“Robert Pattinson is the new Batman!”
Yeah, yeah we all know that already!
But is it only me who has mixed feelings about it?
There’s definitely something really wrong here.
Cuz he is certainly SUPER strange?
I mean he literally said he’d love to work in Burger King!
Really?
You’re a multimillionaire celebrity, man!
It’s Jason and you definitely don’t wanna miss this video because Pattinson deserves
an Oscar for being the weirdest man in Hollywood!
Twitter was torn in two halves after the announcement of the new Batman.
Some fans say Pattinson is the worst candidate for this role, others are quite thrilled about
it.
When I heard rumors about Robert being considered as the next Batman, I thought it was a joke!
And not in a bad way, I’m just not sure how I feel about it!
I’ve seen him in Twilight and Harry Potter and it was quite a decent play but I decided
to dig deeper … And I think I’ve opened a Pandora’s box!
Now I invite you in the journey through the Robert Pattinson Weirdland!
Don’t forget to fasten your seatbelt!
If, as usual, you are expecting facts about his childhood and career, you got the wrong
video, we have another one about it.
Here, I wanna introduce you to a different side of Robert, the one that has a rapper
name “Big Tub”!
Yeah, you heard me right!
It was his childhood dream - to conquer the stage as a rapper.
Wow, I honestly can’t imagine him rapping… as well as playing Batman after all!
It also appeared that his self-pronounced stage name came from his insecurity about
his weight.
And if you think he’s over it now, you’re wrong!
The actor is still self-conscious and even once said that he was excited about being
sick because it’d make him skinnier!
Uhhh, excuse me?
Two options here: whether he was joking or he actually needs HELP…
You want some more stories from Pattinson’s childhood?
Here you go!
When he moved to LA, his first friends were call-girls and he knew each and every one
of them who worked on his street doing, you know what!
Ha, nice networking skills, Rob!
I bet now you could get some discount as an old friend of theirs!
I bet Jimmy Kimmel knows what I’m talking about since he witnessed Pattinson’s craziness
in action.
Check this out, the actor was so disappointed with his poor choice of socks that he tried
to hide them during the night talk with Jimmy.
Are those some new yoga poses?
Wow, he was trying so hard!
And what about the other time Rob read the whole lecture to the host about his, quote
“extraordinarily heavy saliva”...
How high is he?
I swear, the guy must keep a huge bong somewhere in his dressing room for every interview he
does!
And don’t get me started on the time when he was trying to explain how he didn’t have
the slightest idea where all his belongings are!
What about the time when he was talking complete nonsense when receiving awards!
No no, just thanking your beloved for support wasn’t nearly enough for the Twilight star!
He thanked his parents for conceiving him!
Well, excellent job there, Mr. and Mrs. Pattinson, we’ll never forget your contribution to
American cinema!
And this statement was the least crazy!
Let’s say there was some phrases which included ripping heads off, conceiving a child and
lovemaking…
But here the actor looked more like being drunk than high.
Probably, it’s his way of dealing with stress.
Like smoking a bit before an interview, when he can sit and relax, and drinking before
receiving an award as it’s easy to hide a flask in a pocket!
I mean, look at this guy, sometimes he doesn’t even know what’s going on!
One thing is for sure - he confessed he doesn’t smoke crack in public…
ANYMORE!
Rob said it was the biggest change in his life.
No credit for parents, this time it’s completely his own achievement!
I’m so proud of you ma boy!
But you still need to work on your addictions to alcohol and that thing you buy from Snoop
Dogg!
And no more Burger King!
Can you believe this guy loves it so much he wants to work there?!
You maybe wonder what else is at the top of Rob Pattinson’s bucket list?
No, not becoming the next Batman…
His wish is to become a woman for one day because… he wants to have boobzzzz ! Hmm,
I actually begin rooting for this guy!
He’s not ashamed of anything!
Not even of talking about erotic scenes all in detail!
Oh, sorry, I forgot his biggest shame of ridiculous socks!
(We all have fears, my friend, even Robert Pattinson who always seems high and relaxed…
I swear, there are so many things about this actor that you’d drop your jaw hearing but
it literally needs to go to another video because there’s too much of weirdness for
only one!
What do you think about Robert Pattinson now?
Isn’t he the strangest Hollywood actor ever?
Would you like to hear more weird facts about this actor?
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