Baka! Don't look at me!
It's that time again! For mistakes to be made! For ad revenue to be gained!
And for shitty cosplays to be....*fumbles*
I had a good idea in my head when I started this.
Its everyone's favourite YouTube series
Where I embarrass myself for ad revenue!
Evan keep changing the camera, it's really gonna be annoying, but I -- *laughter*
Is this everybody's favourite video series where I embarrass myself
For that sweet, sweet, AD REVENUE?!
Yes. [Yes it is]
Alright. You know the deal,
Let's open these bad boys up.
Some of them are already partially opened, because I had to tell which ones had been delivered.
Without further ado, lets just go into the first cosplay.
It's been awhile, how are you guys doing? I'm doing good.
Um, I'm ready to embarrass myself.
Are you ready, to unsheathe the --
We got two premium bags of cosplay here, from one of my favourite TV shows.
So I'm gonna I guess just try it, I don't really know what else I can do.
Comes with its own Gucci belt, know what I'm sayin'?
Is this supposed to stretch around me?
Can you guess what it is at home?
Well, worry not, cause I'm gonna wear it!
Is - is it weird that like, I'm just mainly undressed for the majority of these videos?
My point is: is that I like wearing the cosplay, it's just sometimes I'm like
"Man, I don't - I don't look that great."
You know when the zipper, you can just tell it's not gonna be a fun zipper immediately?
It's one of those boys.
There it is chief. There it is.
Why do I wear this -- why?
I've noticed that's one thing I do. Is that I, just don't kind of like really wear it the way I should do.
This is the dumbest way I could have put this on. [Agreed]
I could have easily just taken the time to just put the legs in first, and then...and then the body.
But now...
This is too big on me. Oh God. This is a first.
I just look like I broke out of, like the shittiest prison ever.
You guys figured out what it's from yet? I feel like it's pretty obvious.
Hi guys. I feel like I could save the world right now.
Nipples, please. Why? Dude, it makes me look like I have ROCK SOLID nipples.
It's not even like One Punch Man anymore. It's like, "you come near these nips you gonna get cut."
Now I just need to shave my head. Wouldn't that be really funny if I did that right now? [Foreshadowing...?]
I'm not doing that right now. That's -- that's not happening.
Although, I wanna say, I'm pretty happy with this. I ain't gonna lie.
Evan, you wanna edit my videos now? You want a pay increase huh?
Yeah, well better fuck with this Evan!
Is this what ultimate power feels like? I could probably do, like, three push ups right now!
Okay, you know, just gonna call it a day at two.
Can I just like, never take this off?
Connor: This is the first one I bought, and I'm kinda happy about this one. I kinda like this one.
Aki: Hmmmmmmm
You know what? It's not that bad.
Connor: Yeah!
Aki: I mean, it's a pretty simple cosplay. But, it does feel a little weird seeing One Punch Man with some hair.
Connor: So you're saying to like, shave my hair?
Aki: Yeah, you need to, uh, shave your head.
Also, what's up with that face in the back?
Connor: Oh, I think it's Nico from Love Live with a gun.
Aki: Well, whatever reaction that is, that's me looking at this.
*Both Aki and Connor laughing*
Connor: You're just holding a gun, like "get rid of the fucking hair Connor. Like get, it needs to go."
Aki: No, this is honestly, this isn't bad at all.
Also Kermit's fuckin' dead on the ground back there, hello. Uh, you have a very interesting background here.
No, it looks okay.
Connor: Yeah, I paid...$30, for that I think?
Aki: 30 bucks? Dude, you should have bought a bald cap then, for 30 bucks.
Connor: You know what, I honestly didn't think that it would like, look okay.
Like, as in the whole outfit. So, I was like "there's no point buying a baldcap."
But now I regret it, cause I easily just should have.
Aki: I feel like I would have been so funny just to see you bald in general.
Connor: *laughing* dude I have a huge fucking head!
Aki: Like, I think Misty Chronexia also cosplayed as One Punch Man.
Can we just have a comparision, who did it better kinda thing?
Right, well. I don't need more to say about this. I just think it's fantastic.
I feel great. I'm done with this one.
That was pretty good. For the amount I paid for it, I'm pretty happy with that.
Can you guess what this is? Doesn't matter.
*YEET*
Awee hell yeah!
Alright.
I look like Hatsune Miku just joined the YMCA.
I look like I just came out of a porno!
It's like "Hey. I heard your uh, toilet's broken. You need a plumber?"
What is this? Where do these go?
Oh it's a tie. Oh, of course. How could I forget the ICONIC Hatsune Miku tie, am I right guys?
See, I know how to do a tie guys, come on.
I think this is pretty damn accurate so far.
Is this leggings?! *Gasp of excitement*
Look at how much that stretches. That is not going on my leg.
Wait, where does this go? What is this for?
Where the fucketh does this go?
Alright, now I got to get these on.
Mah! Gah! Gggaah!
You know what?!
This looks pretty good. My armpits are being, like suffocated, but that's fine.
It's all for the look, am I right ladies?
*Grunts of pain*
Is this what it's like putting on clothes as a woman? This is like, hard.
Wow, this is very itchy.
You're probably thinking right now:
'Connor, that's a pretty amazing cosplay. I don't know how it can get any better.'
AND YOU'RE WRONG!
Cause it can. It can get better.
You know why? Cause this time, I actually bought a wig.
This is gonna be a big mistake. I can feel it already.
Alright, well...
First time for everything, am I right?
Sorry, didn't mean to --
Didn't know you were walking in on me there.
Is this what, like happiness feels like?
You know, I wanna say this is the best one we've ever had yet. Purely just cause of outfit.
Like, this one looks the best. Like, I feel like a ten.
Oh my god it's so itchy.
Like "what'd you say about my music you little BITC--?!"
I'm gonna stop talking *Laughter*
Having this much hair would be so nice. You'd never be cold, you'd just like, hide in your own hair.
Connor: This one, I'm gonna call... I think I described it as the YMCA equivalent of the character.
Aki: Yoooo! Hell yeah! Dude! Bro, is that open shirt Miku?
Connor: I couldn't close it! It was too small!
Aki: Dude, you gotta rock -- we gotta go to a fuckin' Vocaloid concert.
You gotta do that. Fuck the idol - uh, what the hell are those called, the glow sticks?
Just screw those, you're just ready to fuckin' fist pump at the God damn concert dude.
Connor: Could you imagine if, we're in Japan right, and then this,
We just turn up to a Vocaloid concert and then everyone's just staring at me.
Aki: I feel like you should have another pose where you're rubbing your nipples.
Since you're gonna be open shirt, you might as well.
Connor: *Laughing* Oh God! I mean, I kinda want to get monetized but,
I dunno, maybe I should just say "fuck that".
Aki: This is like a Frat boy, like meets, I don't know, Anime Con, or whatever.
I feel like if Logan Paul went to AX, he would dress something like this.
Connor: Honestly, that's probably pretty damn accurate if I had to guess *laughing*
So, if you had to rate it out of 10, what would you rate it?
I'll probably, okay. Funniness wise and functionality wise I think I'll give you a strong 9.
Connor: Oh, okay.
Aki: Cause I would WANT to come with you to a convention or a concert of some sort with you wearing this.
Connor: Just to see the looks I get?
Aki: Aesthetic wise, I'm gonna give it like a 2. Like 2 for effort.
Connor: Alright *mumbling*
Aki: At least you got the whole thing! Like, I would have made it a little higher, but only if it fit around your chest.
Okay. I'm a little obsessed with this, I'm not gonna lie. I kinda want to have an excuse to wear this again.
So, if this gets 1,000,000 views I'll wear this to Anime Expo in July.
Share the damn video, essentially.
Ughh!
Is like, every serious cosplayer like dying inside watching me shove this wig in like, the crappy bag? [YES]
I can't get these off.
I would so rather be comfortable, than wear this all day.
Alright, what's the next bad boy?
Oh no, not this one.
You see little Pikachu's face there?
Well, you ain't gonna look at Pikachu the same way after this, I assure you of that.
*Deep sigh of regret*
It's Pikachu swim --
*sigh*
Swim outfit.
You know, when I buy these, I don't think about the consequences of wearing said item.
And this is one, although it was very, very cheap, I should not have bought.
I don't really know how I'm gonna go about this. Shall I -- do legs in first?
Baka! Don't look at me!
I know I can get this on, but it's gonna be so hard to get off.
Jeez, look at that wedgie! Look at that!
Could you imagine you're like watching Free! the anime and then, you know just like fuckin Rin turns up like,
"I'm gonna win the 100 meter race. You can't stop me."
And everyone's just looking at him like, "Rin. What the FUCK?!"
Aki: Bro. Okay, What'd?
*Connor laughing*
Aki: I have to, you know I have to like, maximize this. Okay, open original.
First off, what's that on the front? Is that your tag? Is this backwards?
Connor: No, that's the front. That is the tag. Aki: Why is there ---?
Connor: Cause I was hoping to resell this later on, cause I really don't want to keep this.
*Aki laughing*
Aki: Yeah, just give it to one of the fangirls watching this right now.
I'll give you kudos that you have matching Calvin Klein's to go with this outfit.
Connor: Dude, I think honestly that's the best part of the outfit.
That wasn't intentional, but I think it works, you know?
*Connor laughing*
Aki: Dude, Jessica Nigri watch out, we've got another Pikachu cosplayer coming right up.
Connor: You know, do you remember when I did the Diva one?
That had like, Aki: Ah, yeah.
Connor: What do you call, like, the cooch area? [Absolutely not]
I don't know what you call it,
The bottom area of the swimsuit, right? That kinda had some, like room - but this thing was like a millimetre.
So this shit just went RIGHT in my ass. Like... *Aki laughing*
If I didn't have, if I wasn't wearing the *fumbles* Calvin Klein's,
I would have been like, destroyed. I would have had to have surgery done to fix what damage would have been done.
Aki: Yeah, it'd be...like, you might as -- I feel like a thong would cover up more.
What if you know, a Netflix live action of Pokemon like where Pikachu follows Ash all the time,
but it's just fuckin this. *Connor losing it in the background*
Dude, Detective Pikachu can wait, I'll watch this one instead!
Connor: So what would you -- what would you give that one out of whatever weird system of rating you're gonna make?
Aki: Uh, you know what? I'll give you extra points just as sympathy for your crotch.
Connor: Thank you, thank you.
Aki: For being in that much pain, just for this video. Connor: Thank you.
Aki: So I'll give it just like, I'll give it a 4.
I'm gonna take this off now.
Just imagine like those scenes in the movies where they're like just slowly taking off their clothes seductively
And I'm here like *screams*
Alright, well that's - that's going to have to be incinerated. I don't think anyone would want to wear that ever again.
~The next cosplay!~
~Open up this bad boy!~
This is one of those cosplays where I really, really want it to fit me.
Unlike the Pikachu swimsuit, which I really don't want to fit me.
Oh no, there's loads of parts. Let's start with the easy part. Let's do it.
A skirt that looks like it fits me? Is this witchcraft?!
Oh wow, this might be too big. This is huge!
Alright, alright, alright!
What the fucketh? What is this?
This is not going well.
Okay. Okay! We nailed this boys!
Yooooo!
Alright, alright, it's comin' together. It's comin' together boys.
I feel like I've gone through the five stages of grief just cosplaying.
In true Kill La Kill fashion, I will now proceed to get extremely naked and demonetized.
[Nope]
God, these things, these gloves are terrible! Did they make these for people with like, no hands?
You know what? She always gets naked in the show anyway.
So that's why with these quick release instant naked straps.
Connor: This one, I'm honestly I'm kinda happy with. I won't lie.
Aki: Yeah, you know what, out of all the cosplays that you've shown me, this is actually VERY tame.
This is one of those things where it's like,
"I'm going to my first Anime Con, and I kinda want to fit in, but I don't know much about anime."
So you just bought the first thing you saw. *Connor and Aki laughing*
It looks great though. I mean, like... I would like to see the other version of Ryuko.
Connor: No! No, no, no, no!
Aki: We gotta see that now! You've already given us this one now! We've got to see the other level.
Can somebody Photoshop his face on it? Just so people know what I'm talking about?
Please, just do it? Editor, do it right now.
Yeah, I mean - it looks the best so... I mean, but it doesn't fit quite well on you.
And it is a little underwhelming in the humour of it all, so I'll still give this one maybe a 3.
This cosplay is okay. I don't think that it was worth the money that I paid for it,
But it was not, it's not bad.
I think this was a medium success. Like, it wasn't great, but it also was pretty awful.
How do I -- How do I get this off?
You know what? THIS is the cosplay.
Zhe next one.
You're probably thinking: 'Connor, does that say amezoone on it?'
Yes it does.
[RIP cosplay]
I've been waiting to film this video since the start of January.
Now! These Chinese websites say they deliver it, and then, it hasn't turned up.
But they take my money anyway.
So I don't have a costume, and I waited 2 MONTHS.
So not only do I lose my money, I've waited 2 months not to be able to record this video.
And I was like, "Screw it, I'm recording this video today."
So I Amazon Primed a costume. That's why, okay?
Can you guess what this is from?
Oh God. Is that a choker?
It's goin' on. Ooh. Is this the shirt?
Man, this is a THICK top!
Alright, alright, good start!
I think this is how you wear it. I honestly don't know. I'm just kind of winging it.
God this collar is like...bigger than my future. Jesus!
So far so good. Wow, we really having like, no issues with this? Something has to go wrong right?
Like, *I'm sorry I have no idea what he's saying here*
Ah! Ah, there it is.
Agh! This material! It feels like a... rug! Jesus.
Hey guys. I look like I'm stuck in like the T pose.
God, that's really squeezing my arm, isn't it?
I feel like she would be a lot less loved if she dressed like this. Or perhaps even more, honestly.
Like this is...this is a good look for me.
Just imagine like, you're like in a really serious court case in Danganronpa,
Like, everyone's fighting for their life, and I'm just like:
"I didn't do it!"
I look like I got beat up by four homeless men, and I arrived to work STILL.
Maybe this is the next like of Gucci, we don't -- it could be either or, honestly.
Both are valid - valid guesses, or valid ways to describe the way I'm dressed.
Aki: What the hell is this? Is this Danganronpa?
Connor: Uh, yeah. This one is Danganronpa.
Aki: Is this Junko?
Connor: Yeah, it's Junko. It just didn't -- *Aki laughing*
Connor: It just like didn't really come together. At all.
Aki: Is that like, your attempt of like making her famous like tongue face? Like --
Connor: Oh, no, I didn't try and do that actually - I completely forgot.
Aki: Oh, this looks like your sad attempt at trying that. It's like --
Connor: I think this is just is a whole sad attempt at everything, honestly. *Laughter*
Aki: I mean like, I guess if one didn't watch the anime this is just looking like a Japanese school girl.
I'll give this one like a 5. It's a hit or miss with me.
Connor: I feel like if anything, right? I look like a rejected NPC from like, Yandere Simulator. Like, honestly.
*Aki laughing*
Aki: You were just the concept art.
Connor: Yeah. And they were like "Yeah, you know what we're good, we've got enough NPCs."
I'm gonna give up now.
*Moans of relief*
Could you imagine?
If I -- it is very likely that the reason I will be going to the hospital is because I get caught in one of these.
One outfit left, am I right boys?
*becomes the Hulk*
T-shirts are like USBs. Every time I go to put it on, it's the wrong way!
Also, because THREE of the cosplays, I repeat THREE of the cosplays that I ordered did not turn up,
I have one extra. So that's what we're gonna wear now.
Can you guess what it is?
Just from this alone?
Okay. Okay!
Yeah I like this. I like this a lot. A lot, a lot.
This is the part of the video where Connor has just gone fully insane. He no longer knows what is happening.
All he knows is that he needs to wear the cosplay.
Oh, okay. Oh! Zero resistance.
Yo. Yo! YO!
I am your waifu.
I look like I just got done saving the universe, am I right?
What am I doing?
Is that how you twerk?
Who's best girl?
Connor: Alright, alright. The last one, the last one.
This is honestly, I feel I kinda rocked this one, not gonna lie, not gonna lie.
Aki: Oh, beautiful! Best girl! Hell yeah dude! You know what like, I hope you do get in that anime.
Wait, oh I didn't even notice the horns either. Like little stubs.
*Aki laughing*
It's just like, funnier the more I look at it.
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about this one, but I mean, I give you a A for effort.
Connor: Thank you, thank you.
Aki: I'll probably give this like a solid 2 though.
Connor: Woah! What?! What?! Less than -- Aki: Yeah, my --
Connor: How could you, how are you gonna give this less than the Pikachu one?!
Aki: Cause the Pikachu one, it's like, I want to see it. *Connor losing it*
Aki: If I want to see it in real life, I'll give you more, but this one it's like, *Connor cry-laughing*
"Ah Connor, you're not even trying."
Like, yeah it looks okay. It just looks normal. And you know normal won't work with me.
Connor: You just like, you invite me out for dinner and I wear this and it's just like, it's just sad.
It's like "what are you doing Connor?" just --
Aki: Like, I hope with your future potential wife when she brings you to meet the parents, like you sit there, IN THIS,
and we'll wait for the conversation to eventually deviate toward your outfit.
Connor: They're like, "So, the outfit. What's with that?"
Well, thank you for your input Aki. I'm glad that... you know, I bore you with my strange costumes.
Next time I'll bring my A Game.
Aki: Don't worry, yeah it's fine. Yeah, make it on the level, if not more, of the Pikachu one, and --
Connor: Alright, well thank you so much for joining me and judging me once again.
As always guys, go and subscribe to Aki if you aren't already, but let's be honest you probably are.
Right.
Put your hand up if you think I look hot.
Oh? Oh :)
But in all seriousness, I hope you guys enjoyed this absurd video.
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Otherwise Kermit will be not very happy.
English Connor, don't forget it!
If you did enjoy this video, please consider hitting that like button, commenting, sharing,
If this video does get 1,000,000 views, I will wear that Hatsune Miku costume to Anime Expo,
I'm a man of my word, I will do that.
In the meantime, sharing the video helps the channel, lets other people know what we're all about here
Making mistakes and having fun.
Please do let me know down below what other characters I should cosplay.
If you have some spicy ideas for the next episode, I want to hear them.
In the meantime, I will see you beautiful weebs next time.
I have nothing more to say, I will be heading off now. Evan, you're number one.
So my new outro is just gonna be me shouting like this.
AHHHHHHHH
AHAhahhahaaaha
Why is copyright a fucking bitch?
I hate it.
P-Please, I want my money back.
Give me my kids.
Ahhhh
Please subscribe. Uh, and I'll stop shouting.