(angelic choir music) (jazz scatting singing)
♪ We're doing it all for love ♪
♪ I'm doing it all ♪
♪ I'm doing it all for ♪
♪ I'm doing it all for love ♪
♪ I'm doing it all ♪
- Can you tell I watch "Euphoria"?
(awkward laughing)
Yeah, I really vibe with the show.
The art is so deep.
It's just there's something about it
that I just resonate with.
You know what I mean?
It's just such a vibe.
(Mac laughs)
Okay, so the show "Euphoria" on HBO is extremely popular.
Extremely popular high school drama
that I, myself am a fan of.
A 25 year old man, shut up.
Been watching this show since it premiered in 2019.
I love me Zendaya.
Been loving me some Zendaya.
She's literally the same age as me.
Should I feel that guilty watching a high school drama
when all the high schoolers in the drama
are literally the same age as me?
Or y'all just over judging some shit because it's popular?
Mm.
I look crazy
(actor speaking in foreign language)
(Mac speaking in foreign language)
(actor speaking in foreign language)
(Mac speaking in foreign language)
Maybe you guys should judge, oh wait, sorry.
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
♪ Oh I'm taking it all ♪
♪ I'm taking it all ♪
♪ I'm taking it all baby ♪
Okay, there we go, we had our moment.
So "Euphoria"'s extremely popular.
You know what happens to an extremely popular show
every single time in pop culture.
We get absolutely bombarded
with a crazy amount of character quizzes.
(Mac maniacally laughing)
And since season three has been confirmed,
and every influencer on the internet is talking about
how they wanna be part of the show for some reason,
I decided I'm gonna step further.
Instead of becoming a new character in season three,
I'm gonna show you how I can perfectly fit
into a currently preexisting character.
Sam...
I can be Nate, bitch.
No.
(eerie choral music)
First, before we figure out our "Euphoria" spirit animal,
let's talk about my best friend
when watching any single episode
this entire season, alcohol.
(Mac outlandishly singing)
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(Mac laughs)
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This is the most party bottle I've ever seen.
And there's this one.
Looks it was made by a TikTok star or something,
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Exceptionally long finish and cloves, girl?
Yep, this one is the main character.
This one wants to be.
I'm here for a long time girl.
My taste is never gonna leave your mouth.
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I didn't say that, but I'm saying that now.
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Like this Dreamland,
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I don't know.
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Oh girl, the last sweet white they sent me
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I'm gonna open this one right now.
And I got a new wine opener too!
Wait, this is your time to shine girl.
Y'all gonna hate me.
So we just boop, boop.
(bottle pops)
(wine opener snaps)
(wine opener taps)
I'm fine!
Wiggle it, then we smell it.
(Mac deeply breathing)
Oh...
Oh, that actually smells wonderful.
That smells like a fruit basket, girl.
(Mac tasting)
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(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
Okay and what better way
to start this character finding journey
than with the king of character quizzes, BuzzFeed!
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
♪ I'm doing it all for love ♪
"Which 'Euphoria' character are you?
"Find out the truth."
Oh thank God, cause of all these lies.
All my friends tell me in the lunch hall...
That was a line.
"Choose something do on a Friday night."
Get drunk with my fucking best bitches.
What the fuck do you mean?
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
"Choose a sport."
What the fuck is that?
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
"Choose a place to live.
"Beach house, studio in New York city,
"big house in the best neighborhood,
"apartment in Seattle,
"white picket fence in the suburbs,
"or penthouse apartment with a view."
Big house in the best neighborhood
because I live in earthquake county.
Why the fuck would I live in a fucking penthouse?
I mean...
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
"Choose a pet." Pussy.
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
Oh yeah by the way,
Mini Mac are out.
They're out now, go buy them.
Or pre-order them.
Pre-order them and then they'll come later.
Cause the girl's gotta print.
Fucking whores.
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
"Pick an eye makeup look."
Oh my God.
On the cheek bone?
Wait a second, ah, yes me!
And I'm Cassie Hal...
I mean I'd suck Nate's dick.
What, what?
Wait what?
I mean...
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
♪ I'm doing it ♪
♪ I'm doing it right now bitch ♪
"You're sweet, popular,"
duh, "and wildly misunderstood."
Me.
"You're constantly balancing all the parts of your identity
"and lots of folk mislabel and walk all over you."
(Mac sighs) Tell me all about it.
"Don't fret, though you'll get out on top of it all
"and prove them all wrong."
Exactly.
"I'm in love with Nate Jacobs!
"And don't you give me that look!"
(Mac sobbing) I mean...
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
Oh girl, my wings are stuck.
My wings are stuck.
Wait, there we go.
We're back, we're back.
Hello?
"Euphoria".
"Let's find out which 'Euphoria' character you are
"based off of your inner desires and insecurities."
Girl, calm down.
Who wrote this?
Leave 'em alone.
"Spoiler, to give you the most accurate personality match
"we'll briefly discuss the events that happened
"up to the seventh episode of season two.
"Hope you're caught up."
Oh, you know.
You know, I'm caught up girl.
(Mac slowly laughing) (buzzing)
I need more glitter.
"What's your favorite color?"
All of them at once, at the same time.
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
"Who is your least favorite character?"
Cassie, I'm sorry let me, let me read them all.
"Cassie, Lexi, Rue, Kat, Maddy, Jules."
Cassie, yeah okay.
"Who is your favorite character?"
Kat, cause she a freak and I'm about that too, girl.
Give her more lines, give her more lines.
Let her go to Folsom.
Let Kat go to Folsom.
I mean... (Mac laughs)
"What is the weirdest thing that has happened this season?"
Are these all questions about what happened this season?
Girl, I don't wanna reflect.
I just wanna be weird.
I'm not trying to be re-traumatized.
I'm just trying to mask myself with comedy.
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
♪ Doin' it all for love ♪
"Who has the best style?"
Maddy, obviously.
"Which character and 'Glee' do you channel?"
Come on, BuzzFeed.
We get it, you're the generation that had "Glee".
I did not watch "Glee" passed half of season three, okay?
I'm not part of that crowd.
I don't know what happened.
I tried to chime in later
and then suddenly they were in college now.
I'm like, "Girl, this is about high school.
"What the fuck?
"Why are we following them to college?
"What is going on?"
"Which man would you trust with your life?"
None.
Excuse me?
The fuck you think this is?
On a scale of one to six how confident you are,
a seven.
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
♪ Doing it all ♪
"What's your Zodiac sign?"
Guess.
Yes, I'm a Sagittarius, shut up.
I get Maddy, oh!
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
♪ I'm doing it all for love ♪
"You are someone who has very thick skin."
Period and a thick stomach.
"You radiate confidence and self assurance."
Period.
Look at me.
Shut up.
"But deep down you're afraid no one will like you."
Shut up.
"Although you are a tough person,
"there are a few people that can really ruin you."
No one can ruin this fire, bitches.
Not even been Nate Jacobs!
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
Okay, I'm getting tired.
I'm getting hot, girl.
My face is getting sticky.
Ah, I need more glitter.
"Which 'Euphoria' character are you?"
Oh my God, there's 30 questions?
Hell no.
They don't do homework.
There's literally no teachers in the show.
Hire me, make me a teacher.
I can look the part.
Really, all we saw was the principal
and that's it so far.
Girl it's been two seasons.
"Which 'Euphoria' character are you?"
"Tons of beloved characters
"make up 'Euphoria' cinematic universe."
Cinematic universe?
Girl, it's a TV show!
"Pick a weekend activity.
"Dancing the night away with my day one
"or going on a super romantic date
"with my significant other."
Dancing the night away my day ones, okay?
My main bitches for life.
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
Period.
"Pick a makeup look from season one."
Oh girl not the jewels all over the face.
Oh!
Give me a second.
Ah yes, me!
"Would you rather live in the city or the suburb?"
Bitch, I'm from LA.
And second of all they live in the suburbs.
They live in the suburbs.
People think they live in Los Angeles,
they live in East Highland.
They say it over and over again.
They go to East Highland High School.
East Highland is two hours away from Los Angeles, girl.
That's the suburbs.
But I'm for the city.
"Which of these Maddy outfits
"would you rather have in your closet?"
The party look, duh.
Look at me.
I know you wanna fuck me but calm down.
Calm down, girl.
"According to Zendaya..."
What?
Wait, according to my girl?
According to Zendee-dee, what'd she say?
"There's a love triangle
"between Rue, Jules, and Elliot in season two."
Well, yeah.
"Who would you pick if you were Rue?"
Obviously Jules because Elliot's a fucking snake
and I will never talk to him again
in my entire fucking life.
I mean...
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
"Pick a Zendaya project."
Oh, this is hard!
"Spider-Man No Way Home" or "The Greatest Showman",
"The Greatest Showman"
because I love when Zendaya sings.
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
If you mainly answer with the left column,
you're like Maddy, Jules, and Kat.
Yeah!
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
Look at me!
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
♪ I'm doing it all ♪
♪ I'm taking it all baby ♪
Okay, one more quiz then I'm washing my face off.
Cause girl, my entire face is dry.
I got eczema too, I don't know why I was doing this.
I mean...
I'm fashion.
That's another line.
Write this down boy, I'm giving you some good ones.
"Which 'Euphoria' character are you?
"Enter your name."
Why?
What the fuck do you want it for?
Why the fuck do you need my fucking name?
My fucking name is fucking Superior.
How 'bout that?
Bitch.
Fucking whore.
Your mom.
"If you could do any drug
"and have no long term lasting effects, what would it be?"
Weed.
Weed!
Weed, I mean...
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
Weed.
"What pattern speaks to you?"
I really love a good floral
because "I'm in love with Nate Jacobs!
"And don't you give that look!"
"Pick an eye look"
Mine's better than all these skanks.
But I'll go with you because you're cute.
"What's your favorite type of cake?"
Red velvet.
I don't have to read the rest, fuck them all.
They're fucking whores anyway.
No, not me.
At least I look the part.
(Mac laughs)
That was a reference to season two,
if you watch the show.
If you don't watch the show,
you're just watching me go crazy and I'm not sorry.
Shut up, "Which of my favorite movies is your favorite?"
Who the fuck?
Who are you?
You think you fucking know me?
You think you fucking know what I'm gonna fucking pick?
I'm my own fucking independent person
and "I'm in love with Nate Jacobs and don't you!"
I'll pick "Clueless", I'll pick "Clueless".
"Who is your favorite Disney princess out of these?"
Pocahontas, wasn't really a princess
but I'm gonna say Pocahontas
because fuck these white bitches.
What? I mean...
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
"What's your preferred Starbucks drink?"
The pink drink, duh.
Hello, look at me.
This wine is good.
(Mac laughs)
My favorite scent?
I really love fall.
When you look at me right now,
I just scream, this bitch loves herself some dead leaves.
I got Rue! (Mac)
What part?
(Mac laughs)
I'm down, but why?
Give me a reason?
No, nope not a single reason.
They just said you're Rue, bitch.
27% people got Kat, 24% people got Rue.
Well, that just means
I'm the main fucking character, what's new?
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
(Mac blowing)
(Mac exclaiming) (angelic choir music)
And there you have it you fucking whores.
There you go.
If you guessed correct, then you're a slut.
(Mac laughing)
What am I doing?
But on the real now, "Euphoria"'s a good show.
It's a good show, a lot of heavy themes though, okay?
So not everyone can watch it.
Not everyone should watch it, okay damn.
And it's A24 so everything's pretty and beautifully shot
and weird transitions and all that stuff.
Definitely a show that covers very deep topic
but it also does it in a very
independent film, art house way
to the point that it makes some people debate,
is it over glorifying or over sexualizing some shit?
Which are very valid debate.
But at the same time you can't really take away
what the show really does, which is kind of depict
a more truthful depiction of teenage addiction
than any other show that's ever
in the history of teenage drama.
And sure there are moments like, "Oh colors.
"Oh spinning lights.
"Oh rooms are spinning."
But that's more in the fantasies
of the heads of the teenagers.
But then when they snap you into a real life, girl
that show snaps you into real life.
This ain't addiction.
This is addiction.
But yeah, I'm gonna go suck some dick
and be "in love with Nate Jacobs
"and don't you gimme that look!"
Okay, I'm done.
Thank you Bright Cellars so much sponsoring this video.
And sorry if this is your last time sponsoring a video,
I understand.
Shout out to @yesimafurry and @BabyDollVanity
for retweeting my last video on Twitter.
Comment down below,
what do you think of "Euphoria"?
What is your favorite moment?
What is your least favorite moment?
I don't know.
You tell me, girl.
You tell me.
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(Mac exclaiming) (whooshing)