>>HEY JASON!
>>MATT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>I'M JUST, YOU KNOW-- >>OH MY GOODNESS!
ARE YOU-- NO MAN, DON'T--
>>NO!
I'M JUST-- >>YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.
DON'T-- DON'T DO IT!
>>HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
IS EVERYTHING OKAY DUDE?
>>IT'S MATT.
>>LISTEN, I'M NOT-- I'M JUST SITTING HERE.
>>MATT, NO, NO, NO, NO.
MATT, LISTEN!
NO, NO.
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS MATT.
>>NO.
>>LISTEN, YOU ARE-- YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL,
BEAUTIFUL MAN MATT.
STOP!
>>YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL!
>>JUST STOP MATT!
>>PLEASE!
YOU ARE GOOD-LOOKING.
>>THANK YOU.
BUT LISTEN, STACE.
I'M FINE.
NOTHING IS HAPPENING.
>>HONEY?
OH MY GOSH.
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.
OKAY, SWEETIE, I LOVE YOU PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.
>>I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING HONEY!
>>IF THIS IS BECAUSE I SPENT 2,000 DOLLARS
ON SHOES LAST MONTH, I AM SO SO SORRY!
>>I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT.
>>I KNOW, BUT IT'S NO REASON TO DO THIS.
>>I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
>>DON'T YOU SAY THAT!
YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB?
>>YEAH!
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAR?
>>YEAH!
>>HUH?
>>YEAH!
>>HUH?
>>THAT'S NOT MY CAR.
IT'S THAT ONE.
>>MAN, I CAN SEE WHY HE'S STARTING TO DO THIS.
>>I HEARD THAT!
>>SEE?
I MEAN YOUR HEARING IS AMAZING!
>>YEAH!
>>WOW HONEY YEAH!
>>YEAH!
>>20/20 HEARING!
>>YES!
HONEY?
HONEY, MATT!
OH MY SWEET BABY BOY!
>>MOM?
>>MATT, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
I COULDN'T BEAR IT!
>>WHY ARE YOU HERE?
YOU LIVE IN CHICAGO.
>>I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD.
>>HEARD FROM WHO?
>>OH SORRY MATT, THAT WAS ME.
I'VE BEEN LIVE TWEETING THIS WHOLE THING.
>>PLEASE MATT, I KNOW I WASN'T THE
GREATEST MOTHER.
>>YOU WERE A WONDERFUL MOTHER.
>>NO, I'M NOT.
YOU REMEMBER YOUR PEN PAL IN HIGH SCHOOL, KELLY?
>>YEAH?
>>THAT WAS ME.
>>WHAT?
>>I WANTED TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.
I MEAN YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS LIKE AT ALL.
>>MOM, PLEASE.
>>AND THEN WHEN YOU TOLD "KELLY" THAT YOU LOVED HER?
I KNEW THAT I HAD TO STOP WRITING YOU BECAUSE
IT WAS PRETTY WEIRD.
>>PLEASE-- >>BUT I TALKED TO A THERAPIST
AND HE TOLD ME THAT IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR A SON TO
FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT HIS MOTHER.
>>MOM!
PLEASE STOP TALKING.
[WHISTLE] >>MY TWITTER IS BLOWING UP.
I'M GETTING SO MANY RE-TWEETS.
>>LOOK, WILL YOU ALL PLEASE JUST STOP.
I AM FINE.
AT LEAST I WAS UNTIL YOU ALL CAME HERE.
>>DON'T DO THIS MATT!
>>DON'T DO IT.
>>I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
I'M JUST EATING A SANDWICH.
>>THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
DON'T EAT THE ARBY'S MELT.
IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
>>NOT WORTH IT.
>>WE COULD GO ON A MOTHER-SON OUTING.
>>THEY'RE RIGHT.
>>[SIGHS OF RELIEF]