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Aaah, shit
Right, okay so welcome back to this week on the internet. Now
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Flat Earter: The earth is not flat the earth is round, right?
Wrong!
Interviewer: When did you start believing it was flat?
FEer: It kind of comes down to 9/11.
Interviewer: Ohh.
So, as I mentioned, right, in my last video me and George made a video about a week ago jumping into some flat earth
Facebook groups.
George: Flat Earth, No Egos, Good Vibes
Will: Yes! That's the one we wanna get in-
And what we did was make a clever disguise with a familiar face...
Could we not use Callums picture? Surely that works for a Keith. Look, he's just there!
George: Yeah! *laughs* Will: Sure he won't mind.
"WillNE and Memeulous spread noncery on my face."
Tic tac: The corner has been tarnished, its been disrespected and therefore so have I by and extension. So today we're gonna deal with a couple of "Bomb Chongs" who have stepped out of line.
I love him!
I love him to bits!
Anyway, so obviously right, that video didn't go down too well with the flat earth community
And erm...they had a few things to say.
George: who knows who they are, but we will be waiting with open arms and COCKED 45'S (will laughs)
so we obviously did the logical thing of setting out to make the biggest flat earth facebook group and titled it, "Flat Earth. No trolls. Keiths only"
Glorious.
Like pretty much, I'd say about 90% of the people in there are called Keith and have Callum as their profile picture. It's a truly beautiful site!
We've also got some great events coming up such as "Keith meet up", "beard feeling with the lads"
And "sesh" which is apparently uhh... being held on my roof.
*wind blowing awkwardly, as will takes a swig of stella*
You all right?
"Thoughts on memeulous's true appearance?"... "clapped"
*Will laughs*
"It's a very good day of being on this wonderful plate of existence!
180 degrees is all we need!"... "FUCK OFF"
It's great sense of community!
"What's everyone's opinions on my willNE cos-" Will: AHH I hope you drown >:( ... Sorry that's a bit strong that one init
"What the fuck happened to this being keiths only?"
Oh, sorry excuse me SARAH, but there's more of this right, because one of them in particular took it really badly
So I don't want to use these full name right
So we're just gonna call him "Keith" and me and George were on discord with him this week right just having a bit of a chat and he's like. "Oh, yeah
We're gonna be mates now." Then went and posted in our rival Flat Earth group
"Oh, go flag his video and get it taken down!"
Keith you big fat snake!
Anyway, there's another twist in this because he's joined ours, and he's just posted abuse
"Hey, MEMEOLOUS. The dog thinks your videos are shit!"
ayye your a funny bloke you Keith!
"Vanilla Ice meets Peewee Herman"
That's not George, Keith... it does though
However tip on quite nicely onto a next topic...
"Basically me and my 13 year old sister are gonna be playing fortnite."
Okay moving on I can't lie it's...it's been one of those weeks. Like there's not many weeks
I can tweet out be like "Oh tweet us suggestions please!" and receive "stripping fortnight children" as a response...
"Just do it. Just do it. I won't look. I won't look"
*does a noncy look y'know what i mean*
"Oh please talk about my friend. Please!" "One kill equals remove one clothing with my 13 year old sister"??
Why 13? Now, I've met noncy a couple of times right and in real life before he was quite a nice bloke
But fuckin' hell man!
So I realize right that this definitely like isn't the main issue with this
But it's not even good clickbait! Like, who is coming across that in their recommended and been like "oh, yeah
that's what my day was missing! A topless 13 year old!" Like, I don't get the point!
I can't lie though it does sit quite nicely uhh...alongside some other of these videos...
"Roses are red!"
"Violets are blueeee!"
"I'm gonna post on myyyyy vlogggg"
"About having SEX with my dog."
"ROses are rEd!"
"My car beEEEps!"
"DRiving away fROOOOOOOOMMMMMM"
"My dad who touched me in my sleep"
Also again like not one of the most criminal things about this, right but
The Photoshop on that! "aHHH you're wearing a top are you? Hang on. Let me just...
...accurately disguise that."
iIiIIIiIIII oH LoRD tHat lAst lOnG
Okay, so there's that kid who had a bit of a yodel in a shop
dAaAaAaAdDy
Thing is though right, with the internet
There's always a surefire way that you can tell that a trend or something is like dead and over...
"Mason it's nice to meet you." She's like a factory for like exploiting people's 15 minutes of fame -
Personal theory here,
she steals people's souls and sells them to YouTube in return for five days on the trending page
"I'm a country boy and -" *Audience laughs* "And I know country! All we do is build straws of hay and next thing y'know you're sittin' under a tree with ya hat doWn and a wheat in ya mouth."
I give it five days before I find out that his parents are racists
*Crowd screaming*
AYE
cOcAiNe fOr mY bReAKfAsT
hOLd tHaT pIStOl, aMBIdExtrOus
"You are not depressed."
"I don't even know how to put this... *sad music ;(*
*tut* but see in 2018 I swore, I was gonna tell you the truth
This is something I used to do 20 to 30 times a day I used to do it without even
Knowing I was doing it;( . My name is Prince, EA
And I was a chronic... musturbator."
"oH you thought I say a masturbate???"
D'y'know what? Actually... I don't even wanna know!
Just- jUst close that tab there :/ -
dAH! dAmE tU cOsiTA uH uH, dAme tU cOSiTA uH.
I'm getting too old for this - Okay, so it appears that this years despacito is gonna be sang by a green alien...
...shagging the air...
SO the song is called... "Dame Tu Cosita"
UH, UH
Which in English turns out means... "give me your thingy"?
ahhh, great.
Anyway, so I wasn't too familiar with it right so I got in touch with an old friend if you a bit of a demonstration...
*drum reveal geTTING LOUDER*
oHHHHH YESS CALLLUM!!!!!
sHAKEE THAT THINGG
ohHHHHHHHHH DAMNNN
jESUS CHRIST LOOK AT HIM
iSNT HE JUST GREAT !!!!
OHHHH YESSS <<<33333
*Clapping*
Okay, so because this has 52 million views
There's been some interesting content made around him...
"Learn colours with Dame Tu Cosita"
Well hang on!
Learn colours whilst this alien just thrusts his willy in the air?
"a'ight samuel you just sit down there and watch that and...
learn ya raindow."
"oKay dAD!"
"Also...
you fancy playing fortnight with us later I've er... got a bit of a video idea"
Sorry! That was a little bit dark that...
"Top 10 THICCEST fortnite characters... (NOT CLICKBAIT)"
'THIS girl. is. dumb. thic."
"She's so tIC. That she would make every other female character in fortnite
feel self-conscious about their butts!"
*sighs*
Then uhh... then we had the boogie down challenge
"This is called the random!"
pUsSY bOy tALk reCKlESs
I honestly reckon right that like every single episode of this up until about November, it's probably gonna have to include some fortnite content
So anyways, I'm sure you's already where right fortnite were like
"Oh, send us like a video of you's like doing a dance and uhh.. we'll wack the best one into our game!"
"sidenote though uhh..."
"Please don't put music on it because we'll get shafted for copyright."
Important part that, because now, we've just got loads of videos of like
12 year olds thumpin' around their mam's front room...
This is the best thing to ever happen to this website
Anyway then Mark zigerburger got laughed at cause he (I gave up here im sorry)
Men Nana did it on a booster seat, but why phone mod right is that these people who like genuinely like?
Senators or like people in high positions they were the ones given the opportunity to ask him questions
And they ended up coming out with ones like oh yeah, how are you really Richmond like you don't have to pay for facebook?
How do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your service?
And then finally on that topic um someone made him thick I don't like the Enderman I never have right now
I wanted to end this episode right in a bit of a fun way so this week got announced again for the charity match and
Anyway, that got me thinking so if you think about it, right?
There's a sideman FC Twitter account, but no one's made a youtube all-stars once a week mentality
LA so I thought well their heroes should make one both the substitute left back, oh here we go there
We go that'll do nice one. Okay. Yep got the best screenshot, but it'll do there. We go change your profile
Yep, won't be needing Simon anymore
Okay, so we've gone for you chew all sauce fc+ champions your team could never right
Let's let's get some YouTube Allstars propaganda here Chris MD beats men and shouts tends to solid stock well also
We've also tweeted this picture. He's gonna ruin whanau Eddie. Okay side man, FC
What are they being tweeted got a scope out we're we're rivals here. Who do you want to see playing Elliott Crawford all?
Right and now Olivia's with this so our last tweet from the account is woke up this morning Serna shinin went to polish this
Cyberman doe doesn't have this bring that out pictures of Chris MDS who speak great day right anyway if you do want to go with
The match I'll leave a link to make pick up tickets in the description below anyway
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You'll even like it genuine means a massive up me so
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