My name is Squidward. Can I take your order?
Hmm. Uh.
Oh, I'll have a, um... No.
Oh, maybe, no. Hmm. I'll have- No. Oh, maybe--
Are you planning on ordering today, sir?
I'll have a Krabby Patty.
How original?
And with extra onions.
Daring today, aren't we?
One Krabby Patty, extra onion.
One crying Johnny coming up!
First bun, then patty, followed by ketchup, mustard,
pickles, extra onions, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes and bun,
in that order. One crying Johnny, up!
Whatever.
[babbling]
12 Krabby Patties on wheat buns.
Bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun,
bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun,
bun, patty, ketchup, tomato, bun.
One dozen cryin' cows on the farm! Up!
Thanks, Farmer Brown. It's been a thrill serving you.
Can I get some extra salt?
We're all out.
Could you check?
No.
Let me guess, Tiny, a small salad?
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe
on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles
with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry,
burn it, and let it swim.
We serve food here, sir.
Here we go. One of everything for Bubble Buddy.
[gasping]
Oh, no, Squidward, wait. There's cheese on these patties.
And?
Bubble Buddy's lactose intolerant
and can't eat cheese. What should we do?
We? How about you take these patties and--
Mr. Squidward?
Don't worry, Bubble Buddy,
Squidward will make a fresh batch.
What, is he allergic to bread too?
Actually, he doesn't like the crust.
And Squidward,
the ketchup should be under the patty.
And Squidward, the pickle should be on the left side.
And Squidward, you should- and Squidward-
and Squidward- and Squidward- and Squidward-
Here! One of everything!
No cheese, no crust pickles to the left,
four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce,
and farm raised tomatoes carnival style!
No, no, we're not going into the tacky Krusty Krab!
You're right, we're going through the drive-thru!
Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops
of ice cream, please.
[groaning]
Squidward, you see me struggling with this boat,
and you act like you don't care!
It's not an act.
[groaning]
I hate to do this to you,
Triple Krabby Patty with five scoops of ice cream,
but I have no choice.
No, no, stop! I don't like that!
Wow. Look at all the customers.
One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.
Thank you. Come again.
Braap!
I would like one Krabby Pat--
One Krabby Patty, hold the mayonnaise.
Braap!
Uh, actually, I want one with extra mayo.
[growling]
Order's up. Two Krabby Patties.
Oh, uh, yeah, I don't know.
Something wrong with the petty, sir?
[chuckles]
No. We just want something like, different.
Yeah, something like new.
- New. - New.
New.
Hey, we want something new too.
[everyone] New! New! New! New!
[chuckles] New, huh?
We've been waiting to test our, uh, our new menu, uh...
How'd you like to be the first to try it?
Yeah, we like being first.
Come with me, boy-o.
Whoa! What is this place?
It's me secret lab where I experiment on food.
Oh, Mr. Krabs, this looks like madness.
You think this is mad?
Ooh, wait til you see this!
[screaming] Yikes!
Howdy, SpongeBob.
Sandy, what are you doing down here?
I'm moonlighting as a molecular gastronomist.
What?! A maladowin-a-gas-a-whatalist?
Eugene here is paying me to science up his menu.
Look, I'm in a hurry. You have this special project?
Well, it's a work in process.
There it is! Your new patty!
Wait, no! You can't improve the Krabby Patty!
It's perfect perfection that cannot be perfected upon!
Yeah, right. Sensitive to time. Make me 200 of these, pronto!
Here you go, gentlemen. Two brand new patties.
Hmm. Huh?
- Hello? - No.
Sorry, sir, we're closed--
Ahoy there, Krusty Krab. How can I help you?
Pizza? Hmm. Of course, we have pizza.
- Uh, Mr. Krabs-- - A delivery?
Squid will bring it right over.
Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza.
Krabby Patties aren't slop.
Gotta be something they like in here.
No. No.
Nope.
No. Nope.
[sniffing]
Oh, no!
[screaming]
Ooh. Oh, now, lookie here. Night Patties.
Now you're getting the swing of it.
N-Night Patties?
Order up, people!
Alright!
Night Patties.
Tasty.
Smooth.
Smoky.
They match our purses.
They remind me of home.
Pretty Patties rule!
Welcome to the Krusty Towers, where our motto is,
"we shall never deny a guest
even the most ridiculous request."
Oh, that's great. I'd like a Double Krabby Patty
with no onions and extra pickles.
If you want a Krabby Patty,
you'll have to rent a room and order room service.
Ooh, I've only got an hour for lunch.
And then I just cook it, like this.
Go on.
Why, what an interesting shape.
Are those for sale?
Why? Would you like to buy one?
Well, that would depend on the price.
Would you pay the same as what a Krabby Patty costs?
Hmm. Sure, I suppose so.
How about double?
Now you're talking.
Krabby Patties again?
[sighing]
If only there were something else.
Hey, what you got there, Frank?
It's new. Tastes just like a Krabby Patty,
but it's shaped like a wiener.
Well, that's sounds very interesting.
Yeah.
Hey, I'd like to request a wiener.
- Me too. - Me too.
Wieners! Wieners! Wieners!
[sizzling]
[whistling]
- SpongeBob. - Yeah, Squidward?
I need a Triple Krabby Supreme on a kelp bun.
And with extra sea pickle and- and burn it to a crisp, okay?
Coming right up.
Listen, Squidward, I want to apologize for before.
I was only trying to make you happy.
[moaning]
[SpongeBob] But I guess deep down inside,
I was trying to make myself happy,
but now I've learned there's room
for all kinds of people in this crazy old ocean of ours
...and they all don't have to like the same things.
[sizzling]
Don't go.
While I strongly disagree with your decision, I accept it.
You know, it's not often I get to make one like this.
I want to see the look on their face
when they take that first bite.
[sizzling]
Triple Krabby Supreme! Triple Krabby Supreme!
Did somebody order a Triple Krabby Supreme?
- Huh. - I'm starving.
No problem. Two patties coming right up.
Your Doodle Patty, sir.
Tastes weird.
Yeah, they are a little dry.
Here you go, sir. A King Size Ultra Krabby Supreme
with the works, double batter fried on a stick.
Thanks.
Your Krabby Patty, sir.
Hey, Squidward, cool rock.
Hold on a second, SpongeBob.
Here you are, my good man.
Oh, thank you, Patrick.
There's plenty more where that came from,
my good friend.
[groaning]
- Squidward. - What now?!
I don't like crusts on my sandwich.
It's a bun, it's all crust.
How am I supposed to cut the crust off a bun?
Peel it.
- Happy? - Yee hee!
[whistling]
Order up.
[clapping, laughing]
I would like to order one Krabby Patty, please,
uh, extra secret formula.
Hello?! Is this stupid thing on?!
Uh, let's see here.
I have a question about the...
The Krabby Kiddy Meal.
Is it really, really, really cute?
Adorable.
Cuter than a regular Krabby Patty?
Yes.
Pss! Patrick, get the Krabby Kiddy Meal.
Look, a regular Krabby Patty here,
a Krabby Kiddie Patty here.
30% cuter, and it only costs $1 more.
What's the problem here?!
My Kiddy Meal didn't come with a toy.
Hmm. And you'd like to upgrade
to the toy package, is that right?
Mr. Krabs, the Krusty Krab doesn't have any toys.
Oh, really?
Then what do you call... this?
Oh.
An official Krusty Krab licensed toy?
Enjoy, sir.
Can I eat this one?
What? Hey, how'd they know?
I love grilled shoes.
Uh... I'll have one relish patty.
Hold the mayo.
It's just a little ol' Krabby Patty smothered
in jellyfish jelly.
I call it a Krabby Patty with jellyfish jelly.
Could I try some?
Sure.
Amazing.
I've got to tell someone about this.
♪ Hey all you people Hey all you people ♪
♪ Hey all you people Won't you listen to me? ♪
♪ I just had a sandwich No ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ A sandwich filled With jellyfish jelly ♪
♪ Hey, man ♪
♪ You've got to try This sandwich ♪
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ It's the tastiest sandwich In the sea ♪