- Hey, guys.
Tessa here.
I am having a day.
I left my camera charger at my parents' place
when I went to visit them,
so now I can't use my camera, I'm using my phone.
Hopefully this works just fine.
This is fine, I'm fine.
But that's okay, because Frozen II trailer teaser,
teaser trailer, the trailer, the tease of the trailer,
it is here.
So I'm gonna react to the teaser trailer.
(message notifier rings)
Oh, shut up.
This is way too Gryffindor.
This, no, okay, that's better.
This is what we're working with.
Don't come for me.
Frozen II.
Start.
(waves crashing)
Oh, okay, Last Jedi?
Is she on an island?
Oh, girl.
Those waves.
Ooh, wha, is she skinny dipping?
Okay, Disney.
Oh, she's putting her hair up.
Oh, wait, pause pause.
(laughing)
Wait for me, I need to put my hair up now.
This is going to be a hot mess.
Okay, both of our hair is up.
Girl, she had good feet.
She ten out of ten on wicky feet.
Run!
(dramatic music)
Oh my gosh.
Oh, she frozoning it.
(music climaxes)
Did she just commit suicide?
No, okay, (laughing) I'm like Disney.
This is dark.
(tense music)
Climb on that rock, Ariel.
Ooh, those pants.
Oh my gosh, I need this as a workout set.
Ooh!
(screams)
Girl, this Fall,
Simms.
Kristoff.
So many reindeer, look at them all.
Simba?
Ah, wait, there's Anna.
Looking like Hermione with that hair.
I see you, jump!
(adventurous warrior music)
Oh this music.
Who are these people?
Um, yes.
(adventurous warrior music)
Feeling this music.
Oh it's so pretty.
Fall?
Does that mean a villain is gonna be like Fall?
I see this autumn.
Anna!
Did she just murder me?
November.
Okay.
Why did Anna just cut me up?
Wow, I am shocked at how good that was.
That was a great trailer.
Okay, let's talk about it.
Love how this trailer does not reveal the entire plot.
Oh my gosh, what a concept for a trailer.
Every trailer nowadays is like,
here's the entire movie in the trailer.
I still don't know what this movie is about.
This is how trailers should be.
Take note.
This is a good trailer.
This gets me hyped.
That shot of her in the beginning just reminded me
of The Last Jedi.
Elsa is not a Jedi, unfortunately.
Elsa is Jesus.
God is a woman and her name is Elsa, my queen.
So why is she going in the ocean though?
Like where is she going?
Did she
kill her parents?
Because she was mad that they kep her locked up
and she's like, you know what, I'm gonna kill them.
Accident.
I feel like that's still too dark,
but is more believable,
It'd be like her parents aren't actually dead.
They're either missing or captured or something.
So she's going to save them or find them.
All I know is that this going to be some epic,
Lord of the Rings quest level (beep).
Kristoff's looking like a snack.
Can you tell
I've been watching watching Jenna Marbles videos?
I'm a Virgo.
Who is this wind girl and this dude?
And do not say Moana, you losers.
This is not Moana.
That's not Moana.
Is she gonna be the villain?
Is she Fall?
Elsa is winter, she has leaf powers.
Wind and leaves versus snow, (screaming).
This girl's either gonna be the villain
or Elsa's girlfriend.
Make it gay, you cowards.
I don't know that dude kind of looks like Kristoff though.
Are those Anna and Kristoff's kids? (gasping)
But they look too old, right?
Anna would have to have gotten pregnant immediately.
These visuals, (hands clapping) holy crap, gorgeous,
gorgeous, I just want to eat them.
They're so pretty.
Uh, I just I love it.
Give me all the fan art.
The music, so good.
We need some more Frozen bops.
Instead of Let it go, Elsa's gonna be like,
♪ Bring them back ♪
♪ I have to go and find my parents ♪
♪ Bring them back ♪
♪ I'm too me ♪
♪ I won't let you go ♪
It's just like this whole opposite of Let it go.
They're not gonna do that.
This is obviously Fall.
Fall is coming.
I can't wait for Elsa to take the iron throne.
This feels Game of Thronesy though for some reason.
It's probably just because she looks like Daenerys
and it's darker.
Isn't it weird that Shane Dawson literally
just made a video about Frozen,
how Walt Disney was frozen, so then they created Frozen
so that the searches wouldn't show Walt Disney
and then right after he puts out that video
and people are talking about it again,
they release Frozen II teaser trailer.
Disney, I see you.
So, Elsa.
Can she please be the lesbian queen that we deserve?
A princess with super powers.
Elsa.
Um, seriously.
Elsa is a super hero now and she will defeat Thanos.
You heard it here first.
Quote me, ow.
Ouch.
We stand strong female characters though.
We stand sister love.
And there better not be Disney,
Disney, there better not be trolls in this one.
Come on, no trolls.
Leave the troll in the dungeon.
But honestly though, I'm kinda pissed,
because we just got this awesome new Frozen II trailer.
But we have got in nothing yet
about the next Star Wars movie.
Where is it?
Just give us a title, give me something.
I am dying, I need something.
Just give me one shot.
No, but I'm dying, please.
I just need the title, I just need something.
I need, I can't wait any longer, it's February, alright?
I just love my dog baby boy to be redeemed.
I love him.
I don't want you coming for me you Kylo haters, okay.
I know he's trash, but he's my trash.
This video is a mess, make sure you subscribe.
What ends up happening is I'll make a video
and then I'll be like, hmm, I don't really like this video
or hmm, this video didn't do as well.
Like, I don't know if I want this here.
Hmm, so if I end up deleting this, please don't come for me.
That's why you should watch my videos right away,
so you can watch them before I delete them.
I love you.
Stay gold star fish.
Uh, yeah.
Frozen II.
Okay, love you, bye.
- [Dumbledore] But you know, happiness can be found,
even in the darkest of time.
If one only remembers to turn on the light.
- [Harry] Expecto Patronum!