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good mythical morning you know every now
and then I like to dabble in the world
of conspiracies like did the Titanic
actually sink is there a second son am I
being held back by having a co-host
these are questions that quench my
thirst for knowledge and today brothers
and sisters I am thirsty
which is why I've scoured the darkest
corners of the YouTube YouTube
conspiracy videos that I'll be quizzing
linked on it's time for wake up sheeple
and guess the conspiracies of these
YouTube people it's like are you a
student of YouTube conspiracy videos um
no good that'll make this more
interesting yeah that's what I'm gonna
do I'm gonna show you a short clip of
somebody that first of all there's a lot
of people out there just giving out the
conspiracy theories big time on YouTube
you're not alone and I'm gonna give just
a little clip so you can tell a little
bit about them and what they talk like
and then I'm going to give you multiple
choices as to what conspiracy theory
they're about to say okay if you get
more than half of these rights so four
of these right you get to give your own
gmm conspiracy theory on IG TV if not I
do
so either way there's gonna be one all
right are you ready yes on October 8th
2013 the newly updated $100 bill was
released in America remember that love
that day three days later youtuber the
Jonathon Kleck which Jonathan Kleck the
Jonathan Kleck uploaded a video where he
decrypted the hidden meaning concealed
in the bill let's take a look this is a
mega news flash you guys y'all have been
watching anyone that's been watching
what I do i decrypted the US currency
years ago
bills that no one else knew what was on
this build the $100 bill has come out
the new hundred dollar bill this is
urgent
viral get it out
huh I love the way sets it up mega
newsflash urgent viral get it out why is
it so urgent well according to the
Jonathan does the $100 bill predict a
the economic collapse of America at the
hands of the greedy 1% be the nuclear
devastation of America at the hands of
Satan see a bloodless coup of America at
the hands of the Illuminati or D nothing
he's actually just humble bragging that
he's got those Benjamins all is he won
huh a bloodless coup of American hands
alumina at least his bloodless I'm up
for that
of course I'm on the inside no I don't
think Satan's involved this guy I think
he's a loner okay then I'm left with a
the economic collapse of America the
hands of the greedy 1% that's my answer
okay the Jonathan Kleck tell link what
the theories all about these are there
plans to nuke the United States it's
Satan's plan by the way seen in the
fallen angels but we have members of our
government who have been taken over by
demonic spirits so I'm sounding the
alarm prepare yourselves I don't know
the hour of the day the month of the
year but I'm telling you it's coming
away it was sickening he actually had
Satan footage did you see that yeah it
was Jonathan Claire's got Satan footage
I think that was animated red yeah he
knows something that I always knew which
is you promised very vaguely I say kids
I don't know the day the hour the month
of the year but we are going to Disney
World no matter what just keep them
guessing
we've never been oh I missed that one
and somehow I'm proud of that
yeah next one the next YouTube
conspiracy is about our dear friend
friend of the show post Malone he's not
gonna walk out I asked for that but he's
busy
it comes from white Mike of Gulf Coast
epidemic what's happening this your boy
white Mike Gulf Coast epidemic 86 is the
moon
so post Malone I think about a week and
a half ago his airplane almost crashed
like their they had a crash land or
something like that where there was
literally technical difficulties with
technology on the plane for whatever
reason I love everything about white
Mike can I just say that he made
difficulties kind of in different words
I've tried to say it I don't know what I
did hear about postie in his plane so
according to white Mike
what is the reason post plane almost
went down is it a a volcano with special
magnetic properties erupted it under the
ocean in his flight path where the
government doesn't want anyone to know
about it be it was actually just a
publicity stunt to promote his beer
bongs and Bentley's tour see he made
enemies with the government and now his
days are numbered or D it was all done
so people could come up with new post
Malone memes like almost a ghost on the
East Coast Malone did you make that one
yeah Photoshop very good right I don't
think that this guy is trying to say
that post was doing a marketing gimmick
okay I think he's on post side okay I'm
eliminating B as far as a goes why would
the government not want people to know
about an underwater eruption seems like
I think we'd all want to celebrate of
course so why would you hide that the
vague he made enemies with the
government nowadays a number this is is
a safe bet for any conspiracy theories
which are you're going with that
you know what once I heard my mouths
talk about the eruption heard your mouth
I changed my mind so my brain listened
to my mouth and changed its mind I'm
going with a volcano with special
magnetic property let him have it
white Mike something's going all with
post Malone I heard he was in one of his
interviews he was talking about some
type of government stuff and it seemed
like ever since that interview it's
triggered a lot of these events off but
post Malone's days are numbered it looks
like to me because of the government you
were wrong he went with the cliche
conspirator there's no route that's not
even conspiracy that's just like a
thought yeah well like Mike's got lots
of thoughts and also incidentally white
Mike just announced that he'll be
teaching a class in some type of
Governments
at Gulf Coast Community College so sign
up while there's still spots available
and hurry because he will be shirtless
and 2010 the Russian television network
which is occasionally hosted by
Americans as you will see
ok good confused interviewed kollene
Thomas owner of wild Colleen it might be
Colleen you can pronounce it either way
regarding a missile launch off the coast
of California let's take a look she says
she knows exactly what happened with
that missile and she joins me now from
Roseville California calling thanks so
much for joining me first of all tell me
what you know about what happened with
that supposed missile it was a I got in
my ear as it were as it were hey I got
in my ear as it wasn't calling getting
her ear whether they were hey it was a
missile sent psychically by a gifted
subset of the human race with psychic
abilities and extreme political views be
the missile was part of the government's
top secret invisible weapons mission or
IWM but it malfunction and losses
invisibility cloak see Obama tried to
start a war with Iran but an alien race
known as the Palladian safely down the
missile at sea to prevent their war from
happening or D Elan musk was showing off
again like a good option well how are
you energized by this I don't understand
yeah I got a play date set with Colleen
and white Mike no kids are waiting czar
forget subsets of human races psychic
abilities and extreme political views
that's it it's gotta be a little have a
Colleen got in my ear as it were as I
was sleeping that it was a missile fire
President Obama trying to start a war
with Iran
the Pleiadians down the missile
harmlessly at sea because they're here
to rescue the human beings who are being
enslaved on this planet and forced into
a paradigm of a bit of a super oligarchy
doesn't it make sense Natalie the alien
contact D yeah holiness is is all over
it I'm wrong yeah I know wild Colleen
I'll be at your website later today
dot-com I think the Pelagians are also
giving her fashion advice
Korean pop sensation BTS is the subject
of many conversations online mojo
mostly coming from the BTS army about
how handsome and wonderful they are
which they are of course but youtuber
Dave Lee has much much more unique take
on the band let's take a look so today
I'm gonna explain to you guys why BTS is
not a real band they are not even human
and how they inexplicably connected oh
it is politically connected to what Hey
the Russian government be the matrix see
the simpsons OD his girlfriend's arousal
why would it be the Simpsons or the
matrix the Russian government is the
obvious choice
therefore I'm choosing the Simpsons
alright let's see what is this and how
they inexplicably connected to the
Simpsons any episode New Kids on the
bleach but Nelson Milhouse and Ralph
they become a band by the name of party
posses so I decided to compare their
dance moves with bts's dance moves now
the party Posse called this move the
boardwalk as their stepping back with
their legs kind of spread back like this
now look at BTS they seem to be doing
the exact same move where the smoke does
fire guys yeah
this one makes a lot of sense to me
where there's two where there's two
bottles of wine there's a genius
conspiracy theory alright like you got
that one right somehow some conspiracies
are so deep and so grandiose they
question the very universe in which we
live take this video for example as the
uploader shows us a brilliant new way to
envision our cosmic surroundings first
of all this Apple here is going to
represent the earth and the earth as we
know is on a slight tilt and turns on
its access its access yes that's where
you get into the earth and go through
the access access port okay what is she
proposing a the earth is actually upside
down B
the Sun is actually the moon and the
moon is actually the Sun see the Sun is
flat or deep the earth is an apple
the Sun is flat I'm gonna say D the
earth is an app they're all equally
preposterous
od all right let's see what she's
talking about now this CD does care is
going to represent the Sun so we're
seeing that the Sun is flat but it
stands for it stands vertically while
the earth is moving in one direction the
Sun is going around in the other all
right well maybe it's this way what oh I
know it's you can't prove she's wrong
hey how can you not how can you prove
she's wrong you can't have you been to
the Sun the Sun can be flat just because
you use a CD in your demonstration
doesn't make the Sun flat it's like a
painting would it make you feel any
different if I told you that was a Fiona
Apple CD no all right like you can't win
but you can still have it that's not
obvious back in 2014 the internet was
dominated by the ice bucket challenge
people dumped ice water on themselves to
promote awareness of ALS but was the
real reason it was created something
else mr. cat I has a point
listen this is mr. cat I and in today's
report I'm gonna continue with this ice
bucket report and finish out this video
by stating the following bear with me
here and follow along what a hedging get
to it man you start putting ourselves up
in this corner of the screen like that
just to leave room for all of those
awesome graphics yeah
what's the real meaning of the ice
bucket challenge is a a ritual baptism
of mind control and anyone who has done
it has been marked by a supercomputer
for future ritualistic mind control be
it's a government sterilization program
to stop celebrities from procreating see
it's a pharmaceutical corporation tactic
to weaken the immune system of
participants and cause them to spend
their money on drugs D is total BS
because none of his friends challenged
him
oh yeah this guy's got a hidden agenda
himself man his feelings have been hurt
government sterilization program to stop
celebrities yes your answer it doesn't
matter yes yeah that's all right mister
kara for anyone who has taken part in
this ice bucket challenge it is a ritual
baptism that is involving the ritual and
mind control it's because it's ritually
coded to the most current existing
ritual phase which were in today ritual
code 17 is still in effect and to be
able to construct words numerically
using the letters as numbers to be able
to derive this code I know that only a
super computer could do this yeah yeah
17:34 I wouldn't know that without a
super computer okay link you didn't win
I got one correct you go and I'm
assuming that that means I am going to
get to do the GMM conspiracy on our
Instagram over at rhett and Link I will
be I will be there to roll my eyes thank
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