Oohh whats that number
what does it mean bro?
we could all have herpes right now bro..
*Help me Help you song*
*Laughs at himself*
are you rolling brendon?
ayoo good morning logang, whats popping
todays the day brendon
its the day bruh he is talking about
the STD results
The std results came back
you nervous?
*figuring it out* Yah
yo, you know why? the day we got it
i was like, i'm chilling bro could you gimme a pillow to snooze on...
sh*t joke anyway i was not nervous
Now that its the day I'm like bruh who knows
STD- Sexually transmitted diseases
they are no beuno basically you get them by just being
'a dirty hoe'
its a goofy one today guy if you could probably tell by now
but ya the other day we got checked
FlashBack
*convo between nurse and Logan *
yeah I was rockin the merch
M-Made sure the nurse knew that
Yeah she actually ended up buying some she was quite the Maverick
SPEAKIN OF THAT BRO!
I woke up today hey I woke up everyday
And I said the following!
I threw up the "M" (Maverick) I raise it to the roof and I say "How can I change the world today?"
because that is what we do that's goal every single day trying to change the world somehow
that is the Maverick Spirit it's why I spent a lot of money making custom necklace out of diamond
You all go get the merch LOGANPAUL.COM/SHOP link in description and get I mean get it
It's not a movement it's a revolution
So hop on the train or get the F*** out of the way
Anyways yeah the results are back
My man are you nervous
No you're dead okay good
were like ah lets see if Evan's nervous
Hola komonsa she said quinishi-wa she said
get the F*** out and I said now I will let and on my way out bro your STD results are back you nervous bro
You should be nervous
I am a virgin bro
*Rape/Smash Face*
That's a lie
seems about right
Maverick come Maverick come, come at least I have one pet that likes me hi Kong come here baby that's my boi
oh wow what am I doing bro
LYDIA AWWW they both love me NO!!! this your fault
We are going to have a talk Kong is it something I said or what is going on
*awkward silence*
Good stuff
I know for a fact my day with Maverick goes hey baby
So yeah um huh
Oh hi Maverick
Oh my god heh heh
I gave him a logo name a brand after him and this what I get bro
I just want to be a good dad and role model at least I know the Logang loves me right guys hey no come Brendan
Logang , Logang come on guys it's a joke
TEN MINUTES LATER
are you guys both plotting about how you are going to kill me because that's what it looks like
Oh S*** oh oh F****** Jesus Christ
Alright Brendan I have to go to a business meeting with manager Jeff so for the next hour or so you can take a nap
whatever you wanna do
I am not invited
It's not that you are not invited your just like you can't come
I get it
Alright selfie cam GO
Ay selfie alright bye Brendan I do love bro you I will see you later
Alright I am about hop into this Uber the doors are locked I am embarrassed there's people chasing me
What what sup can I take a picture for my son you have a son! he is gonna lose his mind hopefully not lose his mind like me
you don't want him to turn into me okay that's mean
what's going on
I'm good just trying to educate moms to educate their sons about sex
Oi!! BOOM and just like that we're back home
I plan on vlogging with manager Jeff but then we got caught up in the conversation business stuff bro changing the world "Denting the Universe"
Ya Brenden's inside and I just want to point out I was looking around I'm a hungry boy, hungry boy I'm freaking we don't have snacks
You know it is a sad day when your only snack is seaweed
I am like what the F*** bro
Are you good bro
I am not going to lie I miss selfie vlogging
I can do flicks I control the camera I do fun dab dab dab
I am going to do this more but maybe probably on a bigger camera so I dont have to switch across Brendan and this Oh NOOOOO!!! My seaweed!!! NO LIDIA!!!!
No Brendan, Brendan my seaweed Lydia, Lydia help , my weed from the sea though
Nooo they got on Kong bed thing grass
Kong help us pick up the oh no you no help
Why is this F****** dog perfect why does he know when he is on camera and what jokes to make
Why do you like throwing seaweed
It is not me wait watch out it is that F******* wind
Alright I will help you Lidia
Come here seaweed oh now you come to help yeah you take your seaweed to the box you are a son of a B**** Kong
Why is my dog funnier than me bro
I remember when I was first got Kong I was like this this is so dumb I don't have any time for myself even a girlfriend but I got a dog
Okay thanks Brendon
But boy was I right with the dog
Back to Brendan's camera hey wind, hey wind you listen to me you son of a B**** you can take all the seaweed you want I got seaweed all day Whoooh!!!!
Why do we have this much seaweed Lidia
What is up with our snack situation
You guys always want to eat out
So we don't have anything
THAT'S A PROBLEM LIDIA
Brendan I know you want snacks
Always
I have asked you guys
When did you ask
I have asked like a long time ago if you guys want to eat
I remember this question being asked
OH MY GOD
Apparently we need groceries
We are up for a lot of smoothies a lot of smoothies
Can I go grocery shopping I love grocery shopping?
really? yeah I love grocery yes please
Trade him in for snacks trade him????
yeah because we could probably get a lot of snacks Kong is worth a lot of money
so just go to Trader Joes and be like
Why do you think they call it Traders Joes
Yo Brendan look point the camera out there yo it's dark
Between that cut I went to business meetings UHHH can't you see all I want to do is smash
UHHH yes honey yes Evan is still in his room bro this kid is a gamer
Also I think this is why I have my energy today cause I just get in these meetings vmmmmm I do high kicks uhh
F*** this
Oh my god bro he is asleep
Evan has the dopest butt ever
Bro this is a bubble butt
It's like 8 p.m. bro
Oh S***
There is seaweed everywhere seaweed everywhere
Evan what are you doing wake up we got to find out if we have STD's and also I don't know how to tell you this but there is seaweed on all over your bed bro
That is just a hassle look at all that seaweed
Oh S*** OWWW, yo there is seaweed everywhere
I'm pissing on your bed
No no but it is seaweed it is seaweed
Evan it is seaweed bro I didn't know I know seaweed sucks but I didn't know it was gonna like get everywhere
NOOO AHHHH bro you can't pee on my bed for two reasons one I sleep here two because YouTube will age restrict this video
It's Greg Paul's Vlog dad hi what's up what is going on wait hold up what the F*** are you wearing damn dude that's solid what are you wearing
You didn't give me any merch bro
You could just go to LOGANPAUL.COM/SHOP
I feel like I can dent the universe right now you that is a fact
Lydia can you follow me I feel like I am not gonna like what I'm about to see SEAWEED
Do you see the seaweed like why cuz I know Evan doesn't eat seaweed so I know it is from you
No more diamonds for you what did I do I didn't know the seaweed was going to freaking sputter like dandelions
You had more clothes laying around than seaweed you have more F****** furniture
because you are F****** poor *instant regret*
this is getting weird yo what is this vlog dad come here uh we got STD checked
Oh Jesus
Yeah and we have the results and what do you have how many things
That's F***** up
No we haven't checked yet
We said Brendan Evan and I we made a pact that we were just going to share the results no matter what probably wasn't a good idea huh
Nah bro I'm confident I am (or am I)
What are you doing bro we are.. to see if we got STD's
So I have more clothes on the floor yeah you got clothes on the floor yeah you might want to check that out
Oh my god oh my god
I think you got more clothes on the floor on the floor now
I can just he took the sheets of the bed
I wish we had a camera in here that just like watched Evan just temper tantrum my room the good news is he didn't spill the milk so that is you Son of a B**** stop stop stop
I'm the one who is always cleaning up ur mess (poor Lydia) and you guys are like Oh i'm going to do this to your bed oh Lydia I made a huge mess for u to clean up
You can F****** suck that with your mouth I am not cleaning that up
Many more practical ways to clean the milk up
why would you suck it up with your mouth I don't know that's just weird you're my boy though
things I need long paper towels and more subscribers make sure to join the Logang
Here is your dog thanks man drink the milk good for your bones
This is no small thing this could mean drugs by drugs I mean medicine
OOWW stop
We made this a big deal we put it on the giant TV 90 inches of STD's
What's next for Evan
Well lets find out
Test result OHHHH what does it mean Chlamydia Amplified P robe Negative Oh your negative alright Evan
Yo Yo you are negative for Gonarrhea and RPR(STD) non reactive
What the F*** does that mean
Oh 0.06 my man
What does it mean bro it says the standard range is less then 0.90
Does Evan have herpes
Probably not right whoever has the highest number is the on that has herpes
Nice yeah I'm gonna go next Brendan OHHH Yeah baby
the triple negative you have more herpes than I do
Why do I have 0.32 oh what does that mean
That doesn't mean you have more herpes because you're taller and weigh more you gonna have more of the 0.0326
What's next for Brendan
Why do you go crazy when I go
because you look best looking Brendan
that's true that's a fact
and he likes warm milk and he likes warm milk
what we got negative negative negative Whooh what that number
What does it mean okay wait listin
I'm negative you it's standard range less than 0.90
Brendan is a 0.44 right now we could all have herpes bro
Like a little bit
like Evan has the littlest bit and then me then you
or like I don't know
I literally actually bro want to make a call and see what that means
this vlog is gonna take a pause right here
Tomorrow morning we will call the centre pick up the vlog upload the vlog since everything right now is closed and that will be the vlog so yah
Looks like we are going to sleep not knowing great cause it's gonna be a fun night
Okay tomorrow morning got to sleep
Oh my god best transition of 2017 I have ever known
I can't wait anymore Lydia make the call
Hi there I brought my 3 kids in there to get STD tested
And um..all 3 of them have
a point (.) something herpes
and we just wanted to um..
Figure out what exactly that means
everyone has a certain amount of antibodies in their system
that can show up as a number on the test
so physically for herpes it doesn't say
positive or negative it just has like a scale so if
results are over 1.10
that's considered a positive
but if its way below
1.10 that's considered a negative
If anything was abnormal we would have called first
like if anything came back positive we would've called
oh ok awesome Thank you so much
Their gonna be so happy
*Fistbumps*
So its official we're clean
I think you should do this annually once a year
you guys get together and retest
not-not just us everyone should this is like a good thing to do
so that's good okay! freaking fun vlog
weird vlog lets side up dude
AYYY logang that's the vlog I also wanna just point out my girll(aww!) Lydia brought the snack
*punching snacks*
its always fun when u do this cuz like I'm starting tomorrows vlog
In like 30 minutes
Anyways thank you for watchin guys
if ur not part of the logang you all know what to do hit that subscribe button bro
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if you've not yet got the maverick merch DENT THE UNIVERSE
LOGANPAUL.COM/SHOP or Link In The Description
The Hottest , Softest most Comfortable merch in the game is that a fact ofcourse its a fact
I love you all and ill see you tomorrow take it easy fam PEACE!