- What do you wanna talk about?
(dramatic electronic music)
- Uh...
(laughs)
(throat noises)
- Uh.
- I don't, you know... (laughs)
- I don't like feet.
They freak me out man.
(bass heavy electronic music)
- Look at this, it's all prepared for you.
- It is.
- Yeah. - Well I'll try. Who are you?
- I'm Joan. What's your name?
- Joan? I'm Paul Ann.
- I'm Ryan.
- Ryan, I'm Annalise.
- Very nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- I'm Jasmine.
- Jasmine, Nicole. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you Nicole.
Now this is intense. Ooh. - Yeah.
- I'm Emily.
- Daniel.
- Nice to meet you.
Aw man, my feet are already sweating.
- Brandon.
- Andy, nice to meet you man. - Nice to meet you.
- You from LA? Or like how long have you lived here?
- I'm from Texas. About a year and a half.
- You kid-I'm from Texas!
- So...who's gonna rub whose feet first?
- You wanna rock paper scissor?
- [Girl] Yeah.
- Okay.
- You-okay wait, time out. - I go, I go.
- Oh.
- No. - That's a bit cold.
- It is a bit.
- It is a bit cold.
Ah! (laughs) - That will warm up.
- Set the timer.
(exhales)
and let's do this. - Okay.
Ah.
Wow. - You wanna like,
just stick your heel on my foot?
- Really? - On my knee?
- Okay. - Yeah just do it.
- Alright, I might have really dry heels.
- And I wanna just clarify...
- Okay.
- I've been in a relationship six years,
- Got it.
- Nothing's gonna happen.
- Okay.
- Just wanna make sure that that's...
- Okay. You're good.
- I just, I gotta make that clear.
- You're good. Just don't tickle.
- Alright. - Okay.
- There's something very biblical about this, isn't there?
- Yeah. - Maybe.
- Well that's why Jesus washed Barry Magtibane's feet.
- Vegan! That's perfect. Are you vegan?
I'm gonna guess no.
- No. I'm not.
But, I did have chana masala today.
- What is that?
- It's an Indian dish, I don't really know.
- Oh my gosh, I'm scared to touch the foot.
- We'll do like one at a time.
(laughs)
We'll make it happen. (laughs)
So how has your day been?
- Cause this is the center of all your nerve endings.
- Wow. I might propose to you after this.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Siblings?
- Yes. Two, they're twins, one year younger than me.
- Wow. So very close though. - Yeah.
They turn 30 this-ooh, maybe I shouldn't disclose that.
(laughter)
- What kinda stuff you into?
Like movies, TV, what's your game man?
- Huh. I would say...well, I love sports.
- I don't wanna like throw you under the bus
there's like a little hair - Little hair.
- that's like stuck to your foot right here.
- Yeah, That's probably not mine.
- Oh!
(timer dings) - All right. Time is up.
- All right. Let's do this. - Okay.
- Your turn.
(nervous laughter)
- Are you married?
- I am.
(laughter)
- Wait, I just noticed you're wearing a ring.
- Yeah.
- Dang, how old are you?
- I'm 31.
- Oh wow. - Yeah.
- You look a lot younger.
Does your wife know you're massaging my foot right now?
- She does, yes.
- Okay. Well.
Just so she knows.
- She's gonna be outside afterwards.
- Really?
- No. (laughs)
- Wow, so and then what are the four stars?
- Five. - Five! Wow.
- 'Cause there's five of us.
- I can't. (laughs)
- We used to be the four Js and then my sister had a niece.
It's funny 'cause when she was born,
I was in the room with my sister.
- Oh. How was that?
- If you ever want a form of birth control,
- Yeah.
- Go see someone give birth.
- I'm gonna ask you, are you a religious person or not?
- I'd say spiritual, not necessarily religious. Yeah.
- You kinda played the piano there for a second.
If you, somehow, could meet the Creator, God,
spirit whatever you wanna call it,
what would you, do you have a question or? Tell me-
- What were you thinking with Trump? (laughs)
- Okay. All right, we finally dove
into the political cesspool.
- If I know that I have to do something
or should do something,
it's like procrastination beyond belief.
I just will do anything else but that.
- Is it like anxiety?
- I never feel anxious, but maybe that's the problem.
You know, like any time I start
to feel anxious about something,
I'll just like divert my mind to do something
completely different that I wanna do,
like, play video games or...
- That makes sense.
I feel like most people are probably like that.
I'm like that too.
- Yeah.
- It's a problem.
- It is, it's like, it's a very frustrating problem.
- Yeah.
- I saw you have a tattoo on your chest, what is that?
- I got it a long time ago, it says "Never Quit."
- Oh yeah?
- Never quit in life.
- What's the story behind that?
- Just basically goals, dreams in life.
And just being persistent and going at it 100%
and not stopping until you reach where you wanna reach.
- So there's no big thing in your life
that you want to, you know, that you can name
that would say, "God, this is what I want."
- No.
- Okay. - No.
- I have one. - You do?
- And I just thought of it.
- Obviously you have one,
otherwise you wouldn't have brought it up.
- Well no I-when I started thinking about the question
I didn't have one in mind, but I do now.
- Well what is it?
- Well, yeah, I just wanna be happy.
- My only goal is really,
I think to be...
free.
And...
And happy.
- I mean the bottom line
- But that's up to you, that's not up to anybody else.
- Well that's-well that's correct.
So God, don't send crap my way that's gonna make me...
- It's not up to...it's what you do with what you've got.
- That was awesome.
- Thanks, yeah!
My hands are all kinda...
(laughter)
- Woo!
- All right.
- Wow, that was good.
- It wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
- I touched a foot. (laughter)
- I mean it really wasn't what I was expecting.
- Because, I mean, we had an intimate moment there, I don't-
- Actually after a while I just, was just talking to you
and it was kinda like I forgot about it.
- The topics that we got into were actually very real,
I feel, and I really didn't expect that.
- I think maybe like,
even someone that you've known for years,
and someone that you're dating, someone you're with,
it's relaxing, it's enjoyable.
I can see, maybe, the person that you wanna talk to
rubbing their feet.
I can see them being more open, more communicative.
- Well I said I hate feet.
I still stand by that,
but it wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
- Why would you do that? (laughter)
- Right? (laughter)
- [Singer] Soul pancake.
(upbeat pop music)
- [Male] Oh man, it's weird looking at my foot
it looks like it's a dead person's foot
'cause it's just so pale.
- See I thought mine was white but I think...
- No, look at this,
- I have like, I don't have shape to it.
- like yours is so like full of life,
mine is like a cadaver.