it's a day just like any other you're
out for a walk minding your own business
perhaps headed to your local convenience
store when a truck barrels through a red
light and crashes into you or maybe
you're sitting at a bus stop playing one
of those newfangled electronic games on
your smart telephone when all of a
sudden a truck swerves off the street
and into the bench or perhaps you've
wandered into your bathroom only to find
your local tsundere in there naked in a
fit of rage she batters your head
leaving you to drown in the bathtub and
then a truck crashes through the wall
and runs over it or maybe a portal opens
beneath your feet or you fall into your
television set or you go to sleep and
awaken somewhere new or a storm hits
your house or you blink and all of a
sudden look there's a million different
ways that it can happen but they all
achieved the same result you're not in
Kansas anymore
you've gone down the rabbit hole you
have entered another world if this
happens to you it's important to know
that you're not alone in fact so many
people across America have been spirited
away to other worlds that the CDC has
officially classified it as an epidemic
that's right well it may seem like a
result of magic sufficiently advanced
technology or even the work of your
deity of choice those causes and your
present circumstances are merely
symptoms of a dangerous disease known as
Issa krytus this disease is caused when
strains of the common light novel virus
infect and inflamed the vestigial Issa
kinam gland once an uncommon illness
that primarily affected women in recent
years a mutant strain that targets males
has spread like wildfire claiming the
lives of countless nondescript
blank-slate type men just like you so
what can you do about it
as with any disease the first step and
the safest is prevention avoid common
vectors of infections such as massively
multiplayer online RPG's convenience
store comic book shelves and the Free
Hugs guy
anime conventions you can also reduce
your risk of contracting AIESEC itis or
suffering its symptoms by making your
body and environment inhospitable to the
disease if you think that you've been
exposed try putting down the video games
going outside reading a book without
pictures in it or showing even the
slightest hint of a discernible
personality
studies show that these actions
especially the last one can reduce your
odds of showing symptoms by as much as
95% all of these steps can help but
without a working vaccine the risk of
infection is always there so what can
you do to manage your symptoms once they
start showing and how can you survive in
another world
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the first thing you'll need to do is
identify what type of eASIC itis you've
contracted which you can figure out by
looking at the type of world you've
ended up in the original strain
ASIC itis a is known for sending victims
to wholly unique fantasy worlds awash
with creative ideas and concepts in all
honesty you probably don't have this
strain as the last known case occurred
when was Digimon again since ISA kite is
a is so rare we won't be covering it
here however if you find yourself in a
parallel world and you always wear
goggles you can find more helpful advice
in public service anime caring for your
collectible monster the much more common
ESIC itis be mainly affects players of
massively multiplayer online RPG's
resulting in them either being trapped
in virtual reality or being transported
to magical realms identical to their
games of choice symptoms can affect
dozens hundreds or even tens of
thousands of people at once even if you
don't immediately recognize your
surroundings from the game you were just
playing if one or more people have also
been transported with you
then you almost certainly have a case of
seasick itis B type C is the most
widespread strain of eASIC itis
frequently seen among players of offline
RPGs such as dragon journey
The Legend of good guys and final
fictionalized medieval setting this
variant is known to occasionally
transport victims into the worlds of
their favorite games but patients more
frequently end up in blatant knockoffs
of popular franchises if the first
monster you encounter is a generic
goblin or imp or a legally distinct
variant of this slime there's a good
chance you're dealing with a sick itis
see though the world you end up in could
resemble other popular media - such as
anime or books sufferers of the last
known strain aiesec itis d short for
deconstruction can end up in any of the
aforementioned worlds but will present
additional symptoms upon arrival these
symptoms typically include delusions of
grandeur genre awareness a general lack
of physical ability and just
being kind of an [ __ ] this strain of
AIESEC itis is far and away the most
deadly so if you think you have it you'd
best pray to the anime pope while these
viruses are the most common source of
symptoms the ISA condom gland can on
occasion become inflamed by other causes
these cases of acute AIESEC itis will
typically clear up on their own in a few
days or even hours however long it takes
for you to either learn an ironic lesson
have an enriching life-changing
experience or die also while they are
much less common the symptoms of time
travel OSIS and flew through a wormhole
Anoma can sometimes be misdiagnosed as
AIESEC itis if you suspect this is the
case consult a doctor or if medicine
hasn't been invented yet or has been
replaced by computers you have probably
time traveled duh lastly if you have
recently arrived in our world from
another one welcome but also this is not
the video cassette for you instead
consult every other video in the public
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now that you've identified your type of
AIESEC itis you're at last ready to deal
with the symptoms and fight your way to
recovery
possibly literally the next thing you're
going to want to do is familiarize
yourself with the rules of this strange
new world if you're lucky some sort of
God figure will have conveniently
appeared before you and explained
exactly what's going on in plain English
however this symptom doesn't appear in
all cases so we're going to assume that
you have no idea what's going on or what
you're doing looking at you that seems
like a good bet if you've found yourself
trapped in a memo with other players the
first thing you need to do is figure out
if you are this guy you may or may not
have this specific face and haircut but
if you look very similar are stronger
than everyone around you and have no
personality or loved ones to miss then
you are probably this guy if you are
this guy please watch the ISA kite SC
section of this video for more
information about your unique
predicament if you are not this guy then
literally nothing you do matters so you
should just focus on staying alive you
can help yourself immensely with this
goal by determining whether or not you
will respawn when you die obviously it's
a little tricky to test this out on
yourself but fortunately you're not the
only player in this world give it time
and someone will end up making a mistake
and trying out the respawn system for
you before too long but if you don't
have the patience for that or you're
just worried that you might be the guy
who accidentally tries it out all you
need to do is find someone who looks
emotionally unstable encourage this
person to go fight some big monsters to
blow off steam or to jump off a cliff
because there's no way this can possibly
be real right if they come back to life
no hard feelings
and if they don't well they can't be mad
at you anyway if you do not quote die
for real when you die in the game then
don't worry about it have fun in this
world just like you would if you were
still playing and enjoy watching a new
civilization evolve Lord of the Flies
style before your very eyes if death is
permanent well you should do pretty much
the same thing except you know try a bit
harder not to die if it's a game you've
played a lot previously and your
character stats have carried over to
this new world then maybe consider doing
some light adventuring otherwise stay in
towns let this guy do all the dungeon
rating and also probably don't tell
anyone about that guy you murdered now
if you are this guy or if you've come to
this world alone you've got a bit more
to worry about you can find out much
about this new world you've stumbled
into by simply heading to the nearest
tavern and asking around but I'll give
you a head start there's a demon king
attacking the world and you're going to
have to kill him there I just saved you
about 20 minutes around this time other
common symptoms of ESSEC itis may begin
to manifest you may suddenly discover
that you have incredible magical powers
and despite having been a total loser in
the real world
you may find that you are suddenly good
at well basically everything and also
irresistible to the opposite sex
and whatever geeky minutia you wasted
your old life obsessing over will now
suddenly be surprisingly applicable to
the world you now find yourself
inhabiting if you develop magical powers
without any of these other symptoms
there's a good chance that you've come
down with a sick itis d and you might
want to hold back on using those powers
as they probably have some sort of
horrible ironic drawback that you're not
yet aware of but even for a magically
imbued teenager with no real flaws a new
world can be an intimidating place
you'll find that you're unfamiliar with
local customs and culture and possibly
even the local language and let's be
honest here you weren't all that good at
talking to people to begin with now
you're alone in a foreign land
surrounded by strangers with no clear
purpose or direction in life
a literal world of possibilities is open
to you how can you possibly find your
bearings in this overwhelming situation
just find the first conventionally
attractive female who's willing to talk
to you and then follow her forever
letting her act as your guide to this
new frontier your holy inexplicable
skills with the opposite sex should help
immensely in this endeavor over time
other quirky characters will join you in
the conventionally attractive female as
you travel the land aiding in your
adventures by standing at the sidelines
and talking about how great you are as
you do all the fighting these companions
are generally harmless but take heed if
the ratio of female to male party
members ever exceeds three to one
your life may be in grave danger please
consult our handy harem Survival Guide
for further advice on weathering that
particular storm you might think that
you can just ignore your harem in favor
of focusing on the vicious monsters and
demons ravaging the world but such
thinking is short-sighted the only thing
scarier than a yandere is a yandere with
magic powers on the subject of those
powers your own abilities may be great
it's quite likely in fact that they are
so strong as to defy
conventional wisdom in the world you've
just entered almost as though this
entire world has been built with the
sole purpose of fulfilling your personal
wishes these specific clothing choices
and physical features of your female
companions may add to this impression
but do not let your guard down one out
of five ISA Qaeda's patients suffer
preventable deaths simply because they
get cocky and think they're invincible
two out of five actually are invincible
but do you really want to play those
odds you might be frightened of dragons
goblins orcs and other generic fantasy
creatures but they probably won't give
you any trouble
it's your fellow humans as well as oddly
sexy elves and other sentient races that
are your real greatest threat especially
the Wizards don't [ __ ] with wizards even
if you have all the magical energy in
the world which you very well might that
won't necessarily do you any good in a
fight because magic is [ __ ] it's
tricky unpredictable and sometimes
wildly inconsistent a spell that works
wonders one day may be totally useless
the next and it can sometimes seem like
God Himself is arbitrarily changing how
magic works at will in order to force
events to play out in a certain way
you can't ever fully know what a magic
spell will do when it is cast which can
make it very hard to prepare or defend
yourself against it so if you're smart
you'll avoid fighting with magic in the
first place if you only remember one
thing that I've said today make it this
don't [ __ ] with wizards but what about
the dangerous magical beings that you
have no choice in fighting what about
that demon lord and or evil video game
developer you've been summoned to this
world to defeat in short don't worry
about it AIESEC itis may be highly
infectious but like all variations of
the light novel virus it progresses
slowly very very slowly late stage
symptoms such as actually confronting
the demon king can take months or even
years to develop you could go on as many
as 10 or 20 self-contained adventures
without making any real
headway toward defeating or even finding
your final fo and for being the supposed
source of all evil demon Kings tend to
do very little in the way of actual
villainy on a daily basis doctors have
not yet determined exactly why the
disease progresses so slowly but studies
have shown a correlation between the
amount of money earned by individual
adventures and the overall duration of
symptoms to put it simply the more you
make the longer it takes recent trials
have found some success in treating
patients by literally throwing money at
them forcibly accelerating the spread of
the disease and defeating the final
villain quickly but it seems as though
this approach only pushes ISA Titus into
remission
before long it flares up again forcing
victims to go through the same thing in
slightly different settings over and
over and over again ultimately it seems
like patience is the key to beating this
illness I know it's difficult to hear
and the prospect may seem terrifying but
you're just going to have to keep
traveling this magical land of wonder
and amazement surrounded by beautiful
exotic women making loads of money by
fighting monsters you have my
condolences but one day we will defeat
this terrible illness once and for all
and bring an end to ISA Kai tiss so keep
up hope
not just for your future but for all of
ours unless you have ISA kite SD hope
only makes the symptoms worse this video
was paid for and approved by His
Holiness the animais Pope
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