what's going on guys Jarrett Bronstein here and welcome back to life's biggest
questions today we got a bit of a fun one on our hands but before we dive in
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notified when we post our videos I'm going to be responding to some comments
from another video at the end of this one but truthfully I think I'm looking
most forward to the comments on this video so please don't disappoint and
drop me some comedic gold in the form of YouTube comments down below I'm counting
on you guys here so now let's get to it and answer the question what if
SpongeBob SquarePants was real well where do I even begin how can I get my
hands on a krabby patty how does he live and not absorb all the oceans water even
more how is there an entire community of fish who wear pants a crab who sells
burgers made of crab meat and a squid who plays clarinet so many questions and
I'm going to do my best to answer all of them throughout the course of this video
for starters let's talk about what this would mean for us as a society it would
completely change the game to be honest here we are focused on finding aliens in
space or possibly another planet when we have an entire civilization living
literally at the bottom of the ocean but how did this civilization even come to
be what we're talking about a cartoon square pan wearing sponge and all of his
friends info is becoming a part of your life here so we got to make it as
realistic as possible right right so the only explanation these beans are
creations of the radiation that came from the US testing out nuclear weapons
between 1946 and 1958 now you may be wondering what am I even talking about
well during the Cold War between the years of 1946 and 1958 the US government
detonated 67 nuclear weapons on the Marshall Islands more specifically on
the islands of any would talk and bikini atoll the latter being the real
inspiration of Bikini Bottom that's right folks
Bikini Atoll was the inspiration for SpongeBob's home and was also the home
for 23 of those 67 nuclear tests during the Cold War
of course before the government did these tests they removed the 167 bikini
ins and relocated them to the islands of Ron Garrick in 1946 less than a decade
later on March 1st 1954 the US government detonated a bomb given the
name Bravo which created an explosion that was equivalent to 1,000 Hiroshima
sized bombs this would lead me to believe that the main cause for an
entire civilization of mutant like beans living at the bottom of the ocean is due
to the insanely high amounts of radiation radiation so high it formed a
talking sponge a talking starfish a squid that has the ability
play clarinet you get it an entire civilization at the bottom of the
Pacific Ocean of course if this was the case then a lot more questions would
have to be answered are they human at all do they have feelings how do they
learn to speak English most importantly how do they feel about the human race
would we be at the brink of war or would we just coexist with a newfound race
living at the bottom of the ocean unfortunately there is no such thing as
a definitive answer but considering how far out this question is in the first
place I'll try my very best to realistically
answer everything I just asked of course they'd have feelings any living being
does have feelings or emotions if you want to call them a great example as
animals dogs more specifically we know when they're happy when they're sad when
they need to poop you get it so who is to say another intelligent life-form
that of this underwater civilization wouldn't have emotions and before you
guys say dogs aren't considered intelligent life I believe there are
plenty of dogs smarter than humans so don't even go there now it's possible
that Squidward the squid that plays clarinet found the instrument at the
bottom of the ocean say from someone who lost their instrument either from a
capsized ship maybe a cargo ship that dropped some cargo regardless of how it
got to him the possibility that he taught himself how to play wouldn't be
so outlandish especially considering what this entire video is about the
interesting thing would be the language how do they learn to speak English now
there are some characters in the show sandy the squirrel mr. crabs
and even SpongeBob's pet snail Gary who technically would normally be living on
land maybe they do surface to land and learn about the human civilization and
take their findings back down to bikini bottom we also can't forget about Karen
the artificial intelligence made by plankton the tiny well plankton and
given these creatures at the bottom of the ocean have not only found a way to
colonize an entire ocean floor but also created the likes of AI well maybe
they're more advanced than our human civilization this could be seen as quite
a problem or maybe no problem at all considering how they're living at the
bottom of the ocean more specifically the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and over
25,000 miles from Hawaii and 3,000 miles from Papua New Guinea the two closest
places with known human civilization I don't think our paths would ever really
cross much we could try to explore their city but who knows how they would feel
about that would it start a war and would we win this war sure you could
nuke the Pacific Ocean again but what if that radiation just makes them stronger
and what if the radiation affected those living in Hawaii or poppin
there's also the possibility that they come to us but considering how Sponge
Bob would dry out and majority of the residents in bikini bottoms are fish
with full wardrobes I'm not sure how they'd fare on land so I think it's safe
to say if Sponge Bob Squarepants were real although there is a possibility we
could go to war with a possible mutant civilization I think we both keep to
ourselves and keep living our lives the way we've been living them there would
of course be tons of scientists government officials researchers and
just members of the general public interested in what these guys were doing
down there but like they say curiosity killed the cat maybe we'd be better off
just knowing that they're down there and avoiding them at all costs I mean sure
in the cartoon they all seem like good people but who knows how it'd be really
living down there we only see what life is like when the cameras are rolling if
you get what I mean now of course this entire video is just
one big hypothetical fun question I think if there was some sort of
radiation fueled civilization living at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean we would
have picked up on them by now but maybe they're so deep in the sea we can't see
them I mean Bikini Bottom seems to be quite well lit yet the bottom of the
ocean is considered an abyss so maybe they also have adjusted to the darkness
and have vision that a human can't even imagine possible so for all we know
maybe there is a civilization living underwater made up of different sea
creatures a sponge wearing SquarePants and a money-hungry crab who sells his
own kind to other fish for a quick buck although it seems extremely unlikely
Never Say Never and on that note let's reply to some
comments here from the video how can we stop a hurricane ducky said when a
transformer by a life insurance or car insurance I want to take car insurance
cuz he made of a car it's car Junior Galan said what would happen if a caught
game came to life well son Lora based off real life like World War 1 World War
2 so that gives you any indication futuristic ones suck anyways so let's
not worry about that weird Walking Dead theory said what's daily life like for
life's biggest questions I'll be honest you guys just gotta follow us all on
Instagram I mean I stain my shirt today at work so I mean I guess human things
right we're all human we make mistakes thankfully you guys can't see me so you
guys won't see the stain on my shirt right now but and that does it for this
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