hi it's me trixie mattel assembling the barbie build your own
god damn it
all right this is the trixie mattel
god rrrrr
all right this is the trixie mattel barbie built
whatever we're making a cookie house
jesus
hi it's me trixie mattel and welcome back to yet another video if you're new here i'm a world
famous drag queen with a passion for makeup artistry and apparently a passion for toys
and food mattel decided to release this little puppy this year and literally everybody on the
planet took to every social media platform and let me know about its existence they're like you
have to do this on your channel and you know what you were right it says trixie mattel created nope
wow doesn't say that a barbie build your own cookie dream house kit includes assorted candy
easy to use icing and cutouts now if you're new to this channel we love to mix the worlds of food and
toys and often fail looks like it comes with some walls some icing some little candies to decorate
and the instructions seem pretty easy skill level two perfect for little hands
does this say anything about manhands let's get in here let's see what the t is this is
easy build royal icing this is the royal icing the royal icing has arrived great for kit building and
cookie decorating i'll be the judge of that i'll decide if it's easy thank you thank you
massage the icing pouch for one to two minutes uh to bring icing to room temperature to make it more
adhesive do not microwave girl like i was gonna pop this what pop in the microwave and drink it
like a capri sun that actually sounds kind of good do you guys like this outfit by the way
this is a dress and a jacket by fashion brand company i just love them they do the trixie
dress if you guys have seen like the pink western dress i wear if you want to support a small but
mighty woman-owned business it's great now this makes me think of all the drag queens who get the
old school pumping and the filler on their bodies and before they go on stage they have to literally
take a rolling pin i'm not gonna say what drag queen but there's an american drag queen icon
who is backstage with she has a real rolling pin and she called it she's like i gotta roll the sill
rolling out the silicone product name roll the cell what else do we have here some little candies
oh do you like flowers gumdrop pieces hard candies these are maybe like nerds or something wow here's
some blue icing and then this looks like the foundation of like building this it smells good i
brought a little table let the people see is that better that looks great i think it looks great
move get out of my way alexa play get out of my way by kylie minogue just run my way by kylie
minogue from apple music alexa stop girl you know we don't have the copyright money for that
you guys i'm in a really weird mood today i just couldn't decide what to wear and then i decided
i've had this carol brady wig do you guys live or do you not live and it was kind of like too weird
to wear until now then i was like today's the day so let's get into it we already rolled the sill
arrange the house pieces for assembly hello i'd like to come inside i mean the detail is
definitely there you can see like the little windows and everything this looks like what
does it say it is oh these are the sides oh god i have to break these okay i'm scared
okay this is just like when the rich kids in my town would get a pre-fabricated home
for a child's hands i could see them breaking this very easily
but you know what let's just say this i'm going to keep doing toy videos on this channel but if
it starts to attract children i'm out of here oh pipe a thick line of icing on the front back and
side panels i should have snipped this bigger it needs to be bigger the whole needs to be bigger
oh oh that's much better see this is better okay front and back
and sides what trixie doesn't know is she was supposed to put frosting on the bottom of the
front and back sides if only she had read the directions i did this wrong there's not enough
icing to make mistakes okay i'm gonna try to not use all of it but i'm supposed to have icing on
the bottom of this and i didn't know i didn't know i didn't know back wall love it sidewall
sidewalks father dunnigan sidewalks the communal wine just proves to attempt in for some of them if
you don't know what movie i'm doing i have nothing to say to you and you don't belong on this channel
that's why us lutherans use grape kool-aid as the blood of christ okay we have a standing structure
some people say gays don't know how to use power tools and how to build houses explain this explain
this america apply icing to house peeks okay my problem is i'm afraid i'm gonna run out
why don't you guys say anything you let me sit here and make a fool of myself has my
hand over looked more masculine than on this channel right now you know what if i run out
i'm switching to toothpaste and nobody will know is it smart to like roll it
i feel like that's smart oh this is much better what i'm doing now
can you see me in the upper camera hello okay can i just say this the upper camera
gets me right together look at my face what is that nose what is that add roof panels
to house peaks and hold for a minute each okay there's one fat one not that that one plus size
there are no fat people just fat ideas no what is it there's no stupid questions just stupid
i don't i don't know there's no small people i don't know what it is if you know what i'm trying
to say please put it below please help me some of you have never been drinking non-stop since you
were 18 and it shows yes that's happening wait a minute there's a hole in the roof
is there supposed to be a hole in the roof i'm not an architect but like should that be happening
what okay wait i'm gonna put a little extra here so that it sits up higher like can i just get it
to do that is this cheating okay pause by the way if you guys don't watch juno burch's channel i
love juno birch i love all her videos and whenever something happens in her sims games she goes
pause look at this cute little gingerbread house is it cute look at that i wish little gingerbread
man will just pop out and be like hello assemble the stairs what i don't have room for stairs
i tried to put on this cute plate now there's no room for that there's a flower box
i mean can i close up the roof with these i'm gonna scream
you know what that's gonna be a flower box and
as far as i'm concerned that is now stairs can we just agree that looks better than what they
provided sorry mattel sorry drags and i don't really know what this is whatever this is
christmas games are here
do you guys love christmas i love christmas i'm a christmas gay i want to do some roof fantasy
i'm trying to be conservative not politically but not using too much icing are we trying to
teach children that limited resources are a very real thing in the future i mean also apparently
we're teaching children that there's going to be a hole in the roof of your house um i mean look
at this picture though you don't see that side of the house there's a hole in the house mariah
just using a room temperature jizz if i was with child there'd be no way that a kid would make
this look good because i'm a skilled adult and i barely have made this work it's not it's not right
but it's okay you know what i mean i guess let's get into this pink one we haven't even done it yet
oh
okay that's actually really good okay shut up
am i nailing it i'm nailing it my friend nicole you guys is the host of nailed it
and she says that people now scream the words nailed it at her so if you guys ever see nicole
buyer and you scream the word nailed it just know that you are trash the death grip you guys
i really thought i really thought let's just say i really thought this hand needs to vibe
because i'm just like crap like clutching i need to like model while i do this
well let's try to do the window i'm trying to do like a glass
you guys
you know what it's not worth it don't do it girl it's not worth it
trend alert looking bad
if you think this is bad look what the other side currently looks like
you know what let's let's complete the perimeter a little bit
the icing will not stick to the home also can i just say that is light pink
mama this is hot magenta liar this was 39.99 let's get into the candy okay so we're gonna start with
the gumdrops i think i'm gonna do gumdrops on the roof my favorite christmas memory my favorite
christmas memory was the year that furby came out because it was wild like people's parents
fighting in the stores and i wanted a furby so bad and i woke up christmas morning furby came
in like a hexagon shaped box and i remember being like oh my god that's a furby under the
tree i'm gonna lose it plot twist i open it it's a globe of the world which for a poor kid in a
poor family is just would you like a diorama of all the places you cannot afford to go
so i was sad i was i was i was depressed i slipped into a deep depression from that furby that only
lasted about six years but i i swung back we're gonna do some flowers on the flower box
here absolutely gorgeous add another one on there or not these are good they taste like runts
i think one of my veneers just fell off and then i've got these little nerds i don't even know dude
i'm gonna hope that if i stick some of these little nerds to this it will help in some way
this is the christmas house of 2020 this is 2020 energy big time
did i think this was going to turn out good no did i think it was going to turn out better than this
absolutely i did and that was foolish on my part i mean the candy's good
this is the final look what do you guys think i wouldn't say it's my best work i wouldn't say that
this is a flawless illusion i also wouldn't say that i was provided adequate tools by our friends
at build your own cookie dream house trademark mattel this is like the ultimate the ultimate
when you order online versus when it arrives like that is so bad i'm probably gonna leave it
on display in my house whatever i love christmas i love putting this together for you guys if you
guys have a toy you guys want to see me play with please comment below i love doing these toy videos
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