- Boobs are awesome,
boobs are fluffy. - I love boobies.
- Fun.
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- Today we are answering
Google's most commonly asked questions about boobs.
- I feel like it's gonna be a lot
of men asking questions that we think are really simple
but maybe they don't know the answers to.
- Maybe there's like some sex tips questions
like how to massage a boob.
Let me tell you, not like a clock.
- I feel like a lot of puberty questions.
So like when will they happen?
Maybe for girls who haven't grown boobs yet.
- If I work out, will my boobs shrink?
- Define normal.
There's no such thing as normal.
Everyone is perfect but different.
- Are my breasts normal?
Like what's wrong with them?
Do you have lumps on them?
Like check that out.
- Every breast is like a snowflake.
- Yeah, so I feel like it's a normal question
especially when you're younger
you wonder if they're like smaller or bigger
than your colleagues.
- Are you scared about areola proportion to breast?
I feel like boobs come in all shapes and sizes.
- Exactly.
- You're probably normal.
If there's lumps, get that checked out.
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- Breast lifts are performed by not me
but I have watched a lot of them.
You pull the nipple off
and then you like lift it up
and then sew it together again
and then put the nipples back on
or something like that.
- Or like those shake weights.
Was that what those were for back in the?
- [Janna] Wasn't that for arms?
- I thought it was for boobs.
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- Your hormones just make your body go a little crazy
which is a fun thing to have every single month.
- Your insides are sore.
Your heart is sore,
your body's like (bleep) you
so it's like your breasts are probably part of that.
Everything's sad.
- Sometimes it's fun
when it parallels with a big night out
and you have a good cleavage.
- Oh yeah, they do get a bit bigger
just before your period usually.
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- They're big lumps of fat.
- It's just a sack of fat hanging off the chest.
Apparently that's attractive.
I think they're attractive.
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- I've heard that they can make your boobs sag more.
I've heard that they cause breast cancer
which sounds insane.
- If you get a push up bra,
you create boobs when you don't have them.
- And also too
if you have big boobs,
it helps your back so much.
- There's got to be a reason
or else we wouldn't have had them for so long.
- Where did they come from?
I want to know
who invented the first bra. - I bet it was men.
I bet it was men.
- My mom told me that we wear bras
so that it doesn't get saggy
and then she told me because her breasts are so saggy
because she didn't wear bras
when she was playing outside.
So when I was growing up she was like
you have to wear a bra
or else your boobs are gonna look saggy like mine.
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- After pumping? - Oh, like pumping
breast milk?
- Oh, I thought like chest pumps like at the gym
'cause those look good.
- I've never actually been around anyone
pumping their breasts.
I've never really seen a breast pumper either.
So a milk pumper, a breast pumper,
that's not even the right word.
- Pumping breast milk.
In my head, It'd be like flatter
because things were in it
and you put the things out
like kind of emptying a balloon.
- I don't know.
I do not have children and I've never done that.
- I would imagine the nipples gonna be swollen and sore
'cause you either have a pump or a child on them.
But this is all conjecture,
I don't know what I'm talking about.
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- So the reason why there's so many different questions
about boobs
is that we're so uninformed.
- The only pervy question
was why are boobs so soft which--
- Lumps of fat.
- You have your answer.
- I feel like it's probably a lot of younger people
Googling when they are too scared to ask their peers
or their parents about it
because these are questions that you would usually
like to find out about
when you're growing up like in puberty.
- Power to the boobies.
- Yeah, they come in all shapes and sizes.
Look after them.
You've only got two
unless you're lucky, find an extra one.
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