- [Nick Cannon] It's that time ya'll,
the game can go either way,
yeah the bonus round. It's called the
- [Audience] Wild style
- Freestyle rapping here on Wild 'n Out we focus
on them jokes so each punchline is one point added
to your total score, yeah Tyler that belt man
you need that, you need that in your life.
- [Tyler] It's coming to my house.
- [Nick Cannon] Alright well step on up then.
New school step up, Old school step up.
(audience cheering)
- [Nick Cannon] DJ D-Wrek you know what to do drop the beat.
- [Nick Cannon] Chill out ya'll some young ass bastards,
in the city yo this is a disaster,
if this was Sunday school I'd be the pastor.
Stop twerking in my church little girl you so nasty.
- [Pink Sweater Girl] Let me go and twerk then.
What you talk about, let me murk it.
Hit it revere it, let me falls back
because you know he is hurting.
(audience cheering)
- I can't do that, I can't do that.
- Hey With them shiny ass boots on,
ya'll tripping, you heard of the city girls
well this is the welfare women.
Look I got one more joke then its over
it look like ya'll signed the record deal with Fashion Nova.
- Mimi talk your shit.
- Okay. You know I'm asian so I love to duck stars,
but I heard yo like ranch because you like your salad toys.
- Oh, wait a minute.
- [Nick Cannon] Wait a minute.
- I was lying I got one more,
if you click your heels together twice you'll be
at the beauty supply store.
(audience cheering)
- Come here, Teddy where you at, Teddy?
This is the part of the show where I'm about
to do your murder.
I bet when you take pictures you say "Cheese-Burger"
- Okay, okay,
See look, see look.
You underestimated me but in a competitor you just mad
because you look exactly like the predator.
- Heard that before.
- Okay. - But I don't even play scrub,
what you want to be when you grow up?
You told them a taste bud.
- Okay, well I got something that might be colder
you just mad because your height don't match your shoulders.
- Boo
I don't mess with white women.
- Oh come on man just this one time.
Hey man come on.
- Hey man don't. Look my hands are up here.
- Okay.
- Come one I have a lot of black friends okay.
- You assuming.
- Hey man you want me, it's something you cannot hide
but I gotta tell you something,
you must be this tall to ride okay.
E man more like E.D man,
because you can't get it up unless you covered
in semen.
- Oh.
Okay white girl,
My hands are here.
- Okay.
- I will keep it simple, I got the best flow
in the south if I ever wan a babysitter I'll just hire your
- Hurtful, Okay all right,
Let's wrap this up he's got places to go
like ignoring women in the clubs when they're screaming no.
Thank you.
- My hands are still here, I'm done.
- Wait wait wait.
Hey kids come here you don't wanna miss this
hey day what'd you get us this for Christmas?
- Oh hold on, okay that's funny.
- The toy speaks, and he raps too.
- Oh you talking about missing shit? Okay
- He can dance too, he's Bobby the brand new toy.
He's Bobby, he looks just like a boy.
- You talking about missing stuff use that term loosely.
You wanna talk about missing stuff
like we miss you in movies.
- Bobby! He's Bobby.
He's like a real boy, he's bobby.
He can speak he can rap.
Can he have sex?
He can't do that.
(audience cheers)
- [Nick Cannon] Old school. DJ D-Wrek let them know.
- I gotta give that to the old school.
Make some noise for the old school.
(audience cheers)
- What I'm talking about.