this was such a beautiful day today it
really was it was uh
it was so beautiful today that i only
watched four hours of law and order in
my apartment
only four i love that show
i love it very much i love that show
because
law and order is the same episode
every single time like the same thing
happens
on every law and order to the point that
like you see the same types of
characters on every law and order
you know like the same types of people
they bust out some of my personal
favorites that they have
there is a guy who while being
questioned by
homicide detectives will not stop
unloading crates
oh doesn't matter to this guy
double rape and murder nah
he's he's gotta unload that van
the detectives show up with all these
serious questions and this guy is just
like
tony ramirez yeah
i remember him
used to work here tuesdays right it's
like dude people have
died how
often
are you questioned by homicide
detectives
hey you're this casual about it you know
who's blase
talking to the cops criminals
other favorites that they have on the
show there is a
judge who allows everything
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i'll allow it
but watch yourself mccoy
oh yeah
she doesn't care what he wants she will
allow it
judges on that show always seem so bored
they're like what is it now counselor
how about a murder trial is that not
enough for you
and of course my new favorite character
on law and order
the new york city bartender who
recognizes
everybody that's ever been in the bar
ever they hand this guy a photo and he's
like
ah they always make that face too
like a face like their face needs to
adjust to a photograph
like they're like oh a picture
not for nothing but for a second i
thought it was a tiny person
yeah blue shirt lady
nice lady came in here
friday around 7 30.
the cops are like now uh did she seem
upset
nah she was smiling
the guy she was with didn't look too
happy though
he left about 9 35
9 36. it's like which new york city do
you work in
i live with people i don't recognize
and then they always ask the same thing
they're like
why did the did something happen
to her it's like yeah
something most definitely did that's why
the murder police are here
with a photograph of her talking about
her
in the past tense
you