EXTREME MAKEOVER NAZI ADDITION.
THIS SATURDAY IN CHARLOTTESVILLE VIRGINIA, A BUNCH OF OLD
WRITERS ARE COMING TOGETHER FOR WHAT IS CALLED UNITED THE RIGHT.
IT IS A CONVENTION OF SORTS.
EVERYONE IS GOING TO HAVE A BIG PARTY BUT YOU MIGHT BE
WONDERING IF YOU ARE GOING TO ATTEND, WHAT DO YOU WEAR?
THE EDITOR AND CREATOR OF THE JAMIE STORMER, NAMED AFTER THE
NAZI ERA TABLOID THE STORMER WROTE A COUPLE OF
GUIDELINES FOR WHAT PEOPLE SHOULD WEAR.
HERE IS ONE IN A WHAT REACTIONS AFTER EACH.
THE WORST LOOK EVER IS A BAGGY T-SHIRT.
WHERE FITTED T-SHIRTS, WHERE THE SLEEP GOES TO THE MIDDLE OF
YOUR BICEP.
IT SHOULD NOT HANG LOWER THAN THE BASE OF YOUR MEMBER.
ALL THE GUYS, IT'S WHAT WE TOOK FROM THAT TIME I WILL GIVE
YOU ONE MORE BEFORE WE GET REACTIONS.
JEANS AND HE SPELLED IT WRONG, SHOULD ALSO BE FITTED.
NOT TIE, JUST FITTED.IN THE PHOTO THOSE ARE ACTUALLY SHORTS,
HE HAD A PHOTO, I WOULD NOT WEAR PADS PANS THAT LOOSEFITTING.NET
ANOTHER THING THAT GRINDS MY GEARS, BESIDES THE JEWS,
DON'T EVER WEAR SHORTS.
SERIOUS MEN AND SERIOUS SITUATIONS ARE NOT WEARING
SHORTS.
1ST OF ALL, LET'S JUST NOTE FOR THE RECORD HOW UPSET HE IS WITH
HOW TIGHT YOUR CLOSE SHOULD BE, HOW THEY SHOULD BE AROUND
THE BICEP AND THEY SHOULD SHOW UP YOUR BODY BUT NOT TOO MUCH.
BE DISCREET ABOUT YOU SHOP YOUR BODY AND MAKE SURE YOU STOP BEFORE
YOUR MEMBER, BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE YOUR MEMBER.
DON'T COVER IT UP, BUT REMEMBER, I DON'T LIKE THE JEWS,
THE GAYS OR ANYONE ELSE.
OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
IT GETS EVEN MORE ABSURD AND I'M SURE WE'RE
GOING TO GET TO THOSE DETAILS, BUT REAL QUICKLY,
WHEN I FIRST READ THE HEADLINE FOR THE STORY, I THOUGHT
THIS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY SMART TACTIC BECAUSE REMEMBER BACK
IN A DAY WHEN THE KKK LOOK LIKE CLOWNS WITH THEIR WHITE ROBES
AND EVERYTHING PEOPLE DIDN'T THINK TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY.
THEY MADE A CONCERTED EFFORT TO CHANGE THEIR APPEARANCE
TO SEE MORE RESPECTABLE AND SO I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT'S WHERE
HE WAS GOING WITH THIS, BUT NO.
IT JUST SEEMS LIKE HE HAS THIS WEIRD ARBITRARY DRESS CODE ABOUT
THE TIGHTNESS OF CLOTHING AND HE GETS INTO WEIGHT ISSUES LATER.
THE HEADLINE SHE IS REFERRING IS THE VICE ARTICLE
REFERRED REPORTING ON THIS, NEO-NAZI TO TROLL ARMY:
WE HAVE TO BE SEXY AT THE ALBRIGHT RALLY.
THAT IS LITERALLY QUOTING HIM.
LOATHSOME RIGHT-WINGERS THAT HAVE COMMITTED TERROR
IN THE PAST HERE IN AMERICA ARE ASSESSED WITH CLOTHING.
IT IS AN IRONIC PART OF IT.
YOU KNOW THE CLAN CAME UP WITH THE RIGHT WHITE
ROBES FROM A MOVIE.
THEY THOUGHT IT WAS COOL WHEN THEY SAW IT
ON BIRTH OF A NATION.
THEY LIKE THAT IS SO NEAT
AND THEN THEY DID THE GHOSTBUSTERS OUTFIT AND STUFF
AND THEY WENT OUT THERE AND THEY ARE LIKE THIS IS BAD ASS.
THEY SAW THE WRESTLING OUTFITS LATER THERE LIKE, THAT IS
A DIFFERENT MOVIE.
I THINK THEY SAW LOU J LIBRE VIDEO.
LET'S JUST COVER OUR FACES IN AWESOME MASKS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
THEY HAD DEADLY CONSEQUENCES BACK IN THE DAY
AND LATER THEY REALIZE THEY WERE PLAYING DRESS-UP AND AWKWARD SO
THEY DECIDED TO GO TO SUITS MUCH LATER ON, BUT OF COURSE AT THE
TIME, THEY ARE TERRORIZING IN HORRIFIC WAYS AND THOSE OUTFITS.
NOW BACK TO THE GUY WHO IS ASSESSING WHAT PARTS OF
YOUR BODY WANTS TO SEE THIS RALLY.
HE DID SAY, THESE ARE QUOTES, THE NEED LOOK APPEALING,
SEXY, HIP, AND DANGEROUS.
THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I READ IT.
DROP THE SHOULDER, DANGEROUS.
MAYBE THESE KINDS OF HANDS.
WE'RE GOING TO LOOK SO DANGEROUS.
THE NAZIS WERE OBSESSED WITH LOOKING HIP BUT THEY DID
HAVE DANGEROUS COVERED.
THEY WERE QUITE DANGEROUS.
HERE'S ANOTHER QUOTE FROM THIS POST.
AMERICANS HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THIS BAGGY STUFF, AND
IT ALWAYS LOOKS BAD.
NO MATTER WHAT, IT LOOKS BAD.
EVEN IF EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT.
FOR NEO-NAZI, HE SURE SOUNDS LIKE MY JEWISH GRANDMOTHER.
A LOT OF IRONY HERE.
I WANT TO CHIME IN ON THAT.
I THINK IN THE 90S BAGGY CLOTHING WAS IN STYLE, BUT
THINGS HAVE CHANGED IN CLOTHING QUITE A BIT SINCE THEN.
MEN ARE WEARING SKINNY JEANS, FITTING CLOTHING IS IN AND HAS
BEEN FOR 70 SEVERAL YEARS NOW SO IT'S INTERESTING THAT HE IS
COMMENTING ON THIS IS IF WE ARE ALL WEARING JNCO JEANS STILL.
IT'S FUNNY.
HE SAID THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO JOIN GROUPS AND
BE INVOLVED IN RALLIES, BUT WE NEED TO CRITICAL TO A WE
DON'T NECESSARILY SHAME PEOPLE BUT DO LOOK AT THEM AND
EXPECT THEM TO GET IT TOGETHER.
WE SHOULD HELP YOU GET IT TOGETHER.
I'M WORKING ON MY BIGGEST DIET GUIDE EVER, WHICH I THINK
WILL HELP THE OVERWEIGHT AND SKINNY ALLY, EVEN IF THEY
HAVE MINIMAL TIME FOR EXERCISE.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE DIVE ALL THAT SEXY HAVE DANGEROUS
THINGS, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE.
LET'S BE FAIR, LET'S NOT SHAME FAT PEOPLE.
THAT IS FOR JEWS AND BLACKS AND GAYS AND ALL THOSE OTHER
PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE A NEO-NAZI AND YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT
SHAVING PEOPLE MUST ALWAYS AND THAT NEO-NAZI 101?
HE IS LIKE I DON'T WANT TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST FAT
PEOPLE CAN A LOT OF US ARE FAT.
I KNOW BUT THE REASON HE IS SAYING THAT IS BECAUSE HE
SUSPECTS AND LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALL OF THESE GUYS LOOK
LIKE, BUT I THINK HE SUSPECTS THAT THEY ARE ALL GUYS WHO
ARE HANGING OUT IN THEIR PARENTS BASEMENTS READING FOR CHAN
OR WHATEVER I'M GOOD TO THE LESSER-KNOWN A WROTE I
WON'T TELL YOU HOW TO CUT YOUR HAIR, BUT I DO BELIEVE
MEN'S HAIR LOOKS BETTER SHORT THINGS FOR YOUR OPINION,
AND BEARDSLEY TRENT LOTT
HE IS ASSESSED WITH MEN'S LOOKS.
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO LOOK GOOD.
WE MUST HAVE CHATTED NATIONALISM.
THIS IS WHAT WILL MAKE GUYS WANT TO JOIN US, CHAD, I HAVE
HEARD THAT TERM BEFORE DO YOU WANT TO BE A CHAD, GUY
NAMED CHAD WHO IS REALLY SEXY AND COOL AND GETS CHECKS
AND INTIMIDATES PEOPLE HAVE NEVER HAD SEX.
LITERALLY.
IT'S IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
THAT IS WHAT WILL MAKE GUYS WANT TO JOIN US, THAT IS WHAT
WILL MAKE GIRLS WANT TO BE OUR GROUPIES.
GUESS AGAIN.
WE SIMPLY MUST BE COOL.
THE IMPORTANCE OF THAT REALLY DOES NEED TO BE DRILLED
INTO PEOPLE'S HEADS.
THIS IS AMAZING.
BY THE WAY, JUST VERY QUICK COMMENTARY ON WOMEN IN HIS POST.
HE SAYS WE NEED TO KEEP WOMEN ON THE SIDELINES, NOT
SPEAKING, NOT LEANING AND WITH NO OFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP IN
ANYTHING BUT HE WANTS TO ATTRACT WOMEN AND SUGGEST THAT
BUYING FURNITURE AND GETTING RICH WILL NOT ONLY SCORE
HIS CREW POLITICAL CLOUDS BUT GET THEM TO BE GROUPIES.
SO WEIRD.
WHAT WOMEN LOVE IS IF YOU TELL THEM YOU ARE NOT
ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING BUT YOU HAVE TO BE MY GROUPIE
BECAUSE I AM NOW WEARING BAGGY PANTS.
IT'S A WINNING STRATEGY.
HE DOES ADMIT SOME POINT AT THE POST THAT HE DOES HAVE
TROUBLE GETTING GIRLS.
NO, REALLY?
WOW.
THESE ARE OF COURSE THE SAME GUYS WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT,
CLAIM THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE BETAS.
THERE IS THIS THING, SOMEONE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS.
I HEARD CHAD, IT IS INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE.
IN CELL.
PEOPLE, WEIRD SUBCULTURE THAT ONCE YOU START GOOGLING
ABOUT IT, IT IS THIS WEIRD THING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE
INVOLUNTARILY CELIBATE AND IT IS WOMEN WHO GRAVITATE TO THE
CHILD OUT THERE THAT ARE THE PROBLEM.
IS SUPER WEIRD.
WHEN I FIRST READ CHAD NATIONALISM I WAS LIKE I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED TO BE AMERICANS BUT NOW YOU WANT TO GO TO CHAD.
I'M PRETTY SURE THEY DON'T MEAN THE COUNTRY IN AFRICA.
BUT LOOK, EVERY PART OF THIS IS AMUSING.
THERE IS GOING TO BE APPARENTLY LEFT WING PROTESTERS THAT
ARE GOING TO PROTEST THEM.
THEY EXPECT 500 OF THESE ALL THE RIGHT GUYS TO SHOW UP.
YOU'VE UNITED THE RIGHT AND 500 PEOPLE, WHILE.
2ND OF ALL, DELCO PROCESSES CLOWNS.
THEY WANT TO PLAY DRESS-UP.
DON'T BOTHER.
IT'S ALMOST GIVING THEM TOO MUCH RESPECT TO BOTHER DOING A
COUNTER PROTEST.
LET THEM GO DO THEIR OWN NEO-NAZI HALLOWEEN AND HAVE
FUN ADMIRING EACH OTHERS WELL TRIMMED BEARD AND CALLING
EACH OTHER FUNNY NAMES LIKE CHAD.
LOOK AT HOW PATHETIC THE ALTAR RIGHT NEO-NAZI MOVEMENT HAS
BECOME WHEN THEY ARE REDUCED TO TALKING ABOUT DON'T WORRY
GUYS, I HAVE A DIET BOOK COMING OUT.
LOOK AT THEIR HISTORY ON ACCOUNTS THAT'S AMAZING,
ALL THE THINGS THEY ARE TRYING TO RAISE MONEY FOR.
I JUST WANTED TO A CAR SHOW.
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RACIAL PROFILING OR ANYTHING, IT IS SO
STRANGE THE THINGS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO BRAND THEMSELVES AS.
I LOVE THAT THEY ARE WILLING TO DO HATRED OF ALL THESE
DIFFERENT ETHNIC, RACIAL, RELIGIOUS GROUPS BUT THE
ONE PLACE WE DRAW THE LINE IS FAT SHAMING.
THEY'RE LIKE WE CANNOT HAVE THAT.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS FINE BUT
THAT IS REALLY OFFENSIVE.
CURIOUS PLACE TO DRAW THE LINE.