with a smile
and the tip of a hats
heather's vibe the smile the charm the
draw all the Southern drawl I love it so
much they were they would speak out
there the grammars horrible but it's
still beautiful it's look at the
sentences don't really make sense to me
like y'all ain't never done gonna see
none them out and it's like that's
that's
that's not English the autocorrect is
broken I don't know what that it but
it's but it's beautiful
in fact when they speak really fast
sometimes it sounds like someone's
playing a banjo inside their mouths
that's that's what it sounds like to me
I asked two men for directions and this
is they started arguing was most
beautiful sound I've ever heard in my
life
the guy was like where you gone boy said
I'm going to the to the theater Kedar he
said all y'all get on the wild road
maybe I'm seen on downtown white but the
friend was like nah laying low ain't
don't bomb I'll they'll all get on
shining don't be Nandi bear on the game
y'all me but illegal men on the game
don't be
he sounded like someone started a
Mumford & Sons concert in their mouth
cuz wonder if they were talking and then
they got into him the guy was like nail
all gay no why no say you love BAE only
gained only now get on the ground get
along become eat alone me he'll lean all
the ground oh they gotta let me go up
let's get on the water maybe gonna say
now why can a limo file and then on
again don't play channel again that way
Nagar
the reason I'll never forget Lexington
though it's because I made a woman out
there the gorgeous gorgeous woman I'll
never forget her it's all the day I die
she walks into the lobby of the theater
we're standing with some friends and she
was absolutely stunning a classic
southern belle she had long big blonde
hair giant boobs she strutted her stuff
into the lobby pushing people out the
way she made her way straight for me
straight from cancer he points me in the
face and she was like excuse me baby
excuse me honey
may I chat you for a moment please I
said yes of course hi hi how are you how
are you ma'am I said honey I just want
to let you know that you were by far the
funniest and handsomest [ __ ] I don't
ever seen
our so shocked cuz isn't it most
handsome not handsomest the grammar is
just crazy
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