H: It's thick, oh, Shane S: Oh
S: Oh my god H: I require zero more of that
S: I will eat the rest of that, that is my favorite
S: Oh, heavenly mother
H: Alright the one that I've been waiting for
H: Oh my god, that's the one S: Yeah? Let me try that?
H: Yep, I could cry, this might be the best day of my life
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S: Alright today is the big day H: Cake tasting, dessert tasting
S: Today is arguably more exciting than the actual wedding
H: Yep, I'm starting, sorry, I don't want to do any--
S: Wait, why don't you explain H: No
S: Explain why we're doing this H: Dessert tasting for our wedding?
H: I don't think that needs an explanation
H: we're doing a dessert tasting for our wedding because we're going to have dessert
S: We went and picked up our desserts this morning
H: Yep
S: And it was way more than we thought we were getting, which was very exciting
H: Yes, and now we're gonna begin S: She's all business, I'm sorry
H: Yeah, I don't know what you're doing, this is the interesting part
H: No one cares about when we picked it up, okay
H: Vanilla cake and vanilla buttercream, vanilla cake and raspberry buttercream
H: Chocolate cake and chocolate buttercream
S: That one's mine H: Vanilla cake and fudge filling
H: And vanilla buttercream, like a multi layer
H: Vanilla cake with lemon buttercream
H: And vanilla buttercream with fresh raspberries mixed into it
H: Which I think is what I'm going to pick but I don't know yet
H: And the last one is coconut cake with coconut butter cream
S: So that one, is that to decide the cake that we're having there but not eating?
H: Yeah, the display cake that we're taking home S: That we'll then eat, to eat by ourselves
H: Yeah, which you are not gonna eat any of so basically I am picking
S: I get to have a few bites! H: You don't want it? Okay
S: Oh, you weren't telling me I'm not H: Yeah
S: I thought you were saying that you're not allowed to have any
S: You were saying I won't want any
H: Oh, you're not going to want any so I don't think you're really gonna need to pick it
H: Even if we picked chocolate with raspberry you'll have a bite
H: So it's really my cake S: You said, you are not having any of it
H: You are not going to have any, that is what I'm assuming is going to happen
S: I want to talk about the thing that I am most excited about
S: Can you hold that up please? H: The chocolate pot de creme thing?
S: What is that? H: Chocolate pot de creme
S: Yeah but what does that mean H: It's like chocolate pudding
S: Ohhh H: In a cup with a little tiny mini spoon
H: Oh my god S: So yeah, that, we have a mini lemon--
H: The same one but it's strawberry shortcake so it has little crumbles
H: And strawberries at the bottom S: They're so cute
H: Yep, we've got our cake pop, our key lime pie
H: Our mini key lime pie and then our mini fruit tart
S: [excited noise] H: Okay anyway, down to business
S: Does this count as a mukbang? H: Let's get going
S: Is this a mukbang? H: Yeah, sure
S: Are we allowed to call it a mukbang? H: Let's start with vanilla vanilla
S: Oh, and if you're thinking this is it, there's a ton more in the boxes
S: Out in the other room H: Yeah, this is just round one
H: Well it's all the same stuff, this is one of everything
S: Yeah. So this is what? H: Vanilla vanilla
S: Vanilla vanilla
H: Here S: Yeah, give me a mini bite
H: Oh my god
S: Mmm H: It's so airy and delicious, right?
H: Even you love it, that one S: Oh, man
S: This is gonna be a fun video H: That's so good
S: Can I put my arms up?
H: Oh my god, should I just finish each slice or one bite each?
S: No no, one bite of each H: So we can go back
S: Uh huh
S: We need a lemon sorbet in between every bite
H: Yeah, I'm gonna go get some water while Shane chews
S: Alright, well that's about enough dessert for me
H: Oh my god, literally S: I'm all set
H: Okay, I'm gonna put this back S: Oh yeah, so should we rate these?
H: No S: I'm gonna go ahead and rate them
S: That was a 10 out of 10 [laughs]
H: That is so not helpful, okay S: Deeelicious
H: Alright, this is the chocolate fudge with vanilla buttercream
S: Chocolate fudge
H: This is different from the chocolate buttercream
S: Like thicker, probably? Fudgier? H: [makes 'I don't know noise]
H: Uh huh S: How is it how is it how is it?
H: I didn't mean to screw this up, here S: Oh
H: It's fine S: Mmm, fudge
H: I think I'm gonna like the chocolate buttercream better than the chocolate fudge
H: It's a little thick and dark S: 10 out of 10
S: Oh my god, it's really good
S: That's the best fudge I've ever had H: Wow, oh my god
S: It's not too thick H: It's too dark for me
H: 1 out of 10, I'm kidding it was really good Both: [laugh]
H: Next one is coconut coconut, Shane doesn't like coconut
S: No, I feel like I don't need to try this one H: Yes you do, you need to try it
H: You at least need to try it, hold on, I will try it first
S: As it should be H: Oh my god
S: Just give me a halfer H: Uh huh
S: Don't go skimpy on the icing H: I didn't
S: Mmm H: Too coconutty?
S: It's like pure coconut H: Yeah, it's really coconutty
H: I'm just straightening out the edges S: Yeah
H: Just taking one for the team
S: You know what, it tastes like a pina colada, I can get behind that, it's pretty good
H: It's a little much, I guess it is just for us so it doesn't matter
H: But I don't know if I want to eat an entire cake, it's very coconutty
S: It tastes like when you would get a pina colada Slurpee from 7/11
H: Yeah S: And then let it melt and drank that
S: That is what that tastes like H: Did you used to do that?
S: Uh huh, in my Big Gulp H: Wow
S: You know the...? H: Yeah, I never really did that but that's neat
S: That was like my primary activity as a kid
H: Anyway this tastes probably a lot better than what Shane is describing
H: That does not taste like a melted Slurpee, it tastes like a really delicious cake
S: I meant that in a good way
S: I would give it a 5 out of 10
H: Okay, wow that's really high for you for coconut, I'm surprised
H: Alright, chocolate S: Wait, should we do a mini?
H: I think we should do the cakes first and then a mini, do you mind?
S: No, that's fine H: I need to get through the cakes
S: I'm just eyeing my pudding bowl over there
H: Yeah, you're like, do you think maybe we should do a mini?
S: I was just thinking maybe...
S: Can I do the chocolate first? H: Yeah, I was getting it for you first
S: Mmm H: Please don't react until I've had mine
S: Uh huh H: Oh my god, the buttercream is amazing
H: I do not like chocolate cake S: I liked the fudge more
H: Wow S: I liked the fudge more than that icing
H: Vanilla cake with that chocolate buttercream sounds amazing
S: And that chocolate cake is really good, mmm, 10 out of 10, oh my god
H: I love the buttercream, I got it on our lemon cake which is a little bit terrible
H: Alright, the one that I have been waiting for
S: Yeah? H: Yeah
S: Most excited for?
H: I am most excited for the vanilla with raspberry and lemon mixture
S: It looks a little bit like egg salad in between two pieces of cake
H: Okay, I think that I am going to try first with just the vanilla and raspberry
H: And then I'm going to try just the lemon, okay
H: Because there's a chance that I could just want them separately
H: And if I don't like the lemon I don't want it to ruin the whole bite, okay?
S: It's a whole thing H: It's a whole thing, so just don't worry about it
H: I'm just gonna take some of that S: I like how delicately you're scooping these up
H: Oh my god S: Yeah?
H: That's the one S: Let me try that?
H: Yep S: No, you do your whole thing
H: Hold on, hold on, I'm doing my ritual, just wait
S: You're doing your ritual? [laughs] H: Just wait
H: Okay, also delicious, now hold on, I'm gonna get both in one bite
H: You want both? S: Well how are you thinking?
H: Oh my god, I could cry
H: Which one, all?
S: I'll do both if you think it's better, yeah
H: Yep, I don't know I'm torn between both and just the raspberry
S: Oooh H: I'm thinking maybe just the raspberry
S: Uh huh, mmmm, uh huh H: Isn't that so good?
S: 10 out of 10 H: Yep
H: See, I wish you hadn't rated every single one of them except for one 10/10
S: They're all just so good, this one is the most 10 out of 10, mmm
H: Do you like it with the lemon? S: Uh huh
H: You do S: But I would like the raspberry by itself
H: I know, try the raspberry by itself
H: [whispers] I don't know S: Oh wow, I like that more
H: I don't think the lemon adds enough to make that... yeah
S: Is that real raspberry or? H: Yeah, real raspberry
S: Mmm H: Yeah, that's our cake, 100%
H: That is so incredibly good
H: Remember that birthday cake I had when I turned 12 that was vanilla
H: With whipped cream and berries and I have been chasing it ever since?
S: Yeah H: That's the closest I've ever gotten
S: And I know that because she's told me about it like ten times
S: In the five years that I've known her H: So you know it was very important to me
H: Okay
S: It sounded like I knew you when you were 12, no, I just heard the story
H: This might be the best day of my life, this is so fun, oh my god
H: Look at the spread that's in front of us
S: Yeah, this is your ideal meal
H: Okay, last one is a vanilla cake with raspberry buttercream
H: It's not fresh raspberry S: Ah
S: Mmm H: Yeah, it tastes a little fake to me
H: Like raspberry flavoring versus that was just like oh my god, it's a raspberry
S: Yeah, 8 out of 10, I would mix that with the fudge
H: Yeah it's a little sweet, mixed with the fudge it would actually be good
S: I love cake
H: Maybe we should get a mini tier for the top that's a chocolate one
S: Uh huh H: Like vanilla cake with chocolate and raspberry
S: For me? H: Yep
S: Aww, yes H: Is that dumb?
S: I'd eat it H: It's probably dumb
H: Oh, oh, oh my god, I wanted to get the mini cakes
H: Remember the mini cakes where you put a flower on top that I showed you?
H: They come in any flavor combination S: Really?
H: So we could get a bunch that are chocolate, a bunch that are vanilla with raspberry and fudge
S: The 8 people that are coming to our wedding are gonna be very fulfilled with desserts
H: That is so true, that is really true
H: Okay yay, that was incredible
S: Yeah, I was worried it would be like factory cake, you know?
H: Yeah, I was not expecting it to be this good, truly
S: It's so good H: That was incredible
H: Every birthday from now on, I'm never buying a store bought cake again
S: To a caterer? H: No, they make birthday cakes
H: That's their thing S: Oh, oh
H: Birthday cakes, wedding cakes, every cake from now on
H: Is just gonna be a sheet cake from them in my raspberry flavor
H: Okay S: [sings]
S: I'm so excited, can I just do my cup? H: Oh yeah, okay
S: Alright, what is this called again? H: I don't know, chocolate pot de creme?
H: Is that what it's called or am I just completely making that up?
H: Let me check before we... S: Oh, come on
H: Yes, chocolate pot de creme and this is strawberries and cream
S: Pot de creme?
H: No, this is a chocolate pot de creme verrine
H: A little glass container of pudding type stuff is called a verrine
H: I googled it because I didn't know what it was
S: What are those little balls on top? H: I don't know
H: They look like little rice crispy type things, I don't know
S: Hmm, I don't want those H: I'm pulling up the spoon
S: Ohhhh H: It's thick
S: Dirty dirty dirty
S: Oh! H: Oooh it suctioned right out
H: Okay this is mostly whipped cream S: You do that, that's all you
H: It's thick, oh Shane S: Ohhh
S: Uh huh H: See that's amazing
H: But I'm done now S: No, period, that's amazing, oh my god
H: I require zero more of that
S: I will eat the rest of that, that is my favorite
S: Oh, heavenly mother, oh my god, can I have another bite?
H: Shall I wipe this off, maybe? Or you're gonna eat the whole thing?
S: Just gimme
S: It is chocolatey, it is soft H: Yeah
S: Mmm H: Can I stow this away for later?
H: We'll move on now?
S: See I loved it, but I had two bites and I'm good
H: I know S: I'm like eh
H: One more than me S: 10 out of 10, amazing
H: Yeah, okay this is the strawberries and cream, I'm excited about this
S: There's real strawberries on that
H: Yeah I'm trying to get a little of the whole thing but it's hard to
H: Okay, you know when we made the strawberry dream?
S: Yeah H: It's a lot like this
S: Yeah? H: Uh huh, here
H: Shane's not great with a small spoon so it comes out barely...
S: [laughs] H: This is a really hard spoon though, it's very deep
H: Do you like that? S: Not really, no, 1 out of 10
H: Are you serious? S: Uh huh
H: One? S: It's like, meh
H: It's natural, it's not fake, it's like very whippy strawberry, light
H: I like it, I would eat that, let me just clean up this spill
S: I want more strawberry in my life H: You want more strawberry?
S: Yeah, like it's too airy, I need more
H: You think it's too much of the cream? Yeah, it could've been tarter
H: Like the raspberry
H: This is so fun, okay, fruit tart, I can't wait any longer
S: Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna try these
H: You'll try a little maybe with a fork of the inside
S: Maybe
S: Can I have your raspberry? H: No, like actually no
S: [laughs] H: You can have half of it
H: Oh my god S: It almost exploded out the back
S: My raspberry! Aww H: I said half of it
S: I thought you ate all of it
H: Oh my god S: Is it good?
H: Uh huh, okay here you go, you get all of this
H: You have to try a little bit of each S: The raspberry and cream?
H: Yeah S: No, I don't want the--
H: The crust is soft S: Oh, wait it's gonna fall
H: No it's not, here you go
S: Uh huh H: Right? And you can chew the outside
S: Uh huh, I love raspberries H: Uh huh
H: That is a really really good fruit tart, shall we do the key lime pie?
S: Uh huh, oh no we only have 2 more to try
H: I know, key lime pie and then cake pop
H: Let's start with mini key lime pie, it's so cute
S: And the verdict is, thumbs up or thumbs down?
S: Thumbs up H: Uh huh
H: We've been having a lot of key lime pies recently
S: We have H: And this is a very good one
H: It's very tart, I'm surprised S: Can I try just the inside?
H: Yeah S: On my dirty dirty fork
S: Mmm H: Good, everything you want in a key lime pie
S: Yeah H: Perfect
S: I like a nice tart key lime pie, uh huh H: I'm just eyeing the cake pop
H: I'll let you finish S: Go ahead, I don't want to eat that one
H: This is the one I'm least sure we're actually gonna have
H: I don't know if we need cake pops S: Uh huh
H: Smells good, okay, I'm not really sure how to eat this, just bite?
S: Yeah, I don't know
H: I'm eating it like a corn on the cob
H: Oh, the inside is brown S: What the?
H: I was not expecting that color S: It's funfetti, right? Inside?
H: Uh huh, the texture reminds me of cookie dough
S: It looks like cookie dough H: Uh huh, really sweet
S: Can I smell the inside? H: Yeah
S: Yeah that's not like cake H: It's so soft
S: Smells amazing
H: Yeah, you should try it S: No thank you
H: You should try it, it's really soft S: Alright
H: You should try a little bit of it, just a sliver
S: I don't like white chocolate H: Is that white chocolate?
S: I assume
H: Maybe that's what I'm tasting that's really sweet
S: Oh yeah H: It's really good
S: It's not cake on the inside, well it is but it's very dense
H: Very dense, not like any of the other cakes, it's interesting
S: I like it, I'd never eat it H: I know
S: One out of ten H: I like it, one out of ten?
H: Wow, that was so good, and we have so much left over, more in the fridge
S: We have so much, yum H: This is amazing
H: This is my favorite part of wedding planning so far
H: Oooh this is gonna be fun
S: I hope that some of our wedding attendees are watching right now
S: And they're like oh, I can't wait H: I know, I know, yeah I can't wait
S: Come hungry, if you're coming to our wedding
H: Yeah, uh huh
S: Alright, let's go eat more, they don't need to watch
S: But we're gonna sit here and eat more H: Uh huh
S: Hope you enjoyed it, see you soon H: Bye
H: Look how I'm sitting with my hands S: Praying
S: Time for the mother in law test H: [laughs]
L: Mmm, so good, oh my god
L: That is my clearcut favorite right now H: [laughs] You've only tried two
L: I've only had two, well S: That was my top favorite of all of them
L: Really? S: Yeah
L: Oh, good H: Not mine
L: Does it stand a chance of getting it? H: Probably not
S: Try Hannah's favorite L: Which one is that? This one?
S: That one
H: But my problem is, I think I'm gonna cut the lemon, only do the vanilla with fresh raspberries
L: Okay, so just don't do the lemon? H: Yeah, just take some of that
L: Can I take this whole piece then? H: Yeah
S: And I tried to dip it in chocolate but she won't let me
L: Oh, that's delicious H: Right?
L: That's very good, but I still like the chocolate vanilla, but that is delicious
S: [laughs] Alright maybe Liz and I can take over this cake thing
L: Yeah, thanks Hannah H: Oh my god
L: Bye, we'll do this S: We'll outvote you
H: You are making an abomination of our tasting, what is that?
S: Liz has gone rogue L: That's perfection
H: [laughs] L: That is the buttercream from there
L: On the vanilla cake over there H: Wow
L: Perfection S: You should be a dessert caterer
L: Oh, no, I would be a taster All: [laugh]
L: I just want to be the taster
H: This is your best day ever also L: It is
H: I know
S: Now I know where Hannah gets her sweet tooth from
H: I know L: Oh, I think we knew that
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