- Keep breathing, nice and even,
last one, two, three, four...
- Mom and Harriet...
♪ Hi! My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (huh?) ♪
♪ My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (what?) ♪
♪ Excuse me, (my name is) ♪
♪ (who?) My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Can I have the attention of the class ♪
♪ (huh my name is, huh my name is) ♪
♪ For one second My name is (Slim Shady) ♪
♪ Hi kids! Do you like Primas? (Yeah yeah!) ♪
♪ Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails ♪
♪ through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) ♪
♪ Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? ♪
♪ Try and get messed up worse that my life is? ♪
♪ My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight ♪
♪ But I can't figure out which ♪
♪ Spice Girl I want to impregnate ♪
♪ And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a base-head!" Uh-uh! ♪
♪ "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" ♪
♪ Well, since age twelve I felt like a caged elf, ♪
♪ Who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin' his tail. ♪
♪ Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off, ♪
♪ Kissed them and said "I didn't know silicone ♪
♪ Was supposed to be this soft!" ♪
♪ I'm 'bout to pass out and crash, fall in the grass, ♪
♪ Faster than the fat man who sat down too fast. ♪
♪ C'mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) ♪
♪ I don't give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off! ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (huh?) ♪
♪ My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (huh?) ♪
♪ My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High ♪
♪ Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty five ♪
♪ I smacked him in his face with an eraser, ♪
♪ Chased him with a stapler ♪
♪ Told him to change the grade on the paper. ♪
♪ Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up ♪
♪ Served the bartender, and walked out with the tip cup ♪
♪ Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship ♪
♪ While they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends!" ♪
♪ Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to ♪
♪ I just found out my mom does more than I do (what) ♪
♪ I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper ♪
♪ Make a record about doin' and name it after her (here ma) ♪
♪ You know you blew up when the women rush your stands ♪
♪ Try to touch your hands ♪
♪ Like some screamin' Usher fans (Ahh, ahh, ahh!) ♪
♪ This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph ♪
♪ (Dude, can I get your autograph?) ♪
♪ So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support" ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (huh?) ♪
♪ My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (huh?) ♪
♪ My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! ♪
♪ (Get him!) ♪
♪ Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate! ♪
♪ I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die ♪
♪ I'll have to be carried inside ♪
♪ The cemetery and buried alive (ahh!) ♪
♪ Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide ♪
♪ I just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid ♪
♪ (Go ahead) all my life I was very deprived ♪
♪ I ain't had a woman in years, ♪
♪ And my palms are too hairy to hide ♪
♪ (Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk ♪
♪ I spit when I talk, I'll anything that walks ♪
♪ When I was little I used to get ♪
♪ So hungry I would throw fits ♪
♪ How you gonna breast feed me Mom? You ain't got no (wah!) ♪
♪ I lay awake and strap myself in the bed ♪
♪ Put a bulletproof vest on and ♪
♪ Tap myself in the head (blah blah blah blah blah) ♪
♪ 'Til I'm steamin' mad (Argh!) ♪
♪ And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) ♪
♪ Ask him if he bought the porno mag to see my ad ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (huh?) ♪
♪ My name is (what?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is (huh?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪
♪ Hi! My name is (huh?) ♪
♪ My name is (who?) ♪
♪ My name is Slim Shady ♪