- Here we go.
(laughing)
(grunting)
- Oh my God!
(laughing)
- Inverted members, CPR gone wrong
and whatever the heck this is.
Get ready to laugh because today we are reacting
to the hilarious medical scenes
and injuries from the office.
All right, let's dive right in.
- So assessing the situation.
Are they breathing?
- No. Rose
- You're getting CPR training at the office.
Everybody should know how to do basic cpr
chest compressions.
Call 9 1 1, get the automated external defibrillator.
All of that.
You have to assess your patient, you know, check, you know
rub the patient.
Hey, call out our name or say hey you okay?
And then if they're not, check for breathing
check for a pulse.
- They are not breathing and they have no arms or legs.
- Somebody could actually in real life survive
without legs and arms as long
as they have the basic functionings of life.
- If we come across somebody
with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating?
(laughing)
- Yes. You bother resuscitating them?
Yes. Now, if the person doesn't wanna be resuscitated
which is a do not resuscitate order
that's a different story.
- I mean what kind of quality of
life do we have there?
- Let's get back to it because you're losing 'em.
- No bad
- Too fast everyone.
We need to pump at a pace of 100 beats per minutes.
- Oh, okay.
That's hard to keep track.
How many is that per hour?
(laughing)
- Oh my gosh.
You need enough squeeze to push the blood
out but then enough time and to come
off the chest to allow it to refill.
- Okay, well a good trick is to pump
to the tune of staying alive by the Begees.
Do you know that song?
- Yes. Yes I do.
- There ya go!
- First I was afraid I was petrified.
(laughing)
- No, no, you don't wanna start off really slow.
You wanna get going!
Let's go.
- No, it's uh uh uh uh staying alive, okay.
- You didn't maintain a hundred feet per minutes
and the ambulance didn't arrive because nobody called 9 1 1.
So you lost him.
- Okay
- He's dead.
Anyone know what we do next?
Anybody?
- If somebody does pass away out in the field, basically not
in the hospital, EMS systems are called.
Then the medical examiner's office is called
and then it's taken from there.
- Anyone else?
- We bury him
- Wrong. Eh!
Check for an organ donor card if he has one.
We only have minutes to harvest.
(laughing)
- No you don't.
Just look for an organ donor card.
Yes, it's good to have on you.
Just like it's really good to have on you
if you have any allergies.
Quite helpful.
And even keep on yourselves a medication list just
in case you become unresponsive
and there's nobody there to tell us your medical history
- He is an organ donor.
- Yes he is.
- Yeah. Give me some ice in a styrofoam bucket.
Here we go.
(laughing)
- Surgeons are called to harvest the organs
and basically get the organs out.
It wouldn't be done in the office
it wouldn't be done in the field.
It would be done
in a very sterile operating room at a hospital.
- Oh, finally feel the blood coursing
through my foot veins.
(grunting)
- Wait, what the heck's happening?
- Okay, I think we need to take him to the hospital.
- Just passed out.
- I'm pretty sure he has a concussion.
- Oh, now you feel some compassion for him.
(laughing)
- If somebody passes out, get him to the floor
get him to the ground and then stabilize their head
in the neck If they hit their head.
Because you don't know if they have a cervical fracture.
- Ah yeah.
- Doctor, what is more serious?
A head injury or a foot injury?
- A head injury.
- In general
there's a lot more going on with your head.
So if you have any type of concussion, head injury
hematoma fractures very much more dangerous
in your head than in your foot.
- Well you don't have all the information.
The foot has been fairly severely burned and healed quickly.
Very quickly actually like suspiciously
quickly. So
- I'm ordering a CAT scan.
- So cat scan is basically a three dimensional
x-ray where we can actually see things in multiple planes
and actually typically most CAT scan machines take
in image every five millimeters
and it is reconstructed to get a 3D image.
- I'm now gonna read aloud your submitted
medical conditions. When you hear yours read
please raise your hand to indicate that it is real.
If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.
- What about confidentiality?
(laughing)
- Yes, there's an issue with confidentiality.
You can't do this.
Plus you're identified who you are when you raise your head.
- Number one inverted penis.
- Could you mean vagina?
Because if you do, I want that covered.
- Most of the time when there is a micro penis
or a penis that's inverted, it typically has to do
with the fact that there's a lot of soft tissue
around the area due to excess adipose tissue, obesity.
And then if you're having issues, definitely talk
to your primary care doctor or see a urologist.
- I thought your vagina was removed
during your hysterectomy.
- Uterus is different from the vagina.
- The uterus is inside and it's
in female organ versus basically the vagina
which is the external female structure of the genitalia.
And a hysterectomy is basically a removal
of the uterus for multiple different reasons.
- Okay, great Dermatitis.
- Dermatitis is just inflammation of the skin.
Non-specific term.
It could be infectious, autoimmune, allergic.
Multiple different reasons.
- Thank you Angela.
I'll make sure that's covered.
Okay, now who wrote this?
This hysterical one.
Anal fissures.
- That's a real thing.
- Yeah, but no one here has it.
(laughing)
- Someone has it.
- So anal fiss are very common.
Anal fissures are basically like a crack right at the anus.
So every time you have a bowel movement the skin stretches
out and you ended up having some bleeding.
- I know a lot
of us have been feeling under the weather lately.
It's that time of year.
And according to a study done by the University of Arizona
they discovered that your keyboards have hundreds
of times more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.
- I heard your mama has more bacteria
per scr than a toilet seat.
(laughing)
- Nice. They Who doesn't like a good ya mama joke?
Let me know in the comments if you guys have any good ones.
When we get to work, we actually wipe down the station
with different types of wipes that will kill the bacteria
and pathogens for a keyboard, the mouse, and the whole area.
Just
because there's so many different things that are going on.
- That's true, That's true.
I dated her mama.
And you know what, sorry.
- Alright.
One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread
of germs is to use something called the vampire cough.
- Did, did you say vampire?
- Oh, no. It's just that if a vampire had to cough
he would do it like this.
(coughing)
- I've literally never heard of that called a vampire cough.
It's just cough into the crease of your elbow.
It's just to stop the spread of
of all the particles that you can
obviously they're still gonna be in the vicinity, but
at least they're not aerosolizing with projectile distance.
- Right? And ruin their cloaks.
Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvanian?
- Don't come in if you're sick and get your flu shot.
- We can't really, you know
get vaccinated against colds or seasonal influenza.
Getting the vaccination definitely does reduce your risk
of getting severe illness
reducing how often it's spread in population.
- Also, I'm going to set
up hand sanitizing stations around the office.
- No, no, no.
They will cost you your life.
- Elaborate?
- The worst thing you can do
for your immune system is to coddle it.
They need to fight their own battles.
If Sabre really cared about our wellbeing
they would set up hand de-sanitizing stations a simple bowl
at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter.
- You know, so does have a good point.
When we're kids, we're running around
we're playing the dirt, we're playing
with other kids that are sick.
They used to do chicken pox parties when I was a kid.
So that way you would get exposed
to chickenpox to just get it
over with and get natural immunity to it.
We try not to expose people
to things that we know could potentially be very
very harmful for them.
Thus, that's why we're trying to keep clean
vaccinate when we can, when appropriate.
I have randomly seen clips of the office.
I haven't actually watched them through
so this was really funny.
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