today we get a little OCD about TV let's
talk about that good mythical morning go
beasts I hope you're as hungry as we are
because today we are dishing it out
we've got a bug in wine pairing a nasty
bug burrito and a little later we'll cap
it all off with some beatbox what I
could be bucks a lil right now it's just
a wet you appetite
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people are so obsessed with a movie or a
TV show that they have gone to
incredible links to work out extremely
intricate calculations related to the
storylines and because link is so
absolutely horrible with numbers I
thought it would be fun to play a game
with him about those calculations it's
time for fiction editions fan edition
wake me oh come on down here I am the
first and only contestant on I'm so glad
to be here on the show
a man lesson again like the first time
we got a new board with I thought that
was one of those things it's not a mouse
that like you know like a tiny mouse
wheel and we also tried to touch the
mouse by curse TV
look at him there she is she's back and
blacker than ever
okay okay look here's how we're gonna do
this I'm gonna read you a question about
some fan calculation about some property
you know of movie TV show if you've got
three or more correct you get your
choice between a dollar bill and what's
in the mystery box okay remember that
yeah I always choose the mystery box
okay I know you're gonna do great on
this cuz you're so good with numbers
remember how Lord of the Rings is just
Elijah woods little legs walking for 11
hours yeah imager user Matt's a wizard
figured out exactly how many miles it
took Frodo and Sam wise to get from the
Shire to Mount Doom hmm was it thirteen
hundred and fifty miles or five hundred
five thousand five hundred miles five
thousand five hundred I lose you know I
know what that number means I just lost
my place I'm sorry
fifty five hundred miles uh now first of
all you said they made it to Mountain
Dews spoiler alert
sorry it made it to mountain doom and
then the Eagles took him away and then
Legolas died spoiler alert wow he's
going for the bigger number fifty how do
you say that number five five fifty five
hundred a lie especially in the extended
version okay what do we got oh that's
wrong because Elijah would walk thirteen
hundred and fifty miles and Elijah would
walk thirteen hundred and fifty more and
I'm just happy that this lit up so I
don't even care that I got it wrong next
question it worked if I remember
correctly friends was about a group of
unemployed caffeine junkies who made fun
of each other at a coffee shop right and
according to superfan KITT Lovelace
Phoebe drank the most cups of coffee
throughout the run of the show how many
mugs did she guzzle on camera was it
twenty seven hundred or 227 oh gosh how
many episodes of
friends were there there was over 10
season I would say 200 and over 200 well
both answers are over 200 no I mean
episodes Oh 200 episodes of friends and
say like 130 here's a network show
there's 25 episodes in a season there
were like 12 seasons right I don't know
let's say 236 or something so I'm gonna
guess Man 1 per episode that one is he
right link your math work this time and
the lights door yeah Wow but
interestingly all 227 were actually from
the one famous episode the one where
Phoebe gets fatal diarrhea yeah a lot of
people don't know that I was more of a
Seinfeld guy round three
spying ain't easy in 2012 James Bond
does that's my neighbor
Gordon stonger or stain jure or stain
ger calculated exactly how many bullets
had flown at the famous spy up to that
point I love the Internet
how many times has double-oh-seven been
shot at link is it four thousand six
hundred and sixty two or fourteen
thousand six hundred and sixty-two 662
is in both well there's at least been
two hundred James Bond movies man I mean
each I mean sometimes the bullets go my
dad and some fool said on the internet
and counted Omaha
rewind it then no you are not a fool
that is to be celebrated yes I got it
you're a hero sir you're trying to get
me to go with the big number by going so
I'm going with this number whoa reverse
reverse let's see if he's right yeah
[Applause]
you did it Lake and 75 is the number of
Bond girls that he should have treated
with more respect yes my favorite part
of the American version of the office
was Jim's pranks on Dwight and a random
Google user created a spreadsheet
calculating the cost of every prank Jim
played on Dwight throughout this offices
nine seasons great
how much did Jim spend to prank Dwight
man was it three thousand one hundred
2.5 cents or one hundred and thirteen
thousand one hundred and eighty dollars
and five cents hmm so great somebody did
this yeah you keep reveling in that lot
of money yeah that's the new season's
version of a dollar sign we're gonna get
lots of comments about it I like the old
dollar signs I'm gonna say a hundred and
thirteen thousand eight hundred and
eighty dollars and five cents so that
you don't make fun of the mythical
mythical beast don't make those guys
that's true it's it's other people okay
is he right yeah link yeah you're right
that's not the right answer
neither of those answers are the right
answer this is the right answer
what what I'm confused first of all that
freaking look like you run the office
and second of all what's the answer the
answer I just showed you on that video
oh you were wrong either way and how
much did that cost that right there yeah
actually that was $3,500 just to shoot
[Laughter]
okay link you've got two out of four
because you couldn't gotten that one
right and if you get this one right you
still get the best I've ever done
nothing is certain in life except death
taxes and that there's definitely an
episode of law and order on right now
according to the website T dot me how
long would it take you to binge watch
every single episode in the Law & Order
franchise that's Law & Order Law & Order
SVU Law & Order criminal intent law and
order trial by jury Law & Order
LA and Law & Order true crime is it 46
days 12 hours and 5 minutes or 46 days
12 hours and 35 minutes seriously okay
there's a lot of fidelity in the
calculations the top one I don't even
know what it says link you're not right
now a clarification that total does not
include the following short-lived Law &
Order series Law & Order CBS Law & Order
jaywalking unit Law & Order mild
graffiti unit Law & Order my uncle's
cool lake house law and order pizza
party law and order pizza party turbo
law and order the secret of the ooze law
and order responding to noise complaints
and law and order turn on your sirens to
get through the intersection you got
through all of that and Steve like get
closer okay link one more chance oh yeah
we've eaten a lot of weird stuff
throughout all our Willits but what if
that was all we ate well according to
our researcher Teresa's calculations
shout-out to Tori TT I think she owns t
died me how long could the average
person survive eating only the food
we've eaten in Willets to clarify once
you've eaten the roadkill corndog for
example it's gone forever and you can't
eat it again is it 44 days or 77 days
like you really
need to get this right man I believe in
you I don't know the science that went
into the nutrition here
I asked Dean how many we've done we've
done so many Willits like 35 or so more
than that and there's been several meals
and everyone I gotta go with the bigger
number I think you guys seventy seven
days and I would have guessed much more
than that
okay is he right congratulations we you
are our only winner you get to make a
choice between the dollar bill what's in
them which do you want me to choose Oh
the dollar the box what's in the mystery
box it's a check guys it's a freakin
check wait Nile yeah five thousand five
hundred nine dollars and five cents it's
actually a lot you can keep it long to
nail all right lane congratulations
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