*School Bell*
*Slight Giggling*
Hey Corinne, can I walk you to class?
Yeah, sure Bryce.
*GASP*
Oh my god, Corinne and Bryce totally made out.
Woah~.
Psst, did you hear that Bryce and Corinne had sex in the gym after basketball practice? (*O*)
dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum
YO, I just heard that Bryce got Corinne pregnant with twins and one of the twins is an alien!
I asked why you didn't turn in your term paper.
Uhh, oops.
But Bryce and Corinne are total couple goals! - Right?!
EVERY. HIGHSCHOOL RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
So, what's it like to..you know, do it?
Oh, we haven't done it yet
Really? You guys haven't even had sex yet?
You're such a prun!
What are you a nun?
Hey, guess what!
They finally got the dead possum out of the pool?
No, Devon and I had *whispers* sex
Wait really?
You guys have already had sex, you're such a skank!
What are you? A sexually active nun?!
Does hook up mean sex or making out?
Then I told my dad and I was like: "Piss off!" Oh my god, really?
Well, no but I will..
Yeah.
Oh no! Lunch is over. I'll miss you! Noah: No, no. Don't say goodbye!
Please, promise me you'll never let go. Noah: I'll never let go. Promise me. Noah: I promise. *starts crying*
No! no no no no no no NO!
Teacher Ian: You two have fifth period together
I know *sniffles* but that's a whole hour from now!
*Gets out scroll *
To my dearest Maddie,
It's been so long since I've last seen you, I can barely remember your face and the sweet smell of your clothes.
Let's both walk with our hands in our butt pockets.
You know, like, I think you and Devon are so great together but sometimes
When you guys are together I feel like you kind of ditch me.
When have I ever ditched you?!!
Okay, well I don't think you answered my texts when you're with him annddd..
you left my birthday party really early to go hang out with him
Oh and that time that we went to the movies you guys made me drive and then, ha, I turned around
I looked in the backseat and you guys, were just...
DEVON GIVE IT TO ME!!
Making out.
YEAH!!
Let's go to the diner and share a milkshake
Hey, you want to have my sandwich?
I'd love it, but you know I won't eat the..
crusts? I know, I'll eat them
*dramatic, romantic sigh*, you're so sweet
You're so intelligent, I love all your ideas about how to fix the ocean
* sigh*
Sam I've been thinking about it and I love you
I LOVE YOU SAM!!
What?
I can still see you and what you said was weird.
Hey, you want to trade pokemon cards with me?
Devon it's been 45 minutes and you haven't watched my Instagram stories.
I was in class, Babe!
Okay, then we need to work on our relationship if we want it to survive my all-girls weekend to the lake
Hold on-
You're gonna be gone for the whole weekend when we've only been together for five days!?
That's like half of our relationship!
Oh my god, you remembered our five-day anniversary?
Devon Meghan Hamilton, Oh! get over here, OOHHH!!
Need to hide my boner, need to hide my boner, need to hide my boner!!
I can't believe you're moving out.
Here's your beanie back. *cries*
Oh, no. You keep it..
I can't bear to look at it, Bryce!
I'm sorry, let's not be sad that it's over and just be happy it happened at all
You're right*blows snot in hat*
There.
No seriously, you keep it
Really?
Yeah, Yeah...
Every. High school relationship. Ever.
Yeah.
Guess what!!
They get the deposit of...
Did they get the Deadpool?
They finally got the dead raccoon out of the pool...
How I would love to kiss you underneath the lilies and by the coriander
The lavender within the cotton gin would rumble and I would seed within your lovelies
hehehe. sorry hehehe
DEVON!! WHOAAWW
UUHHH!!! YEAAH
*Laughs come from the distance*
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