- HEY, JOHNNY, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND.
BEFORE YOU-- WE'RE GONNA ACTUALLY BRING OUT
SOME OTHER OF YOUR CAST FROM THE MOVIE, BUT...
- THAT'S BAD. WE DON'T GET ALONG.
- YOU'RE HERE SO RARELY.
[laughter]
- WE DIDN'T GET ALONG VERY WELL DURING THE SHOOT.
- OH, NO. WELL--
- SO THIS MIGHT BE A KNOCK-DOWN, DRAG-OUT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
- YOU'RE HERE SO RARELY, I THOUGHT I WOULD
JUST GET SOME QUESTIONS OUT OF THE WAY THAT I HAD.
- SURE.
- TRUE OR FALSE.
YOU ENJOY PLAYING WITH BARBIE DOLLS?
- WELL...
[laughter]
NOT AS MUCH AS I USED TO, LET'S SAY.
YEAH. - BUT YOU DO?
- I MEAN, I-- WHEN MY DAUGHTER WAS LITTLE,
I PLAYED A LOT OF BARBIE.
- MM-HMM.
- TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET, YOU KNOW--
TO SHAKE--TO SHAKE THE--
- TO STOP THE GAMES WITH THE BARBIES?
- YEAH. - WOW. OKAY.
- I GUESS IT'S WHEN I CAUGHT--
GOT CAUGHT BY MYSELF WITH THE BARBIES
IS--REALLY DID IT.
- YEAH.
YEAH.
THAT'S ILLEGAL IN A LOT OF PLACES.
[laughter]
- BUT THIS IS CALIFORNIA. - YEAH.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - YOU CAN PLAY WITH BARBIES.
YOU'RE TERRIFIED--
- YOU CAN SMOKE POT WITH BARBIES.
[laughter]
- THAT'S COLORADO YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT.
- OH.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS GOT ON HERE,
BUT, YOU SLEEP IN THE NUDE?
[cheers and applause]
- [chuckles]
WELL, TECHNICALLY, I'VE SLEPT IN ALLEYS.
I'VE SLEPT IN--
[laughter]
SO IT'S NOT ALWAYS IN THE NUDE, BUT...
- NOT ALWAYS.
- IT DOES OCCUR NOW AND AGAIN.
- SURE.
IT'S COMFORTABLE.
YOU ONCE DREAMED OF BEING
THE FIRST WHITE HARLEM GLOBETROTTER?
- THAT'S TRUE.
THAT IS TRUE, YEAH. - ARE YOU A--
- THAT WAS A GREAT PASSION OF MINE
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID.
- ARE YOU A GOOD BASKETBALL PLAYER?
- NO.
[laughter]
HENCE THE DREAM...
- THAT'S--YEAH.
YOU LOVE TO PAINT PICTURES OF ELEPHANTS?
- I DO. - ARE YOU A GOOD PAINTER?
- NO.
[laughter]
I PAINT LIKE A-- YOU KNOW, LIKE A TODDLER.
- SO--BUT IT'S JUST ELEPHANTS?
- I LIKE THE--YOU KNOW, I LOVE ELEPHANTS, CERTAINLY.
- ME TOO.
- BUT I LIKE--
I LIKE THE SHAPE OF ELEPHANTS, YOU KNOW,
THE SORT OF VARIOUS SHAPES IN TERMS OF PAINTING.
THERE'S A LOT OF DIFFERENT
TEXTURES AND THINGS ON ELEPHANTS.
- AND HOW MANY ELEPHANTS WOULD YOU SAY YOU'VE PAINTED?
- ABOUT 11. - 11.
- JUST GRABBING IT OUT OF A HAT, YOU KNOW.
- OKAY.
I WOULD LIKE ONE OF YOUR PAINTINGS
OF AN ELEPHANT.
- I'VE GOT ONE.
- I'D LIKE ONE.
- I MEAN, I HAVE TEN.
[laughter]
- I'M GONNA TAKE ONE, AND--
- [laughs]
IT'S COMING.
- ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
- IT'LL BE HERE TOMORROW. - REALLY?
- I THINK SO.
[laughter]
- ALL RIGHT, WE'LL BE BACK.
HE'S GONNA STILL BE HERE.