[music]
This week's Music Monday is the Sexy Car Edition
with F(x)'s Pinocchio
[more music. Wait. It's the same music]
So at first, the song didn't really do it for me.
I wasn't like WOW when I first heard it,
but kind of like T-ara's YAYAYA, it really grew on me quickly
I mean, I don't really know what they're saying, but
DAH DUH DAH DUH DAAAAH D-DAHH DUH DAH DUH DA
Also, the video was exactly what I expected from F(x)
Bright, vivid colors from the set to the costumes,
everything was really, really vibrant.
……except for that one shirt.
You know the one. The one that looks like
she went into a car wash and murdered it,
and then wore its carcass to play the rhumba.
HER NAME IS CUBAN PETE.
SHE'S THE QUEEN OF THE MAMBA BEAT.
HER MARACAS GO CHIK CHIKY BOOM CHIK CHIKY BOOM CHIK CHIKY BOOM!
But otherwise I thought the costumes were really cute.
Alright, so right at the very beginning of the video,
can someone please tell me where that pink bubble cloud
Pinocchio Mickey Mouse thingy came from?
Cuz the way I saw it, she shakes her bum, and then a cloud emerges from behind her…
Did she just……..I feel silly for asking this.
but, did she just far that out?
Because I can't see the video the same way anymore afterwards
I mean, look at the next girl. You see the room that she's standing in?
It's in a room of NOTHING BUT PINK FART CLOUDS.
She was totally hot boxed in a room of…you know:
Trouser Trumpets
Butt Burps
Bum Horns
Silent But Deadlies
Ninja Assassins
Flatulence Pancakes
But of course! Girls don't fart!
But if they did, it would surely be as cute, pink, and fluffy
AND DEADLY as these.
In fact, I think this video's caused be to develop
a little bit of a trauma towards pink balloons now.
Ok everyone calm down. Don't worry!
Uncle Simon will be home soon with the pizza and cake.
I'm home everyone.
OH DEAR GOD!
[Kill Bill Murder Music]
RUN FOR COVER, SUNSHINE!
THIS IS FOR AMBER YOU DIRTY BASTARDS!
POP POP BAM UGGGGHHHH
Perhaps I overreacted, and traumatized those poor kids
AAAHHHHHH
I'm sorry…but for good reason!
The world needs to know about this new epidemic that we face.
No longer do you simply drop a stinker and hope that somebody walks into it.
No no, this is the future: Farting 2.0
Now, you can make them hunt down and attack other people.
Look what happened to poor Amber:
Before, she had a nice blue suit on,
but with the pink and deadly farts
they burned away half of her jacket and bleached her clothes into oblivion.
[BAM BAM BU CHICKI BAM!]
Now the dance to this song is really cool,
It kinda reminds me of Madonna's Vogue a little:
VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE VOGUE [p.s. I hate spelling the word "vogue"]
But our favourite part of the song is when they wash
their sexy car windows……you know what I'm talking about.
[that awesome club beat we always use for the AYY GIRL DANCE]
AYYY BOYYY! CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
[????]
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
[hold on a sec]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M WASHING MUH SEXAY WINDOWS!
Please don't wash your sexy windows around me.
Oh.
[*insert clever title for music here*]
As for the English of the song, we give this a…
I don't know out of 5
the pronunciation is fine, and the grammar's correct,
but when you put it all together it's completely baffling.
What does, "Remember Me" "I'm in Danger" "Pinocchio" "Remember Me" even mean?
We even tried putting this in the context of the Korean lyrics,
and it's still really confusing,
As with Nu ABO and Chu, it seems like F(x)'s songwriters
are trying really hard to give F(x) a weird and funky edge,
and as a result everybody seems to be very confused
and we think that F(x) deserves better than that.
[Damn! Forgot to fix the volume on this part!]
Last week we asked you which love song you prefer,
Big Bang's Love Song, or Rain's Love Song,
And Rain put up a bit of a fight at the beginning,
but then Big Bang dominated,
it's a good thing I opened up all those YouTube accounts.
I mean……………SMOKE BOMB!
This week we ask you what's your favourite sexy car dance:
F(x)'s Washin Muh Sexay Windows, or JYJ's Rollin Down Muh Sexay Windows.
Leave your votes in the comments, or in our Facebook Poll,
and we'll announce the winners next week.
Also, thanks to everyone who requested F(x)'s Pinocchio/Danger this week,
if there's a song you want to hear for Kpop Music Mondays,
head over to http://www.eatyourkimchi.com/requests
and tell us who we should do a video for.
[DANCE SPUDGY DANCE!!!!]