I'm going to try to look like
my mind is on directing a little bit
just so you have it.
Three, two, one...
Action.
We may be dealing with a cliff beast.
The eggs must be close by.
Too close.
Darren, this time last year
you were shooting an indie movie
on an iPhone.
Now you're in charge
of a $100 million movie.
How did that happen?
Honestly don't know.
It's like a dream come true.
I love the guy.
Darren is a prince among men.
Spin around here.
Show off. Great.
Vocalize more, I want to hear you growl.
Argh!
I think he's got tons of potential.
I'm just his midwife.
I want him to put his legs up in the air,
and I want to get
this movie out of his...
mind.
Jump over a log.
One, two, three. Jump over another log.
One, two, three.
Smaller log. One, two, three.
Like this.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
That's cry- no.
No, the crying.
Oh, no!
Wait a second.
You've seen the other movies, right?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah okay so I don't do the scared.
We have a new member
coming to the family.
Arggh.
And that's Darren.
That's Darren Eiger.
What's his last name?
Darren Eigan.
Eigan.
That's Darren Eigan.
ARGH!
He is a value added member of the family,
and we just,
we've welcomed him with open arms.
So this is what's behind you.
Right.
Eeeraggh.
Okay.
Yeah.
Eeragh.
Yes, I'm definitely not scared.
Rawr!
She's a mama just like me.
Remember, you're proud
that you're a mama.
She's a mama, just like me.
I am an actress, and Darren
is the painter,
and I
am the paint.
She's a mama. Just like me!
Just like me!
Angry. Trying to take care of her kin.
Trying to take care of her kin!
I guess you must feel like, boy,
if I mess this up, I'll never work again.
I don't detect a question there, but
really, I'm just lucky
to be a tiny
part of the Cliff Beasts universe.
Yeah.
I don't like these god damn rocks.
These god damn stupid rocks.
I don't like these god damn stupid rocks.
This is a shit show.
Our director,
I mean, if I can even call him that,
I mean, he's not leading us anywhere
but into the depths of hell. Yeah.
Can you talk more on that?
Are you rolling right now?
Yes.
Aaahh!
Cut!
Great job.
Moving on.
He's come into this franchise.
He's making it his own.
He's injecting so much individuality.
Like what you were saying
earlier about him
not being a good director.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What I was saying earlier
that Darren is a wonderful director.
You said he was in over his head.
He was sort of drowning.
Wasn't doing a good job.
That was a funny joke.
That was a funny joke that I was making.
You know what you are, you're a poser.
How would you describe morale?
Pretty good, you know?
Movies are tough.
He's such an almighty fuck up.
And I love him.
I'm in charge of this movie,
and you're going to do
what I tell you to do.
By the way,
if anyone fucking leaks
this on the internet, on this set,
I will end them.
Do you, do you hear me?
Please do not leak this on the internet.
Well, I got some real work to do.
You're still shooting.
I can tell, but we're all good.
Alright.
You're still shooting.
We're all good. Good to see you, buddy.