Eagle and super dive
oh my God Betty you're a ghost too[-]
Top of the morning to you laddies. My name is jacksepticeye
Welcome back to ghost 3. I mean skate 3 where everything just seems to be a ghost of this game, so it keeps disappearing
Now, Betty?
How are we gonna get you down [from] here?
Majestic Eagle Sasquatch
that's how uh
Hit-the truck hit the truck hit the truck [ah]
so close
Pick up the board Betty Betty pick up the board
betty
betty betty pick it up
betty pick it up
ready pick it up
You suck betty use the force
there we go. ok get ready to Hippie Jump Betty go
God [damnit] and again
Why
can't you do it [I]?
blame you everything's your fault [ah]
Betty you merged with the [pole]
Take me away [mister] car
man. I want to go far far away
oh god, too fast too fast ah
pole
And hippie jump oh my God. She almost did it
There is a way do it again Betty what ah that's not it ah?
ahhh my leg
this is the one [ah]
My ass Betty is cause you're so fat
[ok] smaller care here. We go ah
ankle] ah
Vagina is it this is the one [oh], maybe not
Screw that it's time to own the spot. Oh
Yeah, good job Betty sit on the spot. Not look like a stupid
Look like a stupid betty 600 off this little thing how the hell [ah] betty kiss pavement. [oh]
Come on. That was awesome. [that] doesn't count ah?
Wall this is it. This is the one [oh] I can feel it
Yeah, I knew it. We believed in the heart of myself not the carriage this time Kurt suck
You lizard king what you got man. I will miss your shit up
Okay, I don't know what we're doing
Watch me go son what?
Okay, that's not one of the gaps
There you go betty there's one
[two] I am awesome
[ Betty, you know what I said speed is key. Maybe not for you. You're too fat
out of my way, bitch
Okay, nice, and easy does it betty nice and easy does it?
Yeah, buddy. Yeah
last one
[whoa]
No
Betty, why can't you do back flips [when] I want you to?
Yeah, Betty
Yeah, we won, Raise the Roof Betty whoop
Whoop-Whoop-whoop Betty since you did so good. I think it's time for a makeover
Ladies and gentlemen say hello to the new and improved Betty she went and got plastic surgery
[like] a lot of plastic surgery [she's] not the mess. She once was maybe now you might be [a] little more aerodynamic. [oh]
This is Gonna be so good time for mega Ramp tricks
here we go [ah]
you bitch Betty
Yeah, Betty
Dude do you think you can stay in the lead? [I] am going to own your ass
Yeah, that's what's up
Watch watch [these] sick tricks brah. Oh. Yeah, betty bust some move it's cuz she's aerodynamic no she doesn't have that ass weighing her down
Okay
I'm Gonna teach you girls a thing or two
dude
Get out of my way, you fucks
how am I Supposed to pull off tricks if you guys keep running into me
It sucked
Never try to pull off some sick tricks fucking people ran into me look
Still on top. That's what Betty does
What's that first place? ow yeah!
Watch this I don't [even] have to push anything. Just jump onto this and all of a sudden. She starts moving on her own
What's up with that? I'm not even doing anything
[oh], hey, girl, you think you can steal my man you come up in my house sleep in my bed no bitch now, bitch
Antonio is my man you got that
Yeah, taste my fudge. Why what you got bitch what you got? Oh my gosh, she's got a taser
what a whore
Yeah, judo kick your ass all the boys are looking time to look cool. Oh
Yeah, I'm gonna be single forever
ha ha look at that guy's just falling at my feet for me a
New Challenge is coming to me over the power of the internet. It's time to coffin over jaws here. Let's go Etzio
[okay], let's do it. Easy. Easy. Does [it] betty easy does it?
Here we go. Now coffin
yeah, oh crap ah
again Betty you have another try
ahh that's not gonna work up
Okay, the key is to go slow at the start here, then you get maximum speed out of this ramp then you do this what?
And you don't make it you just break [your] ass again
this is it, this is the one
that was the worst one
That's not even close
You didn't even coffin
Go Betty I'm Gonna chill out here for a while. What up we got [finned]
This counts that counts. [we] did it shut up
I'm just gonna Lie [down] here in the grass soak up the sunshine just have a nice little picnic out here in the forest
Super Ultra Mega park time let's see if we can [do] a miracle whip
I did oh
That's a bad move I scrapped all my face
Geronimo [oh] that looks so painful let's [try] [it] again. That was fun. I
aw Dude, you messed me up
here we go
plonk
backwards [oh]
Miracle Whip is awesome. Oh
I
Flipped ha ha ha okay. I have a plan okay
My mission is to land in one of these surely I can land in at least one of them
Place a little rampy [ramp] here, and we should be good to go first try Betty first try you didn't even bail
Here we go trolleys here I come. I'm not gonna make it, not gonna make it. ahhh so close[ah]
so close
What the fuck was that?
ok round two Betty you suck. Oh
[oh]
Oh My God I've been trying for 20 minutes. This is it betty this is it if you don't make it. I [don't] care anymore [ah]
Here we go
Yeah
Yeah, I did it. I landed in it. Yeah, suck on that, bitch
That's it oh I can rest easy now. I don't need to do it anymore. Oh
Such a relief the bossness is with me. Thank you bossness
but thank you guys so much for watching this video
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