I want to talk about all the jobs
that you have to go through before you find the right job.
It can look fun to look back on where you've come from.
It also can be terrifying because recently,
my writers unearthed a Popeyes commercial
that I was in when I was 18--
I don't know how old I was.
I completely forgot about it.
There's no need to show it.
I'm just telling you that I was in a Popeyes commercial.
We have it.
No.
I know you have it, Andy.
We're not showing it.
Let's just show it.
They want to see it.
They do not want to see it.
[CHEERING]
[INAUDIBLE] No.
Let's roll it.
The point--
Summer jugs from Popeyes!
I was really surprised.
Can't stand it.
I've got to have it.
(SINGING) Summer jugs from Popeyes!
Buy your summer jug and get free refills all summer long.
(SINGING) Love that chicken from Popeyes!
It's wonderful.
It's just-- ah, it's crazy!
[CHEERING]
All right, yeah.
But listen, hey, I did a commercial for Popeyes.
Now there's a line for their sandwiches.
Coincidence?
Yes, it is.
I've done a lot of different things in my career,
but the problem is, I don't remember a lot of them,
or really any of them.
But they're all on tape.
So just for fun--
and let's test my memory.
It's a new game that we're calling "Was I In That?"
All righty, then.
If you see your name on a screen, come on down.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERING]
Hi, you two.
One of you is Alicia.
One of you is Diane.
Who are you?
Correct.
I'm Alicia.
Hi, Alicia.
And Diane.
Yeah!
You live in Phoenix?
Hi, yes!
Hi.
Both of you-- you're bouncy.
Both of you are very bouncy and spongy.
No, it's fine.
There's no rules here at all.
OK.
Here's how the game works.
We're going to show a movie, a TV show, a commercial.
It's going to pop up on the screen,
and then we're all going to guess if I've been in it.
You may think this is unfair because I have an advantage,
but I'm more like Dory than you possibly know.
[CLAPPING]
I really have no memory.
So this is a fun game for all of us.
I think.
Let's see.
Woo!
"Sesame Street."
Oh.
All right, Alicia, are you going to guess?
I'll let y'all guess first.
OK.
You were not in that.
Not on "Sesame Street."
You were on "Sesame Street."
You think I was.
Did you see me on it?
Huh?
Yes.
Well, then, I'll agree with you.
[LAUGHING]
That's how I'm going to--
I'm going to follow everyone else's lead.
I was on it?
You saw me?
Yeah.
All right, let's take a look.
I was on "Sesame Street."
Hi, Ellen.
Hi!
Oh, hi, Elmo.
Hi.
Hey, wait a minute.
What?
Did you hear that?
Hear what?
"Ellen" and "Elmo."
They're sort of the same.
Yeah!
[CLAPPING]
I was on "Sesame Street."
Thank you.
Wow.
Good job.
Yeah!
I don't-- and yet you remember that.
That's wonderful.
Let's see another one.
God.
What do you think, Alicia?
I'm going to just go again with a no.
All right, yeah.
Stick with the no's.
Diane, have I been in that?
I don't know.
I'm going to go with a no, too.
Well, I don't-- it sounds really familiar to me,
and I really don't remember doing commercials except
for the recent ones I've done.
But I think I have.
I feel like I have done that.
OK.
So let's see.
Hello, Very Fine.
No, you're not shrinking.
The bottle is larger.
Hello, Very Fine.
It's 64 ounces.
Well, I suppose so, yes, you could lift weights with it.
[LAUGHING]
[CLAPPING]
Is that company still around?
Do we know?
[INAUDIBLE]
It is?
And they let me go.
[LAUGHING]
Apparently, I didn't do a good job.
All right, let's see another one.
Alicia?
What are you going to do now?
I'm going to stick with a no.
All right.
Diane, have I done this?
I think you have.
Yes.
Really?
I don't think so.
Oh, OK.
This is one thing I feel strongly that I did not do.
OK.
Let's take a look.
You can dial 1-800-COLLECT.
Here's how it works-- dial 1-800-COLLECT.
Yeah, I just saved you some cash.
You're welcome.
Love ya.
Yeah, that's David Spade.
That's not me.
[CLAPPING]
People confuse David Spade and me a lot, but that's not me.
All right, let's see another one.
Alicia?
Oh, I'm going to-- yes, you were on it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I'm going to agree.
Yes.
Somehow, I have a vague memory that I was on it.
I don't remember it, but I'm just going to say yes.
All right.
Hi.
Hello.
How you doing?
Good.
She in there?
I believe so.
OK.
Uh-- I'm not supposed to allow anybody in.
Wow.
[CLAPPING]
I've had quite a career.
I've done more than I remember.
All right.
[DINGING]
That's all.
[CHEERING]
Woo!
Just when I thought I was having quite a career,
it stopped there.
All right, let's tally up the points.
There are no points.
You're both getting a 65-inch TCL Roku TV, and--
[CHEERING]
--me too.