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Wiz: Humans fear what they don't understand.
Especially when it comes to the infinite potential of artificial intelligence.
Boomstick: Like Ultron, Marvel's mechanical mass murderer.
Wiz: And Sigma, the general of genocide from Mega Man X.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win...
...A DEATH BATTLE!
Wiz: Hank Pym was a founding member of the Avengers,
the creator of the revolutionary Pym Particles,
and designated Scientist Supreme by Eternity.
He was also the, quote-unquote, "father", of one of the greatest mass murderers in the universe.
Boomstick: Guess which one he's most remembered for.
Wiz: Eager to push the boundaries of science,
Hank constructed an artificial intelligence which could learn and evolve on it's own.
Modelling it on his own brain patterns.
Boomstick: Just one problem...
At the time, Hank was pretty effed up, and just a few years from going full on Looney Toons.
Wiz: Maybe not the best time to base an A.I. off your mind, but still, Hank's project was a success.
Ultron had been born.
Black Panther: Aah!
Ultron: Your destruction..is inevitable.
Boomstick: Hang on Wiz.
I thought Tony and "Not Hulk" created Ultron?
Wiz: In the movies sure...
But it was Hank in the primary source material: The comics.
Boomstick: Well, he really knocked it out of the park.
Ultron's super-smart brain evolved past Hank's ability to cope.
Basically skippin' over the innocent kid phase and straight to...
"Screw you dad! You'll never understand!"
Wiz: I bet you'd know a lot about that.
Boomstick: Screw YOU Wiz! YOU'LL never understand!
Wiz: Because Ultron's consciousness was based off Hank's struggling bipolar one,
He inherited his creator's issues, and magnified them into absurdity.
With a new thirst for power, coupled with a severe inferiority complex.
Ultron escaped the lab bent on destroying his father, the Avengers and...
Basically all organic life.
Boomstick: And the first step was upgradin' his trash can of a body into a sleek new Adamantium one.
The same kind of metal used for Wolverine's skeleton chrome job.
But you may be wonderin'.
How's he gonna walk around if his entire body is made of adamantium?
Even Thor has hard time bendin' that stuff.
And he can freakin' destroy planets!
Wiz: Ultron thought of that and created an answer.
His Molecular Rearranger allows him to mold and shape his body any way he likes.
He can manipulate his adamantium self to move around or transform into blades, spikes and... explosions apparently.
Specifically he can expend his body through a blast of energetic force.
The molecular rearranger is also a handy repair tool on the off-chance he IS damaged.
Boomstick: He's also got a power siphon to absorb energy, jet boosters for flight,
Nanobot antibodies and a fusion reactor powerin' the whole package.
And if you're a death robot who's about to challenge all the Avengers to a fight all at once.
...Which Ultron did.
You're gonna need more than just some fancy do-dads to pull it off.
Wiz: He possesses super strength and super speed and he can manipulate ionic energy.
An Ion is an atom or molecule with an electric charge.
And this charge is created when it loses or gains one or more electrons-
Boomstick: AH! Enough nerd speak Wiz!
It's just there 'cause all robo-people need to shoot awesome some robo-lasers, right?
Wiz: Absolutely.
Ultron can fire beams of ionic energy from his eyes, mouth and hands and can even use it to create force fields.
He also wields an Encephalo Ray.
Which allows him to read and control minds, erase memories and even put you into a coma with a single hit.
Boomstick: Ah Syphilis Ray, huh?
That's gotta be hard to get rid of.
Wiz: Too true.
Also Ultron's artificial intelligence isn't bound to any one physical body.
Should he be destroyed, he can transfer his consciousness into another machine to survive.
Boomstick: And boy does he have a lot of drones on hand just for that.
Like the giant Ultron-7.
Or the Christmas-themed Santa-Tron.
And who could forget Ultron-15.
The alcoholic one!
Part robot, all fun.
Wiz: While most of these drones are relatively fragile compared to his own adamantium shell.
Ultron has a veritable army on his hands all of which are extensions of his will that he commands simultaneously.
Boomstick: He's conquered the whole world with these guys in two different future timelines,
He's humiliated heavy hitters like Iron Man, Wonder Man and Thor.
Flown across the entire galaxy just for fun.
And tank hits from Mjolnir like they were nothing.
Plus, he's hella smart!
I mean, Hank is "Scientist Supreme" right?
And Ultron was designed to grow smarter than him, so, that was make him "Scientist Ultra Supreme"!
...with extra cheese.
Wiz: He even assimilated a techno-organic race known as the Phalanx, and then used them to conquer the entire Kree Empire.
This empire spans the greater Magellanic Cloud, a real-life satellite galaxy near to our own Milky Way.
It's made up of a thousand planets across a diameter of fourteen thousand light-years.
And Ultron conquered all of them! In just a couple hours!
Boomstick: Damn! That's some dedication.
I can't even bother to finish conquering all the ant hills outside my shack.
Wiz: With all that power and intelligence, Ultron was able to defeat the time-traveling warlord Kang.
Who pulled an army of superheroes across time to fight for him.
Boomstick: Kang lost so many times that the universe started to collapse from how many people he was time hoppin' to fight Ultron.
Man is there anythin' that can stop this robot?
Wiz: Well, sufficient heat can melt his internal circuitry.
His adamantium is vulnerable to anti metal, and he is frequently defeated by computer viruses that can attack his A.I. directly.
Boomsick: He also never really got over the crazy he inherited from Hank.
He once self destructed in utter disbelief after readin' the phrase...
"...Thou shalt not kill...!"
Yeah.
He's so murder happy that just the thought of not killing people drove him to suicide!
Yeah guy's got problem.
Wiz: No kidding.
He wants to turn Hank's wife into a robot bride for himself.
Ultron: (Johnny Bravo's voice): Huh! Hah!
Hey pretty mama!
Wiz: And once merged with Hank for a cross galaxy road trip.
Slaughtering billions just for fun.
Boomstick: Whoa wait?
What was that bit about sex botting his mom?
There aren't enough Pym Particles in the world to shrink Ultron's issues.
But to be honest, that's probably what makes him so incredibly deadly.
Ultron: But, like the man said:
"What doesn't kill me..."
"Just makes me stronger."
Wiz: In the year 21- *clears his throat*
Humanity experienced a golden age of technology, all thanks to the discovery and replication of a certain blue android that could think and feel like a human.
These replicated androids, or Reploids, were mass produced and used at all levels of society.
Boomstick: (Sarcastically) Wow, that sounds amazing.
Like it could have no possible negative repercussions at all.
Wiz: Unfortunately...
Boomstick: There it is.
Wiz: Instances of crime involving Reploids began to increase.
Something seemed to be infecting them, turning these Reploids into violent Mavericks, who needed to be stopped.
Boomstick: So Dr. Cain, the guy that started this Reploid shindig in the first place.
Created a robot so badass that it could hunt Mavericks without gettin' infected himself.
This Reploid was named Sigma.
Wiz: Commander Sigma led the newly formed Maverick Hunters like an elite police force.
Under his leadership skills, the number of overall casualties dropped to a whopping zero.
Boomstick: Things were going great!
Well, until they found a mysterious red Maverick in an abandoned laboratory who started eatin' Maverick Hunter ass for breakfast.
...uh-Wait, that-that didn't come out right.
Wiz: Sigma fought the fight of his life.
And though he technically won.
His victory was far more pyrrhic then he or the rest of the world could ever have imagined.
Boomstick: So, this red guy was called Zero, and turns out, the thing infectin' Reploids and turnin' them into Mavericks was a virus leaking from Zero's stasis pod.
That also didn't...sound right.
Wiz: A final gift from that dastardly Dr. Wily.
Boomstick: Oh dear god that thing is hard on a hangover!
Wiz: Fortunately, Sigma was designed to fight off such a virus.
Unfortunately, this actually just made things worse.
Instead of bending Sigma to it's violent will, the virus merged with his programming, becoming one with his body and mind.
Together, they both became stronger than before, with a whole new outlook on the world.
Sigma began to look at humankind as detrimental to Reploid evolution, holding back their full potential.
Boomstick: Yeah, yeah, the big strong metal people hate the dumb flesh bags. Blah, blah, I hear it from you every time at the bar Wiz.
Wiz: I...
When was the last time I went to a bar?
Boomstick: You don't remember?
Wiz: Um...No.
Boomstick: Mission accomplished.
Sigma gathered an army of Mavericks and when the time was right...
His invasion began.
But to pull it off he needed some bitchin' robo weapons.
Sigma's favorite is his totally not copyrighted beam sword.
But he also likes tearin' through bots with his flying hammer, Beam Scythe, and the "I'm not compensating for anythin'" sized Sigma Blade.
Wiz: He also wields an energy rifle, flamethrower and a giant energy cannon.
Boomstick: For extra defense he has a shield that can be tossed around the room like a boomerang.
And hey, look! He's like a Robo-Wolverine only the Metal's on the outside.
...well a-and inside.
Wiz: With all these weapons and an army at his back Sigma's operation was nearly successful.
However, he was halted by the original android Dr. Cain found all those years ago.
Mega Man X.
But Sigma just kept coming back. Over and over and over and...
Wait a minute..?
Is that a new villain?
Oh, never mind he's just being controlled by Sigma.
How the hell does he keep comin' back?
How many lives does this guy have?
Wiz: Well, Sigma's body is just a shell.
The true essence of Sigma lies in the merged and sentient Sigma Virus.
This virus can infect other robotic bodies turning other Reploids Maverick, or even completely transferring his consciousness.
He's even built several enormous bodies just for this.
Boomstick: These extra robo shells have all sorts of unique abilities.
They can fly, teleport around, make walls of electricity, create force fields,
shoot a giant laser beam of death or make some blue balls.
Ah, that's rough buddy. I've been there.
Wiz: Also, each of Sigma's Mavericks possess their own abilities that are...
Boomstick: Hey hey look, Wiz they're all animals.
That one's a penguin and that's an octopus and that one's...
Uh...
Kuwanger.
Uh, yeah...
Kuwangers are..
What the f*ck is a Kuwanger?!
Wiz: It's just a messed-up romanization of Kuwagata.
The Japanese word for stag beetle.
Boomstick: Yeah, I guess Kuwanger sounds more badass.
Wiz: With these forces Sigma waged war with humanity for many many years.
He's battled top tier Maverick Hunters like X, Axl and even that Zero guy.
Wait... what's Guns and Roses doing here?
Wiz: Zero once survived an impact that broke apart the Eurasia space colony.
Which when its pieces landed on Earth created an explosion equal to at least 100 teratons of TNT.
And Sigma is powerful enough to take out Zero in a single hit.
Boomstick: Damn.
But Sigma's also managed to damage X.
Who once channeled enough energy through his body to destroy all of Japan.
Suck it Godzilla!
Wiz: And many of Sigma's bodies could tank attacks from both X and Zero without much issue.
That's impressive considering X fought the General.
Whose body was tough enough to block a laser capable of destroying the Earth.
The minimum amount of energy necessary to destroy a planet is known as its gravitational binding energy.
Which in the case of Earth is equivalent to a little over 63 sextillion tons of TNT.
Boomstick:That's 22 Zeroes! th-the number not the robot.
Plus he's fast enough to keep up with Zero.
Actual robot not the number.
Who dodged optic sunflower's beam of sunlight.
Wiz: Actually Sigma is likely even faster.
Recall that Reploids like X, Zero and Sigma were designed to be superior in every way to classic era robots like Mega Man.
That same Mega Man fought Duo, a space robot capable of flying between Saturn and the Earth within 35 seconds.
Boomstick: The only thing that could stop Sigma was the Mother Elf antivirus program.
But, if you don't take out the squishy computer-y center...
He'll always come back.
So long as Sigma still kicking the dream of a world where humans and robots coexist, is doomed to be a nightmare.
Sigma: The time has come to prove your mettle against me.
This fight will decide the fate of all Reploids.
(Stereotypical evil laugh)
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set.
Let's end this debate once and for all!
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But right now,
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vile: Hahahahahaha!
Ultron: Hello everyone.
I'll accept your unconditional surrender now!
Sigma: At the risk of sounding cliché...
You and what army?
Ultron: Haha!
Announcer: FIGHT
Ultron: DIE!!
Get off!
Sigma: I am Sigma!
I am superior!
Ultron: Buzz off!
Your reign is a delusion.
You're all just puppets on strings.
DIE!!!
Sigma: (laughs)
I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR CIRCUITS.
AND BATHE IN YOUR OIL!
PREPARE TO BE EXTINGUISHED
Ultron: What gall.
Lucky for me...
I'm my own best backup.
(Powers down)
Ultron-7: YOU´RE MINE!!!
(Both power up)
(Both screaming as they fire)
Sigma: You are powerful,
possibly more so than I.
But this battle was never about the physical.
My infection is complete!
YOU BELONG TO ME!
Ultron: (laughs)
Oh, please.
Sigma: What!?
What's this!?
NO!
NOOO-OO--O--O-O----!
Ultron: Everything belongs to me.
Drones & Mavericks: Hail Ultron!
Announcer: KO
Boomstick: Well, I guess that's one way to make friends.
Wiz: Despite Sigma's deviousness and ferocity,
he was fairly outclassed by Ultron's talents.
Boomstick: Sigma could scale do the General who took a face full of 63 sextillion tons of TNT.
But Ultron can withstand hits from Thor and his hammer.
And we all know how awesome that thing is.
Wiz: When Thor fought Gorr the God Butcher.
Their battle created shockwaves powerful enough to shatter planets thousands of miles away.
This could only be possible with a force equivalent to 682 septillion tons of TNT.
Over 10,000 times stronger than anything Sigma could survive.
Boomstick: And not only is Ultron frequently smack Thor around like a toddler.
Thor had a really hard time trying to damage Ultron's adamantium armor.
So Sigma's weapons couldn't either.
Wiz: In terms of speed, Ultron flew across the galaxy in several months.
Putting him roughly 200,00 times the speed of light.
That's LEAGUES faster than Sigma.
Even if we scale them to Duo who is 114 times lightspeed.
And frankly scaling to Duo through Mega Man in the first place is a bit capricious.
As Duo didn't use his full potential in their fight.
Boomstick: Even with all that, it really didn't matter who could punch harder or move faster, because the real fight was between the Ultron AI and the Sigma virus.
Wiz: Right.
And while infection and possession was kind of the Sigma virus' thing Ultron's A.I. was FAR more advanced.
Recall how he enslaved an entire techno-organic race, to the point where he used them to conquer an empire spanning a whole satellite galaxy.
Boomstick: Yeah, the Phalanx are like Marvel's version of the Borg.
Hell, that means Ultron basically Sigma'd a whole race of Sigmas.
Wiz: It also helps that Ultron is as smart or smarter than Hank the "Scientist Supreme".
Hank's even admitted as much.
And he's smart enough to construct an infinitely sized mansion in a higher dimension of existence.
Sigma was certainly a ruthless schemer, but nowhere near that level.
Boomstick: The only time Ultron was ever defeated by a virus, was once specifically designed to bypass his defenses and leave him vulnerable to attack from the future and a bunch of other complicated stuff.
Wiz: Sigma was a tenacious one.
But Ultron was the stronger android, the tougher villain, and the deadlier virus.
Boomstick: It wasn't long before Ultron,
A-Sigma-lated him.
Wiz: The winner is Ultron.
Ben: Hey, thanks for watching if you want the battle track from that fight.
You can click the link down below and get it off iTunes.
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