Ally: Wow, good lighting.
Who chose this?
My good.. Oh god. Hi!
I thought I would do something I've never done before. I'm gonna have a child.
I don't want kids but I'll have one for a day.
So.. I found a child.
I'm on my way to..
...it.
Oh, I don't know how to..
..kids.
But before I go. I just wanted to say thank you to audible for sponsoring this video.
I thought it'd be fitting to listen to an audio-book on my way there.
So I'm gonna listen to "Why you want kids" by V.Newt.
I don't think she's gonna convince me, but the book's an hour long and that is how long it takes me to drive there, so..
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Ohh that's new. You can te..what..you can text?
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It's a great way to pass the time or a good addition to whatever activity you are already doing.
If you're jogging, hiking, swimming..
Don't.. well. I don't know.. It's uhh
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The lighting is so bad.
Let's get going.
I don't.. I don't..
I don't know how this is gonna go..
Hera..
I'm taking care of you today.
Why are you laughing?
I'm taking care of you, al..
Stop laughing like that!
You're in charge so whatever.. whatever.
Ally: Is this how it is?
No way. Oh, no.
Ally: What do you want to wear?
Hera: I want to wear something else.
Ally: Woah...
Ally: So, which one d'you wanna wear?
Hera: Halloween costume. Ally: Yeah?
Ally: Uhmm is this.. alright. Uhmm hello..
Hera: Oh my gosh.
Ally: You're just in a wall. Are you okay?
Could you imagine if I had to take care of two?
Oh..oh..
Hera: Don't even joke me.
Ally: I'm not. I'm being so real with you right now.
Hera: (rip headphone users)
Ally: What do you want to wear?
Hera: You!
Ally: We're gonna match. We can roll your sleeves up and everything.
Hera: Hold on for a second.
Ally: Okay..
Ally: Just put it on, please!
It's halfway on.
Kimber: Now, would be an appropriate time to make a closet joke.
Ally: Alright, I'm never having children.
You have to come out.
There we go.
Oh my gosh, she's throwing shoes now!
No, please.
Hera, oh my gosh. I'm gonna discipline. Alright, you ready?
We're not leaving this house until you get dressed.
Hera: I'm never gonna get dressed.
Ally: Alrighty..
Ally: Omg, you're putting it on. Yeah!
Hera: Want to listen to music?
Ally: No, no..I need you to button your shirt.
Ally: 3, 2, 1
Ally: Oh. my, gosh. You look so cool!
What? You're so cool.
I really can't get over how cool you look.
Hera: Hi Guys! We're gonna do a challenge to fight with auntie Ally.
Ally: We're gonna do a what now? Hello?
Hera: Ally!
Ally: Where do you want to go? What do you want to do?
Hera: Go to legoland.
Ally: I knew you were going to a say theme park.
What if we made legoland?
Should we get supplies and then make a legoland?
Hera: Yeah, we can also get some supplies from the forest and it would be so cool.
Ally: Where's the forest tie into this?
Alright, we'll figure that out later.
Hera: Ice cream. Ally: Oh gosh yeah. Okay, yeah let's do it.
Ally: Let's go to target. Yeah? Yeah, target.. oh. O...okay.
Hera: Flower for you. Ally: Oh my gosh, thank you.
Wow. That was so nice.
I still love your hat.
Hera: It's not my hat. It's your hat.
Ally: But it looks better on you.
Hera: You know, bro! Ally: What?
Kimber: Oooh there's a car.
Ally: You want to get silly string? Hera: No. Ally: Why don't you want anything fun?
Shake this and ask it a question.
Hera: Where are the PJ masks songs?
Ally: Oh, okay. That's a very specific question. Ask it a "yes or no question".
Hera: Yes!
Ally: Uhhh
Hera: Minecraft!
Ally: You play minecraft? What do you want?
Hera: I just want LOL dolls.
Ally: We are not leaving until we find this.. We found it. What do you want?
Hera: I want the box.
Ally: You just want the full...all of it?
Hera: Two.
Ally: We could do four.
Hera: No!
Ally: Three?
Hera: No, I want a cat.
Ally: Sass...
Hera: My favorite game! Come on!
Ally: Okay..
Hera: Big lego!
Ally: Yeah? That's not us. That's not our cart. Nope, uhmm..
Hera: Those ones.
Ally: These ones? We should've gotten a cart. You want a swimming pool? Hera: No.
Ally: Why don't you want anything?
Oh, girl..!
Looks good to me.
Hera: Oh, I just.. Ally: Put them in. Hera: I just squeezed them.
Ally: Make it work. That it.
Hera: Oh, my god.
Ally: You want it? Hera: Yeah...
Hera: This is gonna be a lot of dollars!
Ally: Let's rob a bank or something, huh?
Hera: NO!
Ally: Hera, we should get a piñata.
Hera: No. Ally: Oh, come on!
Hera: I want Marshall.
Ally: I once was Marshall. Did you know that I dressed up like him for Halloween?
Ally: Nailed it.
Hera: So, today we are going to have a lot of candies.
Ally: So much candy.
Hera: Candy Legoland.
Hera: It can feel like it's not my birthday in Legoland. Let's get some more stuff.
Ally: Some birthday stuff?
Hera: Yeah. Ally: Okay, let's do it.
Ally: *gasps in gay* Gay.
Birthday card for you.
Hera: This is going to be so fun!
Hera: And a Minnie mouse.
Last chance on silly-string, I'm just saying.
Hera: I want silly string.
Ally: You do?! Put it in.
Hera: My little pony sticker. Ally: Yeah?
Hera: We have to get birthday hat.
Ally: Yes, we do. Birthday candy Legoland is what we are now building.
Hera: I'll get these straws.
Ally: Okay, this is starting to get a little impractical.
Hera: We need to go. Ally: We do, though.
Hera: We need birthday presents.
Ally: Okay, are you holding on? Because if you let go I'm gonna run over you and that'll be your fault, not mine.
Ally: Oh yeah, live it up.
Ally: Okay, you want to get like a nerf gun? Now, you want things. That's good.
Hera: I want both of them.
Ally: Oh, you've taken out 180.
Ally: You want it? Hera: Yeah.
Hera: I want it... It's my birthday.
Ally: It's not even close to your birthday.
Hera: We're ready to check out.
Ally: You've just bought the whole store.
Hera: If we don't have enough money.. how can we get out?
Ally: That's why we have audible.
Hera: Oh my gosh bro!
Ally: Bro..!
Hera: We're having a party at home.
Ally: Oh..
Ally: You want to get ice cream? Hera: Yeah.
Hera: I don't have any choice to pick any more grandmas. I only want to have you.
Ally: I'm not a grandma...
Hera: I love you husband!
Ally: Eww don't lick it. She licked it.
Ally: Put your party dress on.
Legoland.. birthday.. candy.. party. What are we do..What is this again?
Ally: This is really tight.
Hera: What?!
Ally: Ahhh you did it!
It's either berry or toothpaste.
Hera: Ahh I don't... it's toothpaste. Ally: It is?
Ally: You ready? Hera: Hmm..
Ally: Only rule... don't hit me.
Oh I'm so scared.
Ally: Aren't you supposed to be blind folded?
Oh, that's what the helmet's for.
Hera: Can you hold my lollipop? Ally: Oh, of course. Hera: But don't..
..lick it. Ally: Oh,you just.. alright.
Hera: Don't eat it. Ally: I..Okay.
Ally: Oh my gosh. PETA.
Hera: Break his head.
Ally: Do you want your lollipop back? It's just stuck to my hand.
Gross..
Ally: Who hurt you?
Hera: Can you push me?
Ally: Can you eat this?
Thanks.
Hera: Oohhh...!
Push the cart.
Ally: Ohh the cart.
Ally: Oh my gosh.
I hit you in the back with that.
Hera: Let me try.
Hera: Hey, honey.
Ally: Birthday to you.
*whispers* It's a card I picked out.
Hera: What does it say?
Ally: It says "Happy Un-birthday!"
Somebody: Oh my god!
Ally: Somebody ate a jellybean.
Ally: This counts as your bath, right?
Ally: You should just break it.
Hera: No, I'm not trying to break it.
Ally: I can't believe you didn't wait.
Ally: It's bedtime.
Let's get them all in.
Oh my gosh!
Hera: Ally.. Ally: Yeah?
Hera: Do you want to play this with me?
Ally: Only if I can read you a bedtime story.
Hera: Yes! Ally: And by read, I mean listen to..
..from audible.
Audible: I'll read you one very last book if you swear ..
you'll go the f*ck to sleep.
Ally: Wait Hera..
Alright, anywho... Goodbye.
Hera: Go back.. Hmmm
Ally: Hmmm Hera: Hmmm
Ally: We're harmonizing.
Hera: What can we call our band?
Ally: Uhh What about HAIM?
Hera: The noddle song that nobody did.
Ally: The new song that nobody did? That's a sick band name. Let's do it.
Alright, let's hit it.
Hera: New song... Ally: that nobody s..
Hera: I.. I'm the sing-ger.
Ally: Okay, fine.
Hera: I'm pretending you're my mom.
Ally: That's perfect. I'm pretending I'm your mom, too.