- Feel that?
Now look over here.
This is our proprietary foam model.
Go ahead, lay on it.
It supports your body.
It adjusts to your body.
It ensures maximum comfort while you sleep.
[BELLS RINGING]
When you're an ex-con, you get used to having nothing.
So a little something feels like a lot, a whole lot.
If you give a starving man some crumbs,
it might be the best meal he'll ever have,
but that's only because he never knew
he could have the whole cake.
Hey, hey.
Hey, buddy.
How many times do I have to tell you people,
bathrooms are for customers only.
Ha.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Are you looking for the next trend in home furnishings?
Well, look no further.
Presenting furniture by Big Country Living.
The hell is that?
Get out of my store.
I'm with a customer.
You--
Hey, man.
I just need five minutes with the manager.
I am the manager.
Now go before I call the cops.
But--
[MUFFLED GROANING]
[THUDDING]
Great.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Good afternoon, sir.
You looking for something in particular?
Why, yes.
I'm looking for some bookshelves.
I have a wonderful selection.
Do you have a style or color in mind?
Because we could do oak.
We could do pine.
Do you have anything in paper?
Excuse me?
100% recycled paper, something sturdy, yet lightweight.
I don't have anything like that.
Are you still in business?
Wow.
[INAUDIBLE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Good to see our grand champ.
How are you? - Why are you talking like that?
Because I'm in character.
There's nothing classier than a brother with an accent.
Go with it. - Nice.
What brings you to America, Chauncey?
Like Chauncey Billups?
I'm in character too.
Right, right, right.
Good, sir.
I'm here from the Downton Abbey area.
And I'm trying to find some furniture for my new flat.
That's apartment in English.
[LAUGHTER]
Yo, this dude only has conventional furniture,
nothing unique or recyclable.
Well, I see.
Egads.
Good day, sir.
Take a look around.
I said good day--
oh. Wait, wait, wait.
I know you.
You're the chap from the telly who makes his own furniture out
of everyday materials.
I love your creations.
Ah, the refreshing breeze of your fans.
Don't you love it?
Sorry, where do I know you from?
Oh, like the Irish dude said, you know, the telly.
You give me five minutes of your time,
I'll make you as famous as me.
Well, I'm with these customers, so.
Oh.
If you're going to start carrying Big Country
Living's line, I'll wait.
As shall I.
All right, come to my office.
Come on.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
One way or another, we're all locked up in our own minds.
We have to learn never settle.
Forget about getting your slice of the American pie.
Buy the whole damn bakery.
After 15 years in prison, I'm even more motivated to get
myself together.
When I do that, that's when I'm going to be proud.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
If you're going to live here, you're going to work.
You need to start your own restaurant.
Wow.
This is a metaphor for exactly what you two are all
about, nice and shiny on the outside,
dingy and empty on the inside.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm in charge.
That's me.
[LAUGHTER]
Look at you looking like a black geisha.
This is important to me.
I want my kids to look at me with admiration.
A second chance is a beautiful thing.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[POLICE SIREN]
Put your hands on the dashboard now.
A few bad apples doesn't ruin the bunch.
That's coming from a white dude.
All cops are not bad.
And that's coming from a black chick
that married a white dude.
And that's coming from a black ex-crack
dealer who hates the police.
Touche.
That's coming from a person who has a cousin named Touche.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NARRATOR: "The Last OG," new season premieres April 2
on TBS.