Ellen, girl, I don't know why you did,
but you invited me to the Billboard Music Awards,
and honey I am here, and it is hot, sugar.
I can't be doing all this sweating,
but I'm about to lay it out and snatch some wigs, so let's go.
I am standing next to Sean Mendes.
Can I tell you that was in my dorm room a year
ago eating ramen noodles, and now I'm next to Sean Mendes.
This is everything.
You just made my whole entire night.
How are you?
I'm-- I'm way better now, thank you.
Oh my god.
What's up?
How are you doing?
Oh my god.
Somebody hold my mule.
Hold my mule.
I can't.
I love this look.
You are so classic tonight.
Thank you.
Oh, this is Christian Siriano.
Come on, you better give it to me honey.
Yes, with the shoulders.
Yes show-- Oh, you are slaying for the gods tonight.
I got some catch phrases, and I really
want to learn how to say them in Korean, so can you teach me?
Like what?
First one is snatching wigs.
Snatching wigs?
Snatching swigs.
What does it mean?
That means, you know, because, like,
you all slaying right now.
So when you walk past, like all your fans,
you're snatching their wigs.
OK?
They can't handle it.
Shoto.
Shoto!
You shoto out here.
Yes.
And look at you with your salt and pepper jacket.
Oh, honey, looking fabulous right now.
Now when they told me you was coming--
I saw it baby, I have to be ridic.
Here I go, here I go, here I go again.
Girls what's my weakness?
Men!
OK then, chill it, chill it, minding my business.
Yo, salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe it.
So I have a question.
OK?
Because I did my first step and repeat today.
I was very overwhelmed.
Were you?
Because I got this lazy eye.
It's called Lucy the lazy eye.
Honey, sometimes I be looking at pictures, baby,
and it done traveled all the way into a whole new universe.
I still check down for nipple checks.
Really?
I'm, like, are they out?
No, OK, good.
We're good, hi.
OK, because folks don't be telling you.
They just be taking the pictures and then
you wake up the next morning and you're trending on twitter,
and you don't know why.
Totally.
Oh my goodness.
You are a Greek goddess.
Thank you.
If they were doing a Hercules live action
I want them to cast you.
Well all right then.
OK.
I want them to call you.
Well tell them to cast then.
Come on.
I want to be in that.
We're going to get you those coins.
Let's get those coins.
That's all that matters, honey.
Let's give this camera a look.
How did we give a look?
How do we give a look?
Mm.
Now listen, I want you to teach me how to yodel.
Can you do that?
[YODELING]
OK.
Let me try that.
[YODELING POORLY]
Honey, maybe I need to go back to the beginner's stage.
Oh my goodness this outfit, honey, is a look.
And this necklace.
You are serving it to the girls, OK?
Thank you so much.
You got your foot on their neck, honey, yes.
And I live for it.
Thank you.
OK, so we're going to play one of Ellen's favorite games,
burning questions.
OK.
So this little bell is going to come up, here it comes.
There it goes.
So, I'm going to ask--
You're really good at this.
I'm loving this.
Thank you, oh my god.
OK someone you would want to be stuck in an elevator with?
You.
Yes, let's do it.
No, actually, let's not do that.
We can go to lunch or something.
What are you cheap about?
Oh, my business manager's laughing right now.
I'm not cheap, you all.
Momma don't do cheap.
What is your favorite thing to do in bed?
In bed?
Sleep.
Amen.
Me too.
I've been trying to get my beauty sleep.
Ain't nobody got time for bag's under their eyes.
Look at you.
Hi guys.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Oh my goodness you are stunning.
Thank you.
Did you say to everybody who came through here?
No, no, baby.
I don't, honey.
I don't be giving out false promises out here.
You know you're the baddest in the game.
Don't do it.
You give us bops after bops hits after hits, honey.
Yes!
I live for J-Lo.
Thank you.
I knew you was from Texas, honey.
Yes.
So I made you something for tonight,
because you're going to need it in your dress room.
I made you some peach cobbler, baby.
Damn straight.
Yes I did, honey.
That's what I'm going to be celebrating.
Here you go.
But that will fit in my bag, you all.
Yes!
I love it, thank you.
Thank you.
Hey Ellen.
See you.
I love you, miss you all.