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>> HAVE YOU EVER MISCALCULATED
AND PAID THE PRICE FOR IT?
I SURELY HAVE.
I DROVE PAST A GAS STATION THINKING YOUR TANK COULD MAKE IT
THINKING YOUR TANK COULD MAKE IT
JUST A FEW MORE MILES.
>> NILGTEDZ AND SLASH BELOW THE
E.
>> EVER BEEN COMPLETELY BELOW
THIS LINE?
>> I ALMOST DID ONCE AND I
BLACKED OUT.
THE CAR WAS IN A DITCH AND THE
TANK WAS FULL.
>> Jesse: WERE NEW ON A FAMILY
VACATION AND MISCOUNTED HOW MANY
KIDS YOU HAVE?
>> WE FORGOT HIM.
>> WE DIDN’T FORGET HIM WE JUST
MISCOUNTED.
>>
>> Jesse: MAYBE YOU MISJUDGED
HOW YOUR CRUSH FELT ABOUT YOU.
>> OKAY.
YOU DIDN’T BLOW IT I THINK
MAYBE -- WHAT THE [BLEEP]?
JESS JS MISCALCULATING LEADS TO
MISTAKES.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE A
MISTAKE?
YOU OVERCORRECT.
WHEN A REF BLOWS A PASS
INTERFERENCE CALL USUALLY GIVES
THE NEXT CALL TO EVEN IT OUT.
IT’S NOT FAIR BUT OVERCORRECTING
AND THAT DOES CHANGE THE NATURE
OF THE GAME.
IT’S NO DIFFERENT THAN WHAT’S
HAPPENING IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW.
WHAT WE SEE ON TV IN THE MOVIES,
ONLINE ARE MAKING US BELIEVE
THINGS ABOUT OUR COUNTRY THAT
AREN’T TRUE.
AND WE’RE MAKING MAJOR DECISIONS
BASED OFF PERCEPTION.
NOT REALITY.
INSTEAD OF TACKLING INFLATION ON
OR ABOUT THE BORDER TODAY, OUR
PRESIDENT SIGNED A BILL TO
CLASSIFY LYNCHING AS A HATE
CRIME.
HOW IS THIS OUR TOP PRIORITY
RIGHT NOW?
NOBODY HAS BEEN LYNCHED IN
AMERICA IN DECADES.
CALL IT WHATEVER YOU WANT TO
CALL IT, A HATE CRIME.
FINE WITH ME, GOOD, IT’S
HEINOUS.
IS THIS THE TOP CONCERN OF THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE?
THIS IS BEHIND THE COST OF
LIVING?
AND IT’S NOT JUST THE PRESIDENT
WHO DOESN’T KNOW THE COUNTRY.
IT SEEMS MOST OF THE COUNTRY HAS
NO IDEA WHO WE ARE EITHER.
A NEW POLL BY U GOV ASKED PEOPLE
WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE UNITED
STATES IS BLACK?
THEIR ANSWER?
41%.
WE THINK ALMOST HALF THE U.S.
POPULATION IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
AND THAT MAKES SENSE IF YOU
CONSUME A LOT OF MEDIA BUT IT
TURNS OUT BLACK AMERICANS ARE A
SMALLER SLICE OF THE PIE THAN
THEY THOUGHT.
THE REAL NUMBER 12%.
ONLY 12% OF AMERICANS ARE
AFRICAN-AMERICAN.
HOW ABOUT HISPANIC AMERICAN?
THE POLL SHOWS THAT WE ALL THINK
THAT 39% OF AMERICANS ARE
HISPANIC.
WAY OFF AGAIN.
ONLY 17% OF THE POPULATION IS
HISPANIC.
AND IT’S NOT JUST RACE THAT WE
HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT.
HOW MANY FAMILIES HAVE AN ANNUAL
INCOME OF OVER $500,000?
WE THINK 26% OF AMERICANS MAKE
OVER HALF A MILLION DOLLARS A
YEAR?
WE THINK EVERYBODY IS RICH.
REALLY JUST 1% OF THE COUNTRY
EARNS THAT MUCH.
WE ALL MAKE LESS THAN WE THINK.
HOW ABOUT LEFT HANDED AMERICANS?
HOW MANY LEFTIES EXIST?
WE ALL HAVE THOSE LEFTY DESKS IN
SCHOOL.
REMEMBER HOW GOOFY IT FELT IF
YOU GOT STUCK IN ONE OF THOSE?
BUT WE ESTIMATED THAT 34% OF
AMERICA IS LEFT HANDED.
SOUNDS REASONABLE.
I MEAN, EACH BASEBALL TEAM HAS A
BUNCH OF LEFTY RELIEVERS.
THE REAL NUMBER IS 11%.
THIS IS A RIGHT HANDER’S WORLD
AND DON’T FORGET IT.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
HOW ABOUT THE NUMBER OF VEGANS
OR VEGETARIAN?
WELL, AMERICANS THINK 30% OF THE
COUNTRY IS VEGETARIAN.
WHEN REALLY 5% OF THE POPULATION
DOESN’T EAT MEAT.
WHICH EXPLAINS WHY IT’S THE ONLY
THING LEFT ON THE STORE SHELVES
RIGHT NOW.
NOBODY WANTS IT.
HOW MUCH OF AMERICA’S
POPULATION, ARE YOU READY?
LIVES IN NEW YORK CITY?
THE ESTIMATE WAS 30%.
WHICH WOULD BE NEARLY
100 MILLION PEOPLE.
1/3 OF THE COUNTRY PACKED 300
SQUARE MILES HERE.
THAT’S WHAT WE THINK.
THE REAL NUMBER 3%.
JUST 3% OF THE COUNTRY LIVES
HERE IN NEW YORK.
YOU READY?
HOW MANY TRANSGENDER PEOPLE LIVE
IN THE UNITED STATES?
THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK THIS POLL
ESTIMATED 21% OF OUR NATION’S
POPULATION IS TRANSGENDER.
21%.
A QUARTER OF THE COUNTRY IS
TRAN.
THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE THINK.
NOW, ARE THESE NEWS STORIES
STARTING TO MAKE SENSE?
IN REALITY, THE NUMBER IS 1%.
1% IS TRAN.
HOW ABOUT GAY PEOPLE?
WE SPEND A LOT OF TIME TALKING
ABOUT SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
WITH ALL THAT ATTENTION, SURELY
THAT NUMBER MUST BE HIGH.
WELL AMERICANS ESTIMATED THAT
30% OF THEIR FELLOW CITIZENS ARE
GAY.
WRONG AGAIN.
THE REAL NUMBER IS 3%.
NOW, IS THIS STARTING TO ADD UP?
THE DEMOCRATS DON’T WANT YOU TO
KNOW THE REAL NUMBERS BECAUSE IT
WOULD TANK THEIR ENTIRE AGENDA.
THEY WANT YOU TO SEE VICTIMS
AROUND EVERY CORNER AND ELECT
MORE DEMOCRATS TO RIGHT THE
SHIP.
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK
DIFFERENTLY WITH DIFFERENT
LIFESTYLES WHO EAT DIFFERENTLY
AND WHO BELIEVE RADICALLY
DIFFERENT THINGS IT’S JUST NOT
TRUE.
THIS COUNTRY IS NOT NEW YORK
CITY.
IT IS THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA.
TAKE THIS SCHOOL SITUATION IN
FLORIDA, FOR EXAMPLE.
RON DESANTIS SIGNED A LAW
BANNING TEACHERS FROM TALKING
ABOUT SEXUAL ORIENTATION AND
GENDER THEORY IN KINDERGARTEN
THROUGH 3RD GRADE.
THINK ABOUT IT.
WHEN DID YOU LEARN ABOUT SEXUAL
ORIENTATION AND GENDER THEORY?
KINDERGARTEN?
FIRST GRADE?
SECOND GRADE?
THIRD?
PROBABLY NONE OF THE ABOVE.
I DIDN’T EVEN REALLY START
LIKING GIRLS UNTIL LIKE FIFTH
GRADE.
THIS IS WHAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE
PUSHING.
MAYBE IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT.
MAYBE THEY ARE AMONG THE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE
MISCALCULATING, WHO THINK 21% OF
THE COUNTRY IS TRANSGENDER.
NOW, THIS LAW HAS THE LEFT
REALLY UPSET.
ONE TEACHER TWEETING THIS: OUT
OF THE 32 STUDENTS THAT I TEACH,
20 OF THEM ARE LGBTQ IA PLUS.
I FEEL THAT WE NEED TO DO
BETTER.
A FOURTH GRADE TEACHER SAYS TWO
THIRDS OF HER FOURTH GRADE
STUDENTS ARE NOT STRAIGHT.
I I COULD BE WRONG, BUT THIS
STATISTICALLY IS NOT POSSIBLE.
AND IT’S NOT JUST THE TEACHERS
WHO FALL FOR THIS STUFF, DISNEY
IS GOING ALL IN ON THIS, TOO.
THIS JUST HAPPENED A FEW MINUTES
AGO.
>> WE NO LONGER SAY LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS.
WE TRAIN -- WE PROVIDED TRAINING
FOR ALL OF OUR CAST MEMBERS IN
RELATIONSHIP TO THAT SO NOW THEY
KNOW IT’S HELLO EVERYONE, OR
HELLO FRIEND.
WE ARE IN THE PROCESS OF
CHANGING OVER THOSE RECORDED
MESSAGES SO MANY OF YOU ARE
BROUGHT THE FIREWORKS BACK TO
THE MAGIC KINGDOM.
WE NO LONGER SAY LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN AND BOYS OF GIRLS SAY
DREAMERS OF ALL AGES.
WE DON’T WANT TO ASSUME BECAUSE
SOMEONE MIGHT BE IN OUR
INTERPRETATION PRESENTING AS
FEMALE THAT THEY MAY NOT WANT TO
BE CALLED PRINCESS.
>> Jesse: DISNEY GONE GENDER
NEUTRAL.
GIRLS AND BOYS, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN.
1% OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION IS
TRANSGENDER SO DISNEY IS
CHANGING EVERYTHING FOR THE 99%
TO ACCOMMODATE THAT 1% WHO MIGHT
FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE IF YOU
WELCOME BOYS AND GIRLS INTO
DISNEY WORLD.
I DON’T GET IT.
SURVEYS SHOW A MAJORITY OF
DEMOCRATS IN FLORIDA SUPPORT THE
ANTIOXIDANTS BILL.
A MAJORITY OF DEMOCRATS SUPPORT
WHAT DESANTIS IS DOING.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON HERE IN
AMERICA.
AND WHEN WE KNOW WHAT THE FACTS
ARE WE CAN GET A LOT DONE
TOGETHER.
BUT THEY DON’T WANT US TO KNOW
THE FACTS.
THEY WANT US IGNORANT AND ANGRY
BUT, NOBODY WHO WATCHES