- You told me like two minutes. Oh, I remember!
American Big Brother.
- American Big Brother? I didn't even know they had an American Big Brother.
(goofy music)
- All week dude. I've been begging everybody to keep you in this house.
Don't put me right now, brother.
- Well I'm just trying to have a... - [man] Where's the Jordi voice over telling us what the problem is?
We're supposed to just follow this without a voice over?
- There's just a guy that's not saying anything but he's just in the pool going
- Yea, ooo, stroke himself.
- I hope everybody changes their votes and you go home 'cause-
- I love the way, this is only their first day and it's already so competitive. - [girl] Yea (laughs)
- Vote for me and whoever wants to vote for Kiera, vote for Kiera too.
- That's against the rules, I know that. You're not supposed to talk about nominations. - [girl] You're not!
- Oh, she looks very upset, doesn't she?
- She looks like she shouldn't be there. She went into the wrong house. - Yea.
- Just walked in, "mom I'm home. Oh my God, I'm in Big Brother."
- What'd you say? Come, hit me! (yelling)
- Oh they're gonna fight- - [man] Oh here we go! Now we're talking.
- I betcha nothin's gonna get thrown / punched / kicked. Nothing's gonna happen.
- He hit me in the head. He headbutted me.
- He headbutted him! He literally like (murmurs)
(laughs)
- Now, he looks like five. He looks like he should be in bed. - [man] He looks...
He looks like he was a kid in a 90's film.
- Oh! The nerdy dude!
- Oh (disgusted)
- I love the way he's still hanging on to her like there's still a chance.
It's not gonna happen.
- So, pretty good. Probably the hottest girl I've kissed.
- I don't think that counts as a kiss.
- Darlin'! Oh!
This is the worst bullshit I've ever watched.
- When was this made? It feels like this was made in the 90's.
- They're 100% all actors.
- Yea, and they're all- - [man] 100% - Yea.
- Compared to the UK one, this is renaissance art.
'Cause the UK one is a festering boil on the asshole of humanity.
(tense music)
- Oh my God it just got better!
It just got 100 times better.
- [Robot] Your smiles lights up the room.
- That's so irritating.
- [Robot] Too bad that's the only thing about you that's...bright!
- [People] Oh! - [Robot] Zing! (laughing)
- Oh, Zingbot!
- Ah! - [man] It's a robot that roasts.
- Woah, woah, woah, Oh! - [girl] You're easily amused.
- It's a me, Zingbot. Oh! I love it!
- Leave him alone now Zingbot. (Robot makes noise)
- [Robot] For a chemical engineering student,
it's amazing how little chemistry you have with....
The ladies!
- Decent burn.
Decent burn but mean. No need for that. - [Girl] It's okay.
(clapping)
- I feel more sorry for you 'cause you have to watch this three times.
- It's a show- - [Girl] It's just a man in a costume!
- Woah, woah, woah, don't insult Zingbot.
- Danielle's was the worst!
- Do you think she buys hats to match her tattoos?
- She's like, leopard print? Got it. - [Man] Yea.
(music)
- This is- (laughs)
(girl laughs)
- Oh my God!
- Dumb shit. - That was really awkward.
- Oh, Joe!
- So did he not know his name or did he actually think it was someone else?
That's the best part of that show.
- Oh my God- - Oh!
- At least you saved the best till last. - [Girl] Yea.
- I thought it was like watching paint dry.
Out of all the Facts watch videos that was the most boring thing-
- It was, until Zingbot got there. (laughs)
- Yea, not my cup of tea, not my cup of water, not my cup of anything.
- You started that sentence with, "is it something that you would", assuming
it's watch again.
Go (bleep) yourself.
- It got so tense for like no reason (girl laughs)
It's, bum, bum, bum- - [girl] Really intense!
But nothing to like back up the intensity. -[Man] No.
- All I got to say, wouldn't watch it ever again.
Even if you paid me.
- The British one doesn't need the music because the British one is actually entertaining.
(guy smacks lips) - It's so...
- Zing! (laughs loudly)
- They're like, really, really, really bad stand up comedians.
- They should be in Facts. (laughs)
- That's! (laughs)
I love every single comedian that works on Facts.
- Fuckin' amazing, I generally mean that. - [Girl] You can say that 'cause you're an actor.
- Yea, I know. I'm not a comedian so.. -[Girl] No one's gonna know that.
- Don't use that.