You got stuff in your gap.
Where?
In your gap! There's popcorn.
Oh.
Allison has a tiny gap in her teeth that
people often mistake for having
uhh, like broccoli, or something in there, but it's actually just-
I don't eat broccoli!
That's not my gap!
It's between your tiny tooth and your front "toot".
I do have a tiny "toot"! [both laugh]
I don't think you know where my gap is!
Ohh
Okay, here?
It's between your ears.
Nyuknyuknyuknyuknyuknyuk!
I really thought that was going to go sexual
instead it was worse.
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This week's question is from a guy who gets it.
In the past, we've had viewers
who haven't said where they're from.
Uh-huh.
Mike!... is very specific [chuckling].
Mike is not just from San Francisco,
he's from-
I know nothing about San Francisco
but I hope that's the better part.
"Do you have any phobias?"
Do I?
You might think I'm fearless but-
No one thinks that you're fearless.
-I'm human like everyone else.
[overlapping voices] Allison: Everyone knows that you're human.
Gaby: I put my pants on one leg at a time.
Allison: You're a mess!
I think people are expecting a dog that walks
on its hind legs and I'm just like a regular dog.
You're definitely a dog.
I'll take it.
That's a known insult.
Here's my biggest phobia, Mike! [chuckles]
I have a great fear...of going somewhere,
and then not being able to get home.
Like jail?
Nope!
Like an event.
Like if you go to a stadium and you park your car,
like, in the parking lot.
And knowing that they will take hours to get your car out
because there's all those other cars.
Big fear.
That's why, we never stayed for the ninth inning of a baseball game,
[snaps] Gotta leave at the seventh.
I wanna leave when I wanna leave!
I don't wanna be shuttled to my car,
then I'm at the whim of the goddamn shuttle driver!
I don't like sharks.
That's dumb.
What I said has happened to me.
I've seen... sharks attack people on television or-
But have
No.
But
Another phobia I have [chuckles], is that people are texting
about me behind my back.
Al-...okay, one time Allison and I were on a shoot
with a girl who's very cute. And I was-
Allison: Hey Bree! [Gaby groans]
And I was texting that girl, like, flirting
with her from inside the shoot. Like
and Allison, because she wants to salt my game,
was like, "What are you guys texting about???!"
But I thought they were both mad at me.
No! We were just trying to fuck.
All right, I don't need to be involved in that.
Phobias are like, um... running out of money
and never having money again.
-No again, that's just a real problem you have.
[Gaby laughs] Okay. That's a phobia!
That's not! A phobia- (Gaby): SHARKS!!!!!
Alison: I guess- (Gaby): Sharks are a phobia!!!
I've come around then, I'll agree that sharks
are a phobia. [laughs] Gaby: Thank you!
A stupid one!
And I really think you should hop on board
my shuttle phobia.
Yeah, but I don't when that shuttle's comin' back.
Oh god.
Hey, did you know that sharks are gonna grow legs,
they're evolving to grow legs and
they'll become land animals and then they'll
attack us all?
Did you know that m-more people go to...
go to places you can't park?
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