[Matt] Joel!
[Joel] Hey man, what're you doing?
[Matt] Just doing a lot of editing. [Joel] Oh yeah really?
[Matt] Well, actually I'm reviewing some editing that Nathan
already did but if it's good I am gonna take credit for it.
[Joel] Oh sure yeah, we've all done that.
[Joel] So what are you guys working on? [Matt] Do you remember that short film we shot?
[Joel] No, not really. [Matt] Okay cool.
[Joel] I remember Nathan shooting something. [Matt] Lemme just play the ending for you.
[Joel] No no I don't see how it ends.
[Matt] Okay I can describe it. Imagine you're in a room-
[Joel] No no no I don't want to know
how it ends I haven't seen the beginning-
[Matt] Ah yeah but the ending's awesome, so if I can play-
[Joel] Son of a bitch! This is what you always do, you always spoil stuff for me.
[Matt] No I don't and if I can just play the ending for you real quick then we'll discuss that-
[Joel] Mother fucker you always spoiler everything before I get a chance to see it-
[Matt] Okay you sound like a crazy person right now.
This is like psycho talk. Remember Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood when he was like
"I drink your milkshake"? I'm seriously worried you're going to drink my milkshake right now.
that's what I think you're going to do. And then he kills that guy with a bowling pin?
That's what you sound like. That scene. With him.
[Joel] Which scene is that?
[Matt] It's the last scene of the movie- [Joel] Mother fucker that is exactly what I'm talking about.
[Matt] Oh you hadn't seen that movie? [Joel] What is the matter with you?!
[Matt] I guess that was a poor choice of- [Joel] I told you!
I told you yesterday I said I was gonna see it tonight! I said that to you!
[Matt] I guess I should have asked if you had seen the movie but you can't name another time
when I've spoiled something for you like that. Ever. I guarantee you can't do it.
Name one other time.
Ever.
At all.
[Nathan] So you've been following Lost this season?
[Joel] No, I- ya' know I haven't gotten a chance to get caught up yet I keep getting-
[Matt] Holy shit, they moved the island and John Locke is dead.
Sayid went back and killed young Ben!
[Matt] See the game last night?
[Joel] No, I TiVo'd it I'm gonna watch it later-
[Matt] Okay, do you want the good news first or the bad news?
[Joel] Neither because I wanna watch it tonight. [Matt] Okay, but here's the thing:
Just be prepared for us to lose.
[Joel] Why we lost?
[Matt] No, we won; it was awesome.
it was the bottom of the ninth, there was like two outs, but if you're prepared for us to lose,
it's gonna be a lot more exciting than if you think we're gonna win.
[Matt] Oh shit!
[Joel] You know and I know it's a kids book but I'm really enjoying it man.
[Gus] Yeah, the Harry Potter series is great, there's a lot there, even if your an adult.
Ya' know, you can enjoy it.
[Matt] What're you- are you guys talking about Harry Potter?
[Joel] Yeah, and you know I'm only half-way through and so don't- don't spoil it.
[Matt] The book? I wasn't gonna say anything about that I was actually going to talk to-
I was going to talk to Gus about domain names. Is that okay?
[Gus] What's up you wanna register something?
[Matt] I have and awesome idea; TWO awesome ideas actually,
[Matt] Number one: SnapeKillsDumbledore.com
Great right?
[Matt] Number two: SnapeKillsDumberdore.n- [Gus] I'm gonna guess all of these are taken already.
[Matt] Okay well-
I have an alternate it was just SnapeKilledDumbledore
dot dead dot whatever doesn't matter 'cause it's already happened it's in the past
[Matt] just ya' know- [Joel] I hate you.
[Matt] Alright StraightSnapeKillsGayDumbledore.
[Gus] That's probably available.
[Matt] Okay, we'll just go with that one.
Usual Suspects. Kevin Spacey.
He's awesome in that movie turns out he's a bad guy in the end.
It's really good- Oh he's in that movie too!
also the bad guy at the end. Very strange. I like the whole "What's in the box?" part.
It's your girlfriends head.
[Matt] My favorite part though is when he wakes up and it's all a
computer program anyway. You've seen this, right?
The food is people.
IT'S PEOPLE!
Fucking gross.
And the chick in the movie is actually a dude. Didn't see that coming.
She was hot.
It was the smart guy the whole time.
Killed the comedian. Fucker.
Jason's mom did it!
And the cool part is robot man is actually a good guy in this one.
"I'll be back."
They're actually on Earth the whole time! Never even left!
Statue of Liberty.
You gonna finish that whole thing?
[Nathan] Hey, did you check out The Sixth Sense this weekend?
[Joel] No, it turned out it was sold out so I didn't see The- [Matt] That's super lame.
Hey guys, check out the T-shirt I made.
Badass, right?
Anybody else? You guys see this?
It's awesome, right?
What's up?
Oh.
[Matt] BAM!
Down. It's great, right?
We'll cut that it's a little bit much.
but watch this part at the end.
Pft. It's good stuff, right?
so that is the cool twist ending that you didn't even wanna watch for whatever reason
and I think that will agree that nobodies gonna see it coming.
course you couldn't've seen it coming 'cause you haven't seen the beginning yet but-
once you see that I think you'll see it all fits together it's really
Ya know. It plays.
D-did you wanna watch the beginning?
[Matt] Did you have to pay for the movie or something?
Was it a free download or anything like that?
Possibly?