How are you feeling these days, Andy?
Excited about everything?
Well, I'm fine.
The question is how are you?
Well, that is actually...
Usually that would be a very pat question.
Right, I know.
Very superficial question but you mean it sincerely,
Andy brings up a very good point.
There's something we need to talk about,
that happened here on the show on Wednesday night.
We had a ton of calls about this.
We had, I think literally like 3000 calls.
All of our viewers called in and some.
Approximately 30% twice if there was 30 pounds.
Oh, okay.
Oh man. Well then things are worse than I thought.
No they, they called in and people
were really concerned and we've
never really had anything like this happen on the show.
So we felt we should talk about it tonight.
What this whole occurrence happened right after the band
Goldfinger performed,
they're kind of a popular band now up and coming.
And I went over to thank the band
and they were really excited.
They had just done this performance,
where they were jumping all around.
All caught up in the rock and roll of rock.
Rock and roll those kids with their rock and roll music.
I don't understand it myself. That's right.
Well, anyway the drummer got all excited
and he tried to lift me up on
his shoulders and then he got me way up in the air
and he accidentally dropped me.
This really happened.
And actually, well, I'm glad you can laugh about it
(laughter)
Anyway what are you laughing at?
I'm laughing at you man
Okay, Oh good all right all right.
(laughter)
Man, you're a slick, Andy.
I admire that. Anyway,
the guy dropped me and it was pretty...
It was really frightening.
It was a night where Ed McMahon was guest.
He was sitting over here and with you and
it was pretty scary.
Anyway, take a look at what real,
this is the real thing had happened.
(clapping and cheering)
yeah
(clapping and cheering)
I know.
Man
Yeah. Well, anyway.
I expected to get that response.
I think it was hard.
Goldfinger sells one million albums.
Well, anyway, I flipped over and fell and I,
you can really hear, I fell really hard.
It was kind of scary.
Now, folks, I wasn't hurt.
I'm fine but it gave me actually an idea.
Yeah, that's right.
It gave me an idea.
We have here we have this special process here at the show.
We have special cameras,
which let us see what everyone in the studio was thinking
during that tense split second.
When it looked like I was about to be seriously injured.
So what you're going to see is what everybody in the studio
was thinking during that precise second right there when all
this was happening and it's pretty amazing.
Take a look.
Conan look out.
Oh my God.
I hope he doesn't get hurt.
All right, look like we're all gonna get a little vacation
Terrific. Guess who's going to have to clean up the blood
Oh boy, oh boy maybe they'll let me ride in the ambulance.
Oh great. If he hurts his back,
that's another six months of lame excuses for not delivering
in the SAC.
Good. I hope he dies.
The bastard never even tasted those coconut fudge dream
clusters I made him for Hanukkah.
Perfect form
Great. There goes my meal ticket.
Now, how am I going to afford those ass implants?
They usually don't let me practice medicine anymore,
but tonight they may have no choice.
I'm getting electrocuted over here for hours,
but nobody worries about me because I'm not a fancy TV host.
I like candy.
Perfect. A suitable period of mourning.
And then it's late night with Nipsey Russell.
(clapping and cheering)
Goldfinger we will be right back everybody, I'm fine.
(laughter and clapping)
But anyway yeah thank you, pretty amazing.
You know, it's actually.
Just a moment of truth.
The part that hurt was where he grabbed me by the crotch.
That's what hurt
I haven't been the same since.
All right anyway, we're going to take a break everybody.
And when we come back, good friend of ours,
Nicholas Turturro will be with us.
It's a great show tonight.
Stick around and see all of it.