One more thing I wanted to--
Can we take a break and maybe do this after that?
It seems like we've been going a while.
Andy?
Yeah.
Shhh.
OK.
I just wonder if we should take a break here.
I know schools are closed right now
and parents are having to become teachers for their kids.
I don't have kids of my own.
That's why if these walls could talk they would say, thank you.
But I want to help out as best I can.
So I thought I would ask an outside expert
to teach a lesson.
The only person I have outside is Andy.
He's going to be my expert.
Andy, there's a lesson plan.
There's an envelope I left outside this morning
in the bushes kind of where you are.
Keep going.
There's a-- look for an envelope.
You sure?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Careful for the snakes.
I got it.
There.
All right.
You're going to open that up.
You're going to tell us what subject
we'll be learning about today.
Oh, God.
Read it?
Yep.
Today's lesson will be about biology, specifically
the human body.
All right.
And what makes you an expert on the human body?
It's not a-- all right, just read.
Just read?
Yeah.
The first part of the body I want to tell you about
is the [LAUGHS] coccyx.
The coccyx is a tiny little bone.
This little bone is located at the bottom of your spine.
You have two bursae.
A bursa [LAUGHS] is a fatty sack.
OK, very educational.
That's good for the kids to know.
Coccyx and a fatty sac.
All right, what do you have next?
Next, we have the ah-villa, which is--
No, no.
--it's pronounced-- it says it--
uvula.
Uvula.
The uvula is a long [SIGHS].
The uvula is a long--
Uvula!
--the uvula a lot is a long, fleshy organ that hangs down
in the back of your mouth.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm going to pass out.
Its name comes from the Latin word for grape.
Some people say it looks like a tiny [LAUGHS] hanging ball.
This cannot make it into the show.
The uvula contains glands--
Uvula!
--the uvula contains glands that secrete fluids that help--
I'm done-- lubrication.
OK--
Please don't make me say it.
--there's one more, I think.
Please be the last thing.
[DEEP BREATH] The last thing I want to tell you about is--
[LAUGHTER]
--the last thing I want to tell you about is piloerection.
Piloerection is the reflex that produces goosebumps.
Everyone can get a piloerection.
[LAUGHTER]
I can get a piloerection.
Even you can get a piloerection.
[LAUGHTER]
Is that not enough?
It's enough.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Thanks, Andy
Oh yeah, thank you.
Tune in next time when I have Andy
teach you about trees and all the different nuts.
[LAUGHS]