- What? - No, don't!
(giggling)
(classical music)
- [Robotic Narrator] Oh my God, it's happening.
- Ohhhh!
Oh my God!
(disc screeching)
- [Robotic Narrator] Netflix, what the (beep)?
- I hate it here.
(upbeat music)
- Look at them.
Look at them!
(growling) (beep)
- [Robotic Narrator] Welcome.
This is Ginny and she's a virgin.
- [Ginny] I'm still a virgin.
- [Robotic Narrator] And this is her new neighbor, Marcus,
and he likes to climb through the window.
Romeo and Juliet are shaking.
Together, they will have a romance of a lifetime.
- I was wondering if you wanna maybe be my girlfriend.
- [Robotic Narrator] Oh wait, I forgot to mention
that Ginny has a boyfriend.
- What you're describing is a love triangle.
- A love triangle?
I guess you're right, that is what I'm in.
- Do you like him, Hunter?
- Yeah, I do.
- Okay then, that's that.
- Tear off those clothes
and get it over with already!
♪ I sent you a letter ♪
♪ A telegram too ♪
♪ Answer your phone, baby ♪
- Hunter went down on me.
(girls cooing)
- So, pick me.
Choose me.
Love me.
- Bitch, here we go, honey.
(ominous music)
- Hey, I guess.
- [Robotic Narrator] Smile through the pain.
- Happy birthday.
- Awkward.
- What do you want?
(joyful music)
- A heart.
- What do you want?
- Don't you mean welcome to Blue Farm Cafe,
how may I help you?
- No, I mean what do you want?
- Service with a smile.
Iced coffee.
- You didn't have to get me any--
thing, okay yeah.
- Okay, well, I ship it.
- What kinda cultural wasteland are you from?
You've never heard of the band, Wednesday?
- They have that one song.
- No they don't.
- We are--
- [Robotic Narrator] The Wednesday.
- So get ready to lose your shit!
- They don't exist.
(tapping) (beep)
You seem upset.
- Upset?
I have hormones literally coursing.
Everyone just kisses everyone and that's just fine.
Seven black kids in the whole school?
And I just got caught shoplifting
and not been great.
And I've been emotional.
Nobody cares about the planet!
(sobbing)
- [Robotic Narrator] Well, sos, please, someone help me.
- Sweetheart, I don't need to know your life story.
- That's unfortunate.
- Every day when you grab me--
(upbeat music)
(locker slams)
- What?!
You are not a virgin anymore?
What?!
(beep)
(clicking)
- I am way better looking than that guy.
- You wish.
♪ I get you the money that's constant ♪
♪ I don't got the money, that's nonsense ♪
- I will make him my husband.
- [Robotic Narrator] Here is Marcus being relatable
because we don't appreciate it enough.
(upbeat dance music)
♪ Let's go ♪
- Hey.
I'm too cool for fun.
- I know I said I would like, swear to not be
attracted to it and not make you feel uncomfortable
but I just don't know if I can like,
really keep to that promise now.
- Prove me wrong.
What do you want to say?
(ominous music)
- I think I love you.
- No you don't.
- Excuse me?
- We've been there.
(laughing)
- And if anybody at home is wondering what to do
if they're in a one-sided relationship, I'll tell ya.
- I love you.
- Me too.
You love yourself too?
- Yeah.
- What's up?
I was just going to the bathroom, so--
- We know about you and Ginny.
- Oh my God! - Oh my.
(ominous music)
- Ah.
- That's all you have to say?
Not gonna deny it?
- I'm not gonna deny it.
(ominous music)
- Are you guys in love?
- I think I love you.
- I think I love you too.
- No, it's not, we're not together.
- Pain.
Heartbreak.
- I need to get outta here.
- [Robotic Narrator] Well, that was a ship show, wasn't it?
Will Ginny stay with Hunter?
- That was one steamy hug.
- [Robotic Narrator] Or pick Marcus?
- This isn't like a daddy issues thing, right?
- Sometimes you're so hard to like.
- [Robotic Narrator] If only Ginny didn't run away
on her motorcycle.
- I'm emotionally scarred and will never recover but,
I'm glad they had fun.
- Yeah.
(intense music)