-Hey-hey, everybody! [sighs]
I was thinking about not making a video today.
Then I remembered, when it comes to playing games,
I'm always game! [laughs]
All right, let's play.
"Temple Run 2. Take the idol if you dare."
Hmm. I don't know. That's one ugly-looking idol.
Do I dare? Do I dare?
Yeah, I dare.
Aah! Giant demon monster!
Get away! It wants to touch my butt.
Let's get outta here! Ooh, a rope.
Oh! Oh, I thought--
I thought touching those diamonds was gonna hurt me,
but it didn't. [sighs in relief]
Whoa! Jumping-- wow. That was crazy.
I guess jumping over holes
is probably the way to go in this game, huh?
Yeah, all right. Jump the bridge gap! Whoo!
All right. Oh, I'm coming in--
Ooh, look at that dive. All right.
Yeah. I think the point of this game
is to keep the giant demon monster
from touching your butt, right? Right?
Let me know in the comments below.
What's the point of this game?
Is that the point? I think it is.
All right. [singsong]: Jumpin' over rainbows.
Now I'm on a luge.
Slidin' on my back, gonna win a gold medal.
Makes me think back to the movie Cool Runnings. Ah!
I guess those guys were on a bobsled,
but it's still similar, right? [laughs]
I guess it's supposed to be river and not ice.
Hopefully there will be an ice section coming up.
I think that'd be pretty "cool." [laughs]
"Cool Runnings." [laughs] Cool.
Whoo-hoo!
This is like the best Slip 'n Slide in the world!
I love it. I can do this forever.
[humming]
♪ Slidin' on my butt, slidin' on my butt ♪
♪ Slidin' on my butt ♪
Hey, why does everything have to do with my butt in this game?
[laughs loudly]
♪ Slidin' on my butt, slidin' on my butt ♪
♪ Let's slide on my butt, let's go ♪
♪ Yeeaahh, sing it, all right ♪
Oh, dodgin'... whoa!
What are those? Blue diamonds?
I love blue diamonds!
Blue's my favorite color of diamond.
Aah! Whoa!
That giant coin-- oh no!
Aah! Get away from me!
Demon monster, get away! Don't touch my butt!
Just go around me. Go around.
Just pass.
Do you have road rage? Why are you trying to--
just get away. Go around me.
Oh, yeah. Oh! Turnin' that.
Turn that corner like a master pro.
Oh, yeah!
You ever notice this guy rides really high in the water?
I mean, look at him.
It's like he's made of Styrofoam or something.
That demon beast better not eat him
if he ever catches him. Otherwise,
he's gonna be eating Styrofoam.
That's not something you should eat.
That's gross. That's grody!
Whoo-hoo, back on land,
where I get to jump like a ballerina
and run face-first into every corner I encounter.
[laughs] You know?
They should make a movie about Styrofoam ballerinas.
I'm gonna go ahead and let you guys have that one, audience.
Somebody make a movie about a Styrofoam ballerina. Go!
Do it now. [screams]
Sudden demon beast! Oh!
I almost peed my pants... if I were wearing pants.
Aah! Get away, demon monster!
Stop trying to touch my butt! Get away!
Get away from me! Go around!
Gettin' excited. Okay, grab that coin.
Oh, yeah! Little green slimy stuff, what is this?
Get it off me.
Ew! It won't get away! Is it ectoplasm?
Is this Ghostbusters? What's happening?
I don't even know. Just keep running.
That's what my mom always used to say.
"Just keep running." [laughs]
RUN AWAY FROM YOUR FEELINGS! [laughs]
♪ Run, run, run, run, run ♪
♪ Run, run, run, run away from your feelings ♪
Ooh! Magnetic. [giggles]
All right, here we go. Whoa!
I'm in a mine cart.
I'm Indiana Jones.
[humming Indiana Jones theme song]
[burps, laughs]
[continues humming theme]
[burps, laughs]
Although I don't remember burps being in that song.
I think it just makes it better. Don't you guys think?
Oh... here it comes.
Whoo-hoo! Longest rope-slide in the world!
Wow! Man, it'd be great having hands.
If I had hands, I'd never get anything done.
I'd just slide down ropes all day long;
that's what I-- whoa, whoa!
Now I'm back in the mine cart. Oh, my goodness. Aah.
Does that make me-- I don't even-- [mumbles]
[takes deep breath]
Things are getting crazy here.
Everything happens so fast, I can't even say anything.
Here we go.
Whoo! Back on land! There we go, aah.
Whoa! Jumping!
♪ Running through the goldmine ♪
♪ Now I'm back on foot ♪
♪ Jumpin' amidst a mass of gold coins ♪
Ah, yeah. ♪ Slidin' down the giant rope ♪
Oh, high score! WHOO-HOO! All right.
I like the sound it makes. [imitates chime]
I think that's my favorite new sound effect.
[imitates chime]
[chuckling]: Yeah.
Oh, and we're back in the water once again.
What happens in the water?
This! Whoo...
♪ Slippin' and slidin' all day long ♪
♪ Slippin' and slidin' as I sing this song ♪
All right, giant demon monster,
you will never catch me. You will never, ever catch me,
and you will not touch my butt, okay? [giggles]
ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO! Whoa!
Yeah, giant rope-slide.
Whoa, I missed-- oh, man. Faceplant.
[sighs deeply]
Something colorful and I wanted it.
Whoa, I'm back on water.
I warped. I warped to water.
Wow. That was crazy.
All right. ♪ Slidin' down the river ♪
♪ Slidin' down the river ♪
♪ Slidin' down the river ♪ [yells]
[giggles] How do you like my song?
I call it "Slidin' Down the River."
You like it? You like it? You like it? You like it?
♪ Run away from your feelings-- ♪ [screams]
[grumbling]: Aw man, I--
[mutters]
All right. What's in the chest for me this time?
Whoa, mystic rocks?
That's what I'd yell if I went to watch a band called Mystic.
Mystic rocks! [laughs]
Maybe I should start a band called Mystic.
What do you think?
Well, hope you enjoyed the epic adventure that is Temple Run 2.
As always, leave me suggestions for other games
you'd like me to play in the comment area below!
Do it! Do it now! Write as many as you want!
Just do it! Come on! Just do it!
Hey, and can you beat my score?
1.776 million points! [laughs wickedly]
[high-pitched whoop]
Makes me excited. [cackles]
All right, can you do it?
I can do it. Can you do it? I can do it.
All right, guys. Later! Aah!
-...Marshmallow #1,
and easily passing Marshmallow #2--
[body splattering]
Oh, my body's flying through the netherworld.
FAILS!
All right, back from the netherworld,
and this time is a guaranteed
level-finishing victory. [Captions by StreamCaptions.com]