>> James: THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO SEE US AND THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE SO
SOON AFTER YOUR 21st BIRTHDAY.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOW, A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME YOU
SPENT THE ENTIRE WEEKEND PARTYING IN LAS VEGAS.
>> I WAS.
>> James: IS THIS CORRECT?
YES.
>> James: TELL US EVERYTHING.
I WAS IN LAS VEGAS, YES.
WELL, IT WAS KIND OF A TRADITION BECAUSE MY MOM TOOK MY CYST TORE
LAS VEGAS FOR HER 21st, SO THIS YEAR I GOT TO GO.
SO I WAS WITH MY MOM AND MY CYST SNORE AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
>> UM, WE DID A LOT OF GAMBLING.
>> James: REALLY?
YEAH, AND A LOT OF SLOTS, AND, ALSO, EVERYTHING WAS KIND
OF A SURPRISE.
I KNOW WE HAD TWO DIFFERENT SHOWS, BUT I AM OBSESSED WITH
MAGIC.
I LOVE MAGIC.
SO WE WENT TO DAVID COPPERFIELD THE FIRST NIGHT AND PENN AND
TELLER THE SECOND NIGHT.
SO I GOT TO MEET THEM ( APPLAUSE )
>> James: YOU DID.
YES.
I WATCHED PENN AND TELLER FOOL US, THAT SHOW, I WATCH THAT
RELIGIOUSLY, SO I GOT SELFIES WITH THEM.
>> James: WOULD YOU EVER BE THE PERSON WHEN THEY ASK FOR A
VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE TO BE SAWN IN HALF AND STUFF?
>> OH, I WANTED TO BE.
>> James: REALLY?
( LAUGHTER ) >> EVERY SINGLE ACT, THEY USE
SOMEBODY FROM THE AUDIENCE.
I WAS JUMPING UP, PICK ME, PICK ME!
I WASN'T PICKED.
>> James: WHAT ABOUT THIS, NEXT TIME YOU'RE ON THE SHOW, I
WILL SAW YOU IN HALF.
DOES THAT SOUND GOOD?
>> YEAH ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: WE COULD FIGURE THAT OUT.
HOW DOES ROB LOWE CELEBRATE HIS 21st BIRTHDAY?
>> WELL, IT'S SO LONG AGO THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER.
>> James: OH, COME ON.
I HAVE A THEORY.
IF YOU CAN REMEMBER YOUR 21s 21st BIRTHDAY, YOU DIDN'T
CELEBRATE IT LIGHT.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
MINE WAS A SURPRISE PARTY AND I'M REALLY HARD TO SURPRISE,
AND, SO, ALL MY FRIENDS OF THAT ERA GOT ME TO THE LOCATION BY
TELLING ME THAT MADONNA WAS THERE TO MEET ME FOR A BLIND
DATE, AND I BELIEVED THEM.
( LAUGHTER ) AND WHEN I WALKED IN, IT WAS ALL
MY FRIENDS AND EVERYBODY AND JUST A MASSIVE PARTY AND ALL I
CARED ABOUT WAS ( BLEEP ), WHERE'S MADONNA.
( LAUGHTER ) >> DISAPPOINTMENT?
MY 21st BIRTHDAY WAS TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT.
>> James: THAT IS THE MOST ROB LOWE STORY.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: CAN'T BE MANY PEOPLE ON THE EARTH WHERE THE ONLY WAY
THEIR FRIENDS CAN SURPRISE THEM WITH A PARTY IS, OH, MADONNA IS
GOING TO BE THERE.
>> AND HE BELIEVED THEM.
>> James: OF COURSE, SHE'S GOING TO THERE THERE, I'M ROB
LOWE.
( LAUGHTER ) YOU WERE IN VEGAS THIS WEEKEND.
>> AND I PLAYED CRISS ANGEL'S THEATER.
I HAVE MY ONE-MAN SHOW CALLED STORIES I ONLY TELL MY FRIENDS.
( APPLAUSE ) >> WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO YOUR
SHOW!
>> I KNOW!
IT WAS A DREAM TO PLAY THAT.
I NEVER THOUGHT IN A MILLION YEARS I WOULD EVENTUALLY PLAY
LAS VEGAS, AND IT'S BEEN NEW AND FUN AND SCARY AND PEOPLE SEEMED
TO LIKE IT.
>> James: AND YOU DO, LIKE, A QUESTION AND ANSWER SESSION WITH
THE AUDIENCE.
>> AND I DO A Q&A.
I ORIGINALLY PUT IT IN THE SHOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
FILLER, AND IF IT ALL WENT TO ( BLEEP ) HELL, AT LEAST I WOU
HAVE THE Q&A.
>> James: SURE.
BUT TURNS OUT THE Q&A IS THE MOST FUN BECAUSE PEOPLE ASK SOME
STUFF.
>> James: WHAT'S THE MOST COMMONLY ASKED QUESTION.
>> HONESTLY?
>> James: YEAH.
DID YOU SLEEP WITH DEMI MOORE?!
>> James: AND WHAT DO YOU SAY?
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
>> DO YOU ALWAYS ANSWER?
I SAY, A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: SERIOUSLY, THOUGH,
DID YOU SLEEP WITH HER?
( LAUGHTER ) >> WE'LL TALK BACKSTAGE.
>> James: NO, BUT SERIOUSLY -- WE'LL TALK BACKSTAGE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> James: SERIOUSLY, THOUGH --