♪ (8 Bit Mario Music) ♪
(Ian) SHUT UP!
(video game sound effects)
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!
Wha? What?!
Dude, after 36 hours we're finally gonna get past
that stupid lava level.
Now I just need to sprint and jump at the right--
(groans)
Nooooooo!
(gasping)
- DUDE! - Can't let you do that, Tea Cocks.
If anyone's gonna beat that level, it's gonna be me!
(wind whistling)
I'm just gonna go get my game.
OOOH, Jesus! What the hell?!
Oh sh*t! Dude, the floor is lava!
What? How?!
I dunno, we must've played the game so much we
got Gameritis and our minds actually believe the floor's lava.
Oh yeah, it's just like that time that I played Grand Theft Auto
and lost all concept of morality.
♪ (hip hop) ♪
GET OFF! GET OFF!
Okay, oh! Please don't hurt me!
- Oh my god! - (gun shot)
AAAH!
Heh heh heh heh! Heh heh! Hah hah hah!
Yeah, like that one time I got addicted to Angry Birds?
Oh, Mr. Featherface, I love you and--
(groans)
Wheeee!
YESSS!
- (gun shot) - AAAH!
How the hell are we gonna get over there?
♪ (frantic last warning music) ♪
I guess we're just gonna have to use all the skills
we learned from playing Mario.
♪ (Mario Theme Song) ♪
Rock, paper, scissors to see who jumps first?
Fine.
(together) Rock, paper, scissors!
HAH! Gun beats paper, bitch!
The hell, man! You can't use gun!
(mimics cocking pistol)
Whooaaa! Dude, don't--watch where you're pointing that thing!
Okay, I'll go!
Okay?
Alright, myself...you can do this....
(in slow motion) Ooooh!
DAMN IT!
Oh! Why not use that pipe over there?
♪ (Mario Theme Song Music) ♪
Dammit, why'd I have to go second?!
I hate to tell you this, man, but I kinda ate a lot of Chipolte today.
Like, uh...a lot a lot.
- (moist farting) - UGH! ARRRGH! F*CK YOU, CHIPOLTE!
♪ (Mario Theme Song) ♪
(mimics entering pipe)
Oh dude, we just gotta eat these mushrooms
so we can get big!
Big? Oh yeah, dude.
I always wanted to try a little enhancement.
Like, I don't know about you, but all the girls always tell me
that I'm wider than I am long and I'm just getting sick of it.
So...what?
No.
Like...Mario.
Uh, yeah. Yeah, let's do that. Heh.
That's what I meant. Heh.
Broop, broop, broop!
♪ (Mario Theme Song) ♪
(mimics jumping)
Okay, dude. We're running outta time, so just get on your knees--
Whoa, what?!
Okay, you're just gonna get on your knees
and then I'll get on top of you.
Dude?! What're you trying to do to me?
WILL YOU JUST LET ME FINISH?!
- Sorry! - (annoyed) Okay.
So you're gonna get on your knees,
then I'll back up, get a running start, and get off on your back.
Wha? Uh...
I mean...
Oh! I get what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, it sounds really f*cked up, but I get what you're saying, yeah.
- Alright. - Do it!
Alright.
(grunts)
Whoooaaa! Whoa.
YES!
(video game sound effects)
Wait...you wanted me to get you over there so YOU could
finish the level instead of ME!
What?! No...uh...
This was your plan all along.
The lava wasn't the enemy.
It was YOU.
Dude, no, I-I just wanted--
SUCK BRICK, KID! YAAAAH!
OH!
NOOOOO!
(sobbing)
Oh, Gameboy...a life without you is a life I don't want to live in.
Goodbye, cruel world!
Ian, NOOOO!
- (sizzling noises) - (groaning in pain)
(sobbing) Great. Now what?
Sweet! Your body made a bridge for me right to a Wii U!
Whoop! Whoo!
Wait...there's no games for this piece of sh*t!
AAAAAH!
- (sizzling noises) - (groaning in pain)
It's so hot! AAAH! Ugggh.
Oh my flesh!
(makes gurgling noises)
Wait! I'm not dead yet!
(both groan in pain)
(Anthony) Hey guys, if you wanna see bloopers from this video
and see us playing that Mario Kart--
♪ They see me rollin', they hatin' ♪
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