- When I smell her farts
it's like these comforting, like puffs of joy.
And I think it's really beautiful.
(Margaret yodeling)
Hi, I'm Margaret Cho.
I'm comedian, a musician and author, cat and dog owner
and friend to all animals.
I'm good a lot of things,
but I wanna see what else I'm good at.
My real secret talent is, well, I'll tell you at the end
you'll have to guess.
I'm gonna wiggle my eyebrows, okay.
Here's one.
This is very, the Rock.
It's hard to do the left one.
This one is easier than this one.
(upbeat country music)
There they go. (bell chimes)
My best joke is, I don't know if it's so much joke
as like a lifestyle that I really love when
I can smell my dog's farts, 'cause they come up like,
and they're really comforting.
I think she farts a lot 'cause she swallows a lot of air
and when I smell her farts, it's like these comforting
like, puffs of joy, they're really light.
They're like really airy.
And I think it's really beautiful.
She's getting embarrassed. (air pops)
And I think that like I really like to scoop the litter box
'cause for me it's just like, really satisfying.
It's like panning for gold,
but it's not gold. (buzzer blares)
I think that's as far as I can get
I have a short nose, but kind of a long tongue.
I don't think
I can touch my nose. (buzzer blares)
(Margaret laughs)
Z Y X.
W V U T E?
I can't do it! (buzzer blares)
My best mouth.
(Margaret beatboxes)
(record scratches)
(upbeat music)
(bell chimes)
(dog barks)
(Margaret yodels)
I'm calling her.
(Margaret yodels)
She doesn't like it.
(Margaret yodels)
(bell chimes)
She doesn't like it.
She's complaining. (cat meows)
Is this it?
This is it.
This is. (bell chimes.)
This is it.
(bell chimes)
137.
(buzzer blares)
Okay. 92. (buzzer blares)
18? (buzzer blares)
70? (buzzer blares)
16? (bells chimes)
Wow!
Hey, all right.
The unicorn was running through a mountain
and then saw a low flying cloud
and pierces the cloud with the horn of the unicorn.
And then the bee also stung the cloud
and there was a low rainstorm.
(bell chimes)
Oh this?
It's opposite.
It's wait, wait.
I'm doing it! (bell chimes)
Yes.
(Margaret blowing)
I don't know if it's a song, but (whistles)
that's all I can do, barely. (bell chimes)
(Margaret whistles)
I don't know any sign language
but it would be the M-A-R-G-G-A-R-E-T.
(buzzer blares)
Lifting her chin.
(bell chimes)
I feel like I really found a lot of new talents
especially calling my animals to me
with my yodel.
We'll use that again.
My real secret talent is that I can make Thai food
and I can use a mortar and pestle
and I can really make really good Tom Ka Gai.
which is the chicken soup, which is really good.
For me, cooking is my secret talent.
So I become very, very expert at it.
So I really love it.
You can watch me, Margaret Cho
on the new movies, Sex Appeal on Hulu.
Bye everyone.
Thank you.